Monday, January 31, 2011
Busher Von Chin
Busher Von Chin has learned many lessons in his many years of chasing the Miami Hoochinas and their quality tight boobage.
But first and foremost, Busher Von Chin knows that seduction comes down to one thing, and one thing only.
Perfectly symmetrical pink silk mandana.
That Little Stephen van Zandt can sure pull some tail. Even if one of them is a mannequin.
So Racheal Ray, Madonna, and Avril Lavigne go into a well lit bar and…..HHUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLL!
Brunette/Red there on the left really does it for me.
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Despite her freakishly short right arm. Actually that really does it for me too.
Hott on the left could win a Robin Meade lookalike contest
http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/robin-meade-picture-10251658.htm
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Hott on the right looks like the latest version of those creepy Japanese female robots.
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Von Chin looks like a foot with a pink band-aid on its big toe.
Von Chin’s pink mandanna is a subtle calling out of Samurai Scrote. There can be only one. Though we might wish there could be none.
That’s actually Doc Brown from “Back to the Future”. And that’s actually the same chick, left to right, from 2007, 2009, and 2010. 2012 is a meth desiccated orange rind which, fortunately for the future, Doc used to fuel the Delorean to get back to club in time for happy hour.
@Scrotato
Do you know where to go out in Kaybec?
His pink Mandana is the only thing keeping his skull from falling apart. I mean, why else would anyone where something like that? Oh yeah, cuz they’re internally retarded. Nevermind. Carry on.
@ the good Reverend.
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I do not know where to go, and at minus bajillion I may never leave my two-room igloo suite. I’m here for three days of company management meetings. Dinner tonight and tomorrow are already determined, but Wednesday night is “on your own”. I’m staying at the Palace Royal hotel at Avenue Honore-Mercier (please, do not direct hookers to my room…I’m on a limited company stipend and can only afford one.)
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Suggestions on where to go? Any Quebecers that want to link up that night let me know, I don’t fly out until Thursday.
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And Kevin Kline sure could pull some pre-pubic tail.
I like brunette on the left…I’d take my talents to her south beach.
(sighs) that Miami joke was really forced.
I thought they frowned upon taking pictures in strip clubs.
Ask someone to direct you to the old city, on top of the city. It is all walled to keep the British out, silly frenchmen. Used to be tons of bars and bar/restaurants and beautiful Quebec sluts and hookers, haven’t heard of changes. You should be close. Carnivale starts tomorrow. Don’t go near a big snowman named Bonhomme, he’s a scary fucker. And don’t go near huge bonfires, they throw the english in. Fuck it just don’t go to the Carnivale at all.
hos…not that I’m not shopping or anything
^@Scrotato Head. Son.
looks like the cosmetology school these ladies attend was focusing on eye makeup this week. and not less is better.
Blond on right will earn some Snake Spit later today, brunette on left will provide a crevice to gather my offerings……
“Sheen, party of four.”
Just a hint of the Holy Black Triangle in the middle…
The girl on the left has a nice smile.
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And boobs.
The hottie in the leopard skin print seems to be the least bleethy. Maybe blondie, but I can’t tell because of the vacant stare.
Busher Von Chin has given the ladies a riddle to solve. “Which one on you will willingly sodomize me with this bottle while I attempt to whistle the Star Spangled Banner backwards as a I poke myself in the left eye with my right hand?” Beast in the middle is signaling it will be either one of the two but definitely not her.
Hottie on the left is Ayighht. The other give me a craving for liquid amoxocyllin.
Did I ever mention that everything I know about sex I learned from Brooks and Dunn. Good times.
The one on the far left is 10% too bleethy for me. However, I would still put my tongue in her mouth while I jab my thumbs into her tits, trying to feel her nipples through that push-up bra.
Man, I used to like Dave from “Flight of the Conchords”. What’s he doing hanging with these skeezers? Oh right, he’s Dave from “Flight of the Choncords.”
@soybomb, yeah what is the dealio with the doll arm?
Odd, I thought the one and only one thing that is important for seducing club bleeth was having enough drugs to start your own pharmacy.
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BTW, Mr. SH, I assume you’re in Quebec City (Quebec itself is a goddamned large Province). Would have been easier if you were in Montreal (a lot more to do), but since Carnivale is starting, you have to see it. Bundle the fuck up real warm-like, and you’ll get various things to eat there (meat on a stick, frozen rolled up maple syrup (AWESOME), good Canadian beer, etc.).
The girl on our right is Canadian.
Yep. That’s Rachel Ray on the left. I’d like to reserve her giblets.
this is why i drink, along with unchecked alcoholism
@Andy C, at least your honest.
@me, *you’re* you don’t want the grammar natzis crawling up your ass now do you? Remember last time? They laid eggs.
Nah, no natzis, just some nazis.
Eggs
Maggots
Flies
Flyteeth
Where the hell has FT been lately??
Brownette, Brunette, Blonde, they’re all fair-skinned hotts in the presence of a dark and surly sultanic sort of Samurai Scrotaic wannabe, several layers short of a turban.
Was there a sale on lace stockings at Kohl’s this week?
fap fap fap
That ain’t Miami Steve. That’s The Boss hisself!!!
I mean, why else should be where something like this? Oh yeah, cuz that internal delays.
why do I get the impression that Blondie’s IQ hhovers right around room temperature.
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in Centrgrade.
2012 is a methodology of dried orange peel, which, fortunately for the future, Doc used to power the Delorean back to the club in time for happy hour.
Hey,streetwalkers gotta come in from the cold and have a drink sometime,right?