Thursday, October 28, 2010
Manya’s Mistake
At first, Manya just wanted to be friendly when Sven asked to take a pic at the 18+ club in Copenhagen.
But then it was Manya and Sven and Sven’s friend Gustav.
And then Manya realized she’d stepped into a swamp of Eurobaggery.
they know not what they’ve done…
Chernobyl…..its legacy lives on…..
Rhineland Deutsch baggery,
Imma save her from that!
I have no idea how old these people are. They could be 10 they could be 30…Europe vexes me.
You know, you could try the zoom out function on the camera and then all three of you could be in the picture. Nah, your right, his face was better when it was obscured.
Is this DeGrassi High: The Eurobag Edition?
Back in my day, I avoided social functions such as this because of douchebags such as those. Also I had headgear. And then neckgear. And those teeth rubberbands.
Dummköpfes!
She’s looks like their sixth grade teacher. These photos turn my stomach. WTF is that in the back of pic 3? A stripper pole?
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Fuccen Euros. They have no Tarmal
Iff that pretty young thing is with any of these tools then there is something seriously wrong here.
The third picture reminds me of summer camps in my youth. In those days, it took one brave soul to finally talk to the hot 10th grader, discovering that she’s not a radioactive creature from a volcano, even though she comes from a different zip code. Then, all the cabinmates of that young man would think “If he can approach her, all of us can”–simultaneously of course. This almost always resulted in the brave one being shunned by the females, and the cabinmates constantly acting like baboons most of the remaining days.
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Man, acting like a baboon used to be fun. Now I realize it’s quite the douche move.
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Be a good wingman and get in, get the beasts surrounding the hott distracted, and get out. He’s a big boy.
gustavs hand looks infected. im guessing its from svens anus.
Sven infected the back of his hand with Herpes by doing the Euro back handed tug. Are these vampires or does the sun not shine in Euro Bag land?
@VIN
ONE FUCCNE CORRRECION: MANYA HASS FUCCNE TARMAL! DAS TARMAL!
This is the time on Sprockets when we dance. And by dance they mean ditch the chick and get into some boy on boy leather bondage bukkake. Fuck I hate Europenis.
Sven is either a serial killer or a department store manakin, as his expression doesn’t change at all in either pic. Manya’s does however- as the stench increases.
Pic three was actually taken in Kiev. The poor fellow at the top suffers from stink-eye, one of the many birth defects created during the Chernobyl crisis.
look at manyas face. in the 1st pic shes like “yaaaay cool! lets take a picture!”. the next one is like “hmmm somethings wrong… but whatever i keep on smiling!” (cause shes sweet). the third one is like ” omfgosh! wheres the toillet! i have to puke!”
It shocks me that any new babies get made in some of the freakier European countries at all.
I think it’s funny how the look on her face changes over the range of photos. The first one (at top) she looks like “OK, they think I’m pretty, I will let them take my picture.”
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Then skweezki mooches in and she’s less amused.
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Then they call the whole mob over and she’s like “I can’t wait to get the FUCC away from here…”
Hhahahahaaaaa. Poor kid…
I got news for you, son, I am actually your father. And as far as pulling a B average in school being so easy for you, then why didn’t you? And how, EXACTLY, does that negate the fact that those in Georgia have a better educational system than California? If I were you, I’d back-off from making ANYONE out to be ignorant, because you really come across as stupid. Oh yeah, as for the rest of you who don’t like anon’s, that’s just TOO FUCKING BAD! I’ve been here longer than most of you. Jesus, you people act like you run this fucking site!
WOW, great arm positions for the artist in the studio to render. Luv those hand shadows…the curves…
A cruise down the medical supply store aisle always reminds me that a Euro-bag is one step and two syllables away from a urostomy-bag.
Sort of a trickle-down economics thingy.
Nobody here hates anons, some of my best friends are anons. We just really enjoy needlessly provoking easily riled up douchebags. 0_o
Was Sven and his entourage part of some Eastern European experiment involving Liza Minnelli? Because I swear, Gustav looks like male mini version of her.
I wouldn’t worry about Manya, she will call her father the “Oil Businessman,” Yuri, and Sven and his ilk will be sent to Archangel before last call.
Yo Jack, Me thinks you’re the easily riled douchebag. You know, for a site dedicated to mockery, it seems you’re all a little oversensitive. Whattsa matter, ya’ll can dish it, but can’t take it? This is like dealing with a bunch of whiny six year olds.
What are you, a freaking parrot? Quit wasting time and space with your snappy “I know you are but what am I” comebacks and contibute… something. Anything really, because I’m not seeing one iota of substance in your flacid attept at mocking us.
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And what pray tell gave you the notion I was referring to you? I made a pretty clear distinction between anons and douchebags, and I used the douchebag reference fairly non-accusatorily at that. Why automatically associate yourself with the latter?
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P.S. You’re a stupid poo-head, so shutup poo-head.
Eurobaglings just might be able to outdo American baglings with this pic.
and by outdo i mean outdouche, of course.
Maybe Manya’s upset from all those Europuds pressing their boners into her spine like they’ve been doing a stretch in Leavenworth?
How old are these fucking guys anyway?
Mein Gott! She’s Hott! Who are these teen Europuds?
russian imigrants in german province ^
I understand why Tommy feels he needs protection…
Ze Germans!
You can see the growing concern on her face with each picture. It’s tragic.
And hey, anon person that Jacques is bitch-slapping: the reason Jacques is retorting to you is, what else are animals in cages for besides poking with a stick? *poke poke*
More like the cast of Children of the Corn 11 – Teen Dance Club from Hell
Euro round heads make shitty over flashed photos of their friends then,post it on facebook. God,they are so fresh.
You know, you can try the zoom function of the camera, then all three could be in the picture. No, the right, his face was better when it has been overlooked:. This edition of Degrassi High Eurobag.
Manya and Sven are clearly ignorant of the MRSA fest proliferating on the dorsum of Gustav’s left hand. Bactrim prophylaxis is in order if the Eurotards care to avoid the rancid carbuncular dermatosis that Sven is “handing out”. Pale, douchey, and lesional is no way to go through life