Friday, February 26, 2010

Friday Thoughts and Links


Your humble narrator is giggly and excitable on this Friday. I consider the punchable doucheface (pictured here).

But also the lovely brunette smile that powers industry, starts wars, motivates artisans and causes bumblebees to fly into windows.

I would chew on her shoulder like a Malaysian Tree Frog with the runs.

Things are busy here at HCwDB headquarters. Gearing up for the site redo, heavily into obsessively tracking how the show is doing on MTV, and trying to get the movie made.

Which involves lots of sitting around on my rug, staring at my dying ferns that keep shedding all over my rug, and wondering why Babe 2: Pig in the City didn’t get more respek.

Here’s your links:

Here’s the only proper way to respond to fans of The Jersey Shore.

The makers of Axe Bodyspray were fined by the government for polluting the air. About time our society takes action.

The always cutting edge hepcats with their fingers on the pulse of the youth over at The Weekly Standard give HCwDB a shout-out.

Mmmmm….

There were many creature horror films in the 1980s. None better than Critters. Siskel and Ebert knew what was up.

Hot Chicks with Douchebikes.

R.I.P. to the strange, unique, eccentric and brilliantly subversive adult film actor Jamie Gillis, who died of cancer last week at the age of 66. A uniquely American rebel and a true actor from porn’s weird, avant-garde and groundbreaking cinema golden age.

Bros Before Hoes.

How’s about a Peardrop? It’s like flesh raindrops uponst my belly soul.

Okay, you’ve been good. Not only do you get Peardrop, but you get Rodeocowgirlpear.

Dig on that. And celebrate. For the Weekend is here. And the ‘bags continue to be mocked.

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