Celebrity HCwDB Couple of the Year: Tigerpud and The Nanny
Yeah, probably an obvious choice. But I like to keep the HCwDB topical around here.
At first I was gonna go with Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox. Especially since his initials spell “BAG.” But then I realized that Brian Austin Green isn’t a celebrity.
So I settled on Woodsbag and Elin Gutmundsdaughter.
Granted, Tiger doesn’t look or act douchey. But that run of whorin’ is so skankerific, especially when his wife is this hott, that they have to get the 2009 Douchie Award.
And she is Nordic glorious. Her DNA pleases Joseph Mengele and sails to Greenland in a Viking rucksack.
Of course, I probably should’ve given it to Criss Angel for the second year in a row. For that man sucks alpaca teat.
But this year, it’s another trophy for Tiger. And, in HCwDB awards, he’s leading Nicklaus 1-0.
