Monday, August 16, 2010
Supermoobs
Sometimes, even Supermoobs have to find time to sweat.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Evidently the girl in blue does not condone peace as much as her friends. Well no peace to you too blue dress girl!
Couple of tampons in there would sort him right out.
I speak from experience of course.
Yeah, Fringey is as vacuous as sweaty. Man, what an ugly couple of couples.
Sweet fucking jebus. If this guy is not in the weekly next week and some measly turd with a smug face is, then there is your proof that this shit is rigged.
Eee-yuck! He’s lactating! His milk must taste like a combination of Axe Body Spray and rank, runny cheese.
don’t do steroids kids… your moobs will milk!
The Reverend Chad has a moob problem from not lifting weights lately and it looks the same. I am also very tanned from passing out by the pool every afternoon. But this dude is a douche of massive proportion going through a quirky estrogen syndrome. Pass me a beer.
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Red dress has a genuine and engaging smile. The fact she’s displaying it in this company, complete with her own peace sign, makes me fear her education maxed out somewhere around 7th grade. It’s a damn shame.
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Blue dress reminds me of that time Medusa and I mummified a girl from head to toe in electrical tape, with the exception of a few select square inches of skin….
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…oh, crap….unrelatedly, I just remembered something I have to go and “unwrap”….er, I mean “release,” er….put the laundry in, I mean.
One of the funniest photos I’ve ever seen. Rock on, douches.
See, this is why I am not an EMT. Roll up in the ambulance and green shirt’s having a seizure, I’m pretty much going to let it take it’s course
^Which is why you should be an EMT in SoCal. Help us keep our insurance costs down.
^ Then get in the crematorium business
@ Mr. White–settle down, the blue tape was actually painter’s tape. It’s paper. She’ll live for another day or two.
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Holy flaming cow, I have never seen two guys so in need of rat traps to the nads as these guys. The eyebrows terrify me infinitely more than the sweaty moobs.
Burst silicone pecs are never pretty.
Is it me or does the dickhead on the right look like he’s sweating off his tan? His neck appears to be at least 7 different colors on my high-tech 15″ CRT monitor (ONLY the best where I work!).
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I guess the proof will be in the pudding when Mr. White and Medusa take off that “painters tape” from Ms. Blue Dress. I’m assuming that his tan will render her looking like she sharted an all-you-can-eat buffet of porch beef burritos.
How is SuperMoob like the Irish Potato Famine?
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Lack Taters.
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Sorry.
I too have fallen victim to embarrassing moobsweat, but my pecs look like two undercooked pancakes hot glued to a mannequin made of shortening. This guy has no excuse.
so THIS is what happens when moob implants leak.
hey Pumpito, you can learn a thing or two from Supermoobs.
the “S” on his belt is for sweaty
Dem manboobies is some sexy. I’s like to take him home and chicken fry him. Then we cood have some hot bisexual mastabading while we chew the fat off his flabby ass tits.
Devil in the blue dress can bump my scrote anytime with that honker of hers. Kind of reminds me of Ashlee Simpson, before the nose job. What a shame that was. At any rate, I would plow her like a new field.
Anyone notice Sweaty McTits’ white belt? Nice touch, asshole. To think that valuable foodstuffs have been wasted on this obscene chunk of protoplasm.
When you smear on the Prep H don’t wear cotton; it bleeds through like a stab victim burrito’d in a down comforter.
His moobs are sweatier than Bill Clinton at an R. Crumb beauty contest.
His moobs are sweatier than Mr. White in a plastic sheeting and duct tape store
BlueDressGirl maybe wanting to offer you a different sort of “piece”, chaserofthehott. IYKWIMAITTYD.
Darksock said it.
Darksock, I beg thee, please disclose to me how to add a photo to my comments. I will forever be in your debt!
Moobs and skanky Jerz sluts are just too much. Even Tonetta had to look away from the Guido’s bitch titts.
He looks like Joe Rogan off his water pills.
He looks like an inflated Oompa Prompa after they circle jerked on each others chests.
I only hope Ms. Blue Dress believes in “Peace” through Superior Firepower, rips a large caliber hand cannon out of her purse, and blasts enormous holes through these two greasy freaks.
@DarkSock^
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My sons and thier friends have picked up on a new trend called “Burritoing”. Whereby late at night they go up to an unsuspecting house, one of them wraps himself tightly in a blanket burrito style and lies down on the front porch at which point the other kids ring the door bell and retreat quickly to a hiding place. The burrito-wrapped kid must decideif he will stick it out until after the person opens the front door or if he will attempt to break out of his burrito wrapping and flee.
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Most people just laugh at the spectacle or close the door in disgust. So far only one of them has been seriously brutalized and that was by another kid who, upon opening the door shouted, “Yeah! Let’s kick him!”
^Not a bad idea. But you need a waterproof burrito wrapper for Mr. Sweaty up there. Of course, once he’s wrapped, you would have to decide if it wouldn’t just be a little more fun to pour some lighter fluid on him, find a pack of matches, and take turns practicing your match-flicking technique.
Has anyone noticed that the douche on the left clearly does not go to the gym a lot, yet seems to keep his perspiration under control while Hindenmoobs to the right is sweating like a whore in confession?
It almost makes an argument for not putting up with the dbags at the gym and just jog around all day and do pushups and situps at home.
Curiously, the only way that sweat could arise is that his Hindenmoobs are clenched so much that they create a sweat crevice, since they must be pointed down. He must have injected them with a magnetic substance thinking it was roids.
Ah the timelessness of Jerz Doucheness. An understated white belt with Superman logo belt buckle is the only douchebag accessory that’s needed and it’s clear that these two fuckwits are incredible douchebags. Nobody does it better…
AXE doesn’t have a spray for that?…
@ Battlescrote Galactica
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If they don’t, I’m pretty sure Raid does.
wait a minute..i seen this pic somewhere before… oh yeh i remember now it was in a nightmare in which i switched heads with this guy.. one minute i was lookin and laughing at the douche with dripping sweat patches and then suddenly in a flash of light i found myself in his shoes and was staring at myself with his head laughing at me while i stared down at the sweat patches and ran.
He knows that next time he’s gonna wear a black t-shirt that says “I Suck” on the front of it. He’s wearing a Superman belt buckle-what a twit.
Yeah I think thats lactation not sweat
Rev Chad is correct, he is one of the Oompa Loompas and has a lot of douchery under his belt already, and apparently under his moobs. His reappearance is just a case of “Sweatin’ to the Oldies.”
Which reminds me: Even Richard Simmons wouldn’t be seen like this, and that’s sayin’ a LOT.
Oh, and the ladies are definitely Hotchicks, and the old “hair over the eye and shoulder” thingy is right out of the 30’s and 40’s, sort of a raven Veronica Lake.
Alas, it’s better to wear a shiny dress than to perspire on a dress. At least our foursome is colorfully decked out. Last time I saw a colorful foursome, it was the wildly-hued language of the group ahead of me on the golf course, and I heard more than I saw.
That’s why Jersey Shore is such a service to us all: we can HEAR the douchebags as well as see them. Wait a minute.
I meant disservice.
It has been a hot summer why wear a shirt at all when you are Bulldog McNutt the forearm master. Hell the chicks can take their shirts off too.
Bring me a BABY, he lactating…
Might have sprung an Orange Juice leak? What poo!
what is this the pastel party? who didn’t invite me?
i think i left an upper decker at blue chicks party in highschool
The Superman belt buckle …… UBER Ghey !
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.