Monday, August 2, 2010

The Sharkbag and Renee’s Younger Sister Voted

Our last HCwDB of the Month winner, The Sharkbag says:

“I can still pull hotter chicks while acting douchier, than any of these pretenders. Well, maybe not that Tad guy.”

Have you voted yet?

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# posted by douchebag1
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11:49 am August, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

All i want to do is bash him until he becomes shark fin soup.

11:53 am August, 2 Wheezer said...

It’s apparently Shark Week on the Discovery Channel.
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Here, however, it’s Shart Week. Shartbag makes an appearance, and I now I must answer the subsequent call of nature in like fashion.

11:54 am August, 2 Wheezer said...

I I I I I*
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(Nice editing on my part. eh?)

11:54 am August, 2 Wheezer said...

I I I I I surrender. WHERE’S THAT FUCCEN TRASH CAN?????

12:01 pm August, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Wheezer
Don’t forget, with Trash Can you get Conflicting Edits…

12:15 pm August, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Lisa carefully balances her cup on her iPhone so that she can use the “menses” app that she downloaded. It not only fills your cup with the juice of Mother Nature but it also attracts douchebags with fins on their head. She’s beginning to think that downloading the “chum” app may be a bad idea.

12:19 pm August, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

test test test

12:19 pm August, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

@wheezer
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Great call on his new nickname he truly is a shartbag

12:21 pm August, 2 douchebag1 said...

Anyone know of a WordPress expert in the greater Los Angeles area? I need to hire someone to clean this place up code-wise, and also get some trashcans working.

- management

12:38 pm August, 2 Captain Garanichode said...

mmmm.. talented tongue!

1:28 pm August, 2 Vin Douchal said...

By WordPress expert do you mean a hamster with good cardio?

1:39 pm August, 2 Crucial Head said...

I can’t help you on the WordPress front, boss. My IT person is still trying to figure out how to upgrade the office from DOS to Windows.

1:42 pm August, 2 Crucial Head said...

C:\

1:43 pm August, 2 Crucial Head said...

I always thought there was something inherently horrific when you pronounced: “See Colon Back Slash.”

2:15 pm August, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

My colon and back have had a great relationship since ’87.

2:23 pm August, 2 douche bagel said...

sweet tatts…. not
she makes my nether regions tingle

2:34 pm August, 2 Bagnonymous said...

@ DB1: I hear that Stackhouse is good with words and presses. So I guess he’d be a f*cking GENIUS at wordpress. You should look him up–he’s all over the interwebs.

2:45 pm August, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Crucial
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If you’re horrified by C:\ then don’t have him switch you over to Linux. It changes to /root/directory.

2:49 pm August, 2 Mr. Biggs said...

I can almost wordpress my weight.

2:49 pm August, 2 Mr. Biggs said...

Can’t we just vote for sharkbag for the weekly again? He makes it so easy.

3:38 pm August, 2 DarkSock said...

@ Crucial 1:43 pm:
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However, Sharkbag likes the DOS command “See Colon, Enter”….
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And O.J. Simpson’s favorite DOS command is “Backslash, Backslash, Escape”.
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Sorry.

8:19 pm August, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Thank god my colon escaped back in the 90′s.

8:22 pm August, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I am trying to figure out who/what/where Sharkbag gets his hairpieces, because he has such a variety, carefully glued on, I can only deduce he has more wigs than Dolly Parton; but fortunately for us, no moobs the size of Ms Parton’s.

9:30 pm August, 2 Justin said...

Sharkbag is going to stomp that no-hott, toolbag Stackhouse in the yearly!!!

10:31 pm August, 2 Stephanie said...

I saw video of this week that sharks were coming ashore in New Jersey…this one even got tattoos. Now it’s time to head out back into the big sea and get swallowed up by a whale,why don’t you.

5:09 am August, 3 Steve L. said...

whoa the Sharkbag just conceded defeat to Tad?!

2:04 pm August, 3 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Dammit, I know have the desire to sweep something, again.

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