Monday, May 17, 2010
Dr. Redderick Lobster
Who says Long Island podiatrists can’t get down with the ladiez?
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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What’s with the Bling?
Left side hottie’s chest draw my gaze. An hour has passed as I daydream of how she will gently press my forhead to he soft full breasts, slowly exposing hem until I am in rhe presnece of their full glory.
Doc blins us with his bling which reads #!1 Dad.
He got the bling and inappropriate age co-mingling idea from his less successful mandana and chin trident wearing cousin Oldbag Bernie Schwarz. What is with the face? It is so shiny I just turned out the office lights and put on my Dollarama shades. Although the hotts are not the most stunning I would gently mould orthotics while dusting them with my penis mist.
girl farther from camera on my right is hall of hott material.
AoD
So an old Jew, a Gentile, and a little Italiano go into a bar….
He is wearing the real star of David on his gold chain and it turns him into a lobster. The hotts will be orange five minutes after this picture was taken.
The Hotts are seen in a group graduation photo of the Long Island school of Dental Hygenists and Beauticans. They can’t wait for their certificate to pay-off and open doors at the shore.
This is Clyde the Clitoris, cartoon character for the new Female Sexual Health Awareness PSA’s that run on late-night TV.
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That’s Larry Labia around his neck, BTW.
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And Manfred Merkin on his head.
It wasn’t the pepperoni hot pockets that were ruining Larry’s health so much as his slavish gaze into the microwave as they heated up.
It’s Lance Tyler, 2010 Champion of the “Bobbing for Tater Tots” Competition.
It’s Reddy Kilowatt’s retirement party.
The last surviving anti-aircraft gunner from Nagasaki.
Isn’t it a little early for Halloween?
I like the gold collar chain, but that’s the ugliest Irish Setter I’ve ever seen.
My avatar thinks this dude’s face is over the top red.
Does no-one else see the resemblance, sans skin-tone natch, between Dr. Redderick and hott on the left? Methinks this is just a father/daughter pic that daughter’s friend got pushed into.
You’d think a physician would keep his blood pressure in check.
Well, podiatrist.
We arrive in peace, earthlings. We mean no harm to your planet …
This picture is proof that douche comes in all colors and ages. Harvey needs to lay off the “mystic tanning” for a couple weeks and drop the blinding chain around his neck. He is almost Closet of Poo worthy.
The Russo sisters are as hot as his face looks.
The light reflecting off the bling has blinded me!
He blinded me with bling!
Staring at this guy for more than 30 seconds will give you hammer toes on top of foot fungus and cause you to stub your pinky toe on the fireplace every time you try to find the kitchen in the dark at 3:30 AM for a sip of water
Actually, Dr Lobster’s name is Head
In some circles he’s known as “the Jewish Stallone.”
“Sorry, the doctor is not in this week. He will be returning from his vacation to planet Mercury next Tuesday.”
A whole lotta schvitzin’ went into that tan.
I didn’t know Gary Shandling wore glasses. And that’s definitely his dogger, i mean daughter to his right/our left. Perhaps she’ll get veneers like daddy for Hanukkah year.
There is nothing wrong with his skin color.
Best Regards,
Gumby’s Pal, Pokey
The good Doctor looks like he had Stackhouse give his head the deep-fried turkey treament, with a delightful honey-apricot glaze as a finish. Also, certain dental and shnozzal idiosyncrasies suggest to me that the gal on the right is his daughter.
^ I believe Dark Sock peed in Pokey once.
Can we get a second pic especially of the hott on the lefts boobage? She could be a contender for the Golden Globes!
I wish the cameraman had aimed the viewfinder down and to the left just slightly.
His bling is obviously powered. We’re going to see more and more of this as nanotech becomes more prevalent. Which actually is a good thing, as it makes the dbags that much easier to spot from far away.
Sorry folks, but what you’re looking at is Madame Toussaud’s latest trend in wax figures – ordinary people. This is a wax figure of Hyman Douchekowitz, a dentist from Piscataway New Jersey. Lisa and Jeanette were there with Lisa’s husband, the very un-douchie Larry Macaleister, who took the picture. They had Larry snap this one, because Douchekowitz was their dentist when they were kids growing up in Dunellen, NJ.
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They always thought Dr Hymie was a bit of an oddball, but he always had the prettiest assistants. Unfortunately, they never stayed very long… In fact, one of them started looking fat and left town.
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So, for being an ace douchenozzle, Madame Toussand’s has immortalised Hyman Douchekowitz in her museum of wax figures. Everyone considers it an amazing likeness.
Now there’s something you don’t see every day.
Left hott has his nose, his chin, his hairline, his eye color and the same crooked upper lip: that’s his daughter, all right.
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Lucky for him, her parents never told her she was adopted.
Luckily, orange is recessive.
Horse-face hott on the left, in honor of the Triple Crown?
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That is one nice rack though, what we can see of it at least…
AAAAAUGH!! I’m fucking blind!! The brilliant reflection off that overvalued piece of cheap metal crap fucking blinded me!
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Also, what’s up with his necklace?
pumpkin faced clown at a bat mitzvah
Long Island? New Jersey?
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That guy’s from Syracuse.
Right after this pic was taken and before the girls went out, his daughter (on the left) asked, “Daddy, can I borrow thirty dollars?”
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And he said “Twenty dollars!? Whaddaya need ten dollars for!?”
“This is my dad. He just spent 40 years wandering the desert.”
His forehead looks like the heat lamps over a chinese buffet.
podiatrist? meh. he’s probably qualified for an honorary degree in colorectal surgery just by the sheer number of times he must have stuck his head into someone else’s rectum.
I had absolutely NO idea that Paul Anka was so into orange-tanning. GAWD, the things we do as we age.
I love how the little highlights between the eyebrows are a white whale’s tail of delight. Why, we might call him Mooby Dickhead. He definitely gets points for snow-white teeth even if his skin is the color of red raw sweet crude oil gunking up the Gulf of Mexico.
he looks delicious! like he was broiled in butter! mmmm mmmm
Seriously guys – this is an orange person with his daughter and her friend.Must we mock the poor divorced doctor ? With all the groin shaved ,red cup carrying , tatooed ,Vegas going ,turkey frying ,blinged-out ,coked up ,unibrow ,faux-hawked , Hardy sporting,sunglasses at night wearing ,roid injecting , scrotewank douchebags in the world ,maybe we should leave the poor doctor alone . Or not .
Better dead than red. Let’s get on it, people.
Come on, you guys are making these pics up. No 50 year old man could actually go through life looking like that.
I think he’s had some plastic surgery ,he can’t even smile correctly. He’s doing this,cuz he’s got zero personality and thinks the ladiez are laughing with him….what kind of car does he drive,I’ll bet a 2011 Doucheymercedes with oil all over the headrest.