Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Skippy Gets Lucky
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Paulina’s demonstrating not only a strange late 80s Paula Abdul hat fetish, but the early warning signs of a Stage-2 Bleeth Infection.
Too many nights out getting greased on by bartenderbags have led to early Kissy Lips outbreak.
Not that Skippy cares. It took him a week of packing crates at Best Buy to pay for that Ed Hardy shirt, and he’s gonna cash in as much as he can.
Good on you, Skippy. I’d almost give you a nottadouche for the happiness on display. But, sorry. I can’t. Hat Tilt + Sideways Peace Sign = choadmongery.
Could the hat tilt have been caused by an accidental bump when she threw her arm around him?
Nope. I know you want to give him the notta, cause she’s clearly out of his league usually. But the hat tilt wasn’t cause by no arm bump. And that, with the Ed Hardy, and stupid (watch or mandana?), along with the completely voluntary SPS (Sideways Peace Sign), gets you stamped on the forehead: =*DOUCHE*=
Hey may not be much of a douche be she is full-on hot.
Skippy says “Look bitches, my girl has two, count ’em, two! tits. Yeah, baby.”
Nice job, Skipper.
Skippy must have a five pound cock, the ability to lick his own eyebrows, and can breathe through his ears. That can be the only explanation for this coupling.
The bump was his mother dropping him on his head whilst she was taking a hit from her pipe in the neo-natal ward and burned her natty fingers. When Skippy was release from juvi, he made a few bad decisions.
But Paulina likes the bad boys and corresponded with Skippy for 14 months in the minimum security In Dade County because she likes white boys with funky hats..
Two minutes after this pic was taken, Mr. Esposito who is Skippy’s PO showed up for his 25th anniversary and saw Skippy.
Skippy is back in County for breach of probatiion for fraternizing with hoes and drinking alcohol in a public place after curfew.
It’s all downhill from here, Skippy my man. Drink up.
Things I would bring to a meeting with Paulina’s thighs include but are not limited to the following:
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2L Jolt Soda, a throw cloth, a roller and 3 roller covers, overalls, orange marmalade, Nutella, 1lb bag of powdered sugar, and a Tonka tractor.
“Yeah and after I put those badass trucks on my skateboard I was able to jump over TWO milk crates. Yo, that was fuccen badass. TWO whole people have watched it on YouTube, yo. If I only had TWO more brain cells I’d be classified as an amoeba.”
Look at those Lips!! Yeah, I love it. I’d bang that Bleeth all day long.
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As for Skippy….meh. He is not rage inspiring, but hat-tilt plus bag gesture does equal scrote, so he’s not getting off the hook. (Nor is he getting off with Paulina)
Check out the bad ass muthafucka in the background stuffing his entire arm down some poor dude’s neckhole.
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Eyes up Skippy, I think you’re next.
@Douchelips
Skippy did get off. You just can’t see it because Paulina’s covering it up with her ass.
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By the way, Skippy, the dry cleaning bill will be in the mail. Your mom will give it to you and ask what the hell is going on and she thought you said you had that problem under control.
Bleeth or not, she is really hot. Skippy probably paid to have those glorious mounds near him. At least he has a story to tell for the rest of his misrable life.
On the 10th look; is that Amanda Bynes?
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=amanda_bynes_critic_3_big&title=Amanda Bynes Pictures&loc=2
Certainlyadouche with the hat tilt, sideways peace sign AND the over-logoed shirt.
She looks like she could be Skippy’s much older aunt.
I admittedly know nothing of the process, but don’t you usually bolt on your bolt-ons at chest level instead of stomach level?
Skippy better get back to cleaning the trash cans before the boss sees him messing with the girls. Again.
Crucial Head is such a whoo-bag jump-off that…
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…oops, wrong thread.
I was so inspired by the homage in the thread from this morning and a brief lapse in work at lunch, that I left this token in some random locations across the internet:
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“This is morally mortifying and reprehensible at every level of every fiber that binds our fragile country together. This reminds me of the time when Buffalo Beast was allowed inot the HoM briefly, for doing absolutely nothing.
NOTHING!!
It also hearkens back to ye olden days when I peed in a horse.”
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Ah, these idle hands, and the evil that they do.
On further inspection of this picture I have seen that Paulina is a background slut in my new video. It sounds just like all of our songs but is full of whores and miscellanous rockerbags,
The first song, only available on iTunes and WalMart is called “Douchilicious MotherFucker and Twolips on my Mothers Cocck” feat /Fergie and Justin Bieber. Paulina appears on my Mother’s Cocck.
After this song I think we will all retire on my big head
hahaha a week of stacking crates at best buy
Why would Jessica Alba sink that low is her career not doing that well? at least Skippy has his Livestrong bracelet
@Sad Party Karaoke Robot – Could be. My question, though: when the hell did Amanda Bynes become tasty like that??!
@ AMERIGO VESDOUCHEY 1:44 …..LMFAO…funniest comment I ever read on this sight .I salute you sir ,and the fact that you are aware of Amerigo Vespucci … oh and thighs and boobies too.
I smell a takedown request. Once she realizes this gag photo of her taken by her BFF has hit this site , she will be mortified. And rightly so.
Db1 should only take that photo down in exchange for posting her MySpace/Facebook link
Uh, make that two Livestrong bracelets?
I want my two dollars.
Paula Abdul meets Liza Minelli in Cabaret…minus the black stockings…and with some nice cleavage, cheekbones and thigh crease. Someone slap her kissyface silly.
Stage-1 Douche with a Stage-2 Bleeth.
Gotta love the gesture and Hardy shirt AND the tilt!
with kissy lips like that, she can never give a blowjob.
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or at least, i will never ask her for one.
i want her under thigh fat to beat me on the head like the mitter curtain of a never ending automated car wash.
that is all.
Paid to pose? His older cousin’s girlfriend sitting on his lap, giving him something for the spank bank for the next month? Her friends put her up to goofing on Skippy after a few cosmos and they’ll be giggling as they scroll through the digital camera at the late night diner? The world may never know. Whatever the context, that’s a lovely lass on a douche larva.
ummm thats a hurley shirt……. whose the tool now?
She’s stunning. The hat works. So do the gams. And the lips. And the amber, inkless skin. Stunning.
But I still wish that skirt was a little higher so we could see the tip of her penis. That would make Skippy’s look of casual triumph so much more delicious.
iwin said…
ummm thats a hurley shirt……. whose the tool now?
You.
Shaddap.