Stackhouse Voted
Last week’s winner and legendary douche poet, Stackhouse, wanted to drop by and vote in this week’s HCwDB of the Week.
Here’s a brief excerpt from a larger poem that Stackhouse is working on, tentatively called “WTF I’m Trying to Do Tri’s”:
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WTF I’m trying to do tri’s and 2 fat f*cks with long hair,1 in a pussy ass pony tail and the other just a wavy fire crotch, get on the machine right in front of the mirror. Take ur ugly asses back 2 the dance dance revolution machine. Let me enjoy the 10 minutes I have in front of this mirror in peace
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A brief meditation on life and the existential crisis of mortality. Let us heed the poetic words of Stackhouse. Let us always remind ourselves that we must enjoy the 10 minutes we have in front of this mirror in peace.
For life’s pussy ass pony tails and wavy fire crotches never heed our goals, proving life is folly, and, in the end, ‘ere to humble us.
