Thursday, January 13, 2011
Gynochin Still Pulling Hotts, Has a Penis Nose
Further confirmation that our first Weekly winner of the new year will be a formidable penis nose in the monthly.
Not sure if that’s Brunette Rhea (need a ruling from the regs), but she is quality leg chomp lemur spank. And so I bite softly. And with delicate chew.
Dickhead.
“Is SHE really going out with HIM?”
An ass for a chin and a dick for a nose. Wear a ski mask Gynochin, or you’re going to get arrested for indecent exposure.
As for your lady friend, like oh my god.
That’s not Rhea and wtf he is pulling some hotts. So that’s where he keeps his hair gel.
@soy bomb, it appears so. Oh I see what you’re doing. DB1s got you on the payroll for advertising.
This guy is putting on a brave face, but he should be lying on the floor, writhing in pain, clutching the bloody stump, which used to be his manhood.
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I’ve heard of “wearing your heart on your sleeve,” but, for the love of God, not this!!
Whenever Gynochin pushes his glasses up buttons pop out the top.
Bluballblockers. Available at finer boardwalk kiosks and Mexican beach backpack vendors everywhere.
Whenever Gynochin needs to freshen up his ‘do he just strokes his glasses.
I think it’s a good look, myself.
*In Billy Mayes voice (RIP)*
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“The All New Axe hair gel dispenser. Furiously rub the glasses, and just the right amount of quality Axe Hair gel is squirted onto the hair, for that douchey doo you’ve always wanted!!
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BUT WAIT, if you order now, we’ll throw in not one, but TWO Axe Facial Wash Dispensers in the popular Silicone, Nipple Travel Kit !!!”
I think its Rhea with her mouh open. Ready for action.
Billy Jack would kick that dickheads white sunglasses right off his dickhead face.
^Spoken like a real fake dick.
Dammit, not you Mr. Reeve, that comment was directed at Frank M.
ND @ 3;43pm Some would agree with you.
And I thought that I was a Scrote Face??
If Rhea had a quarter for everytime she caught him with the glasses on upside down and his mouth full…
Heard everytime Rhea and Gynochin get in the car.
Gynochin: Have you seen my glasses?
Rhea: Uh….uh….n-n-n-no! No! God No! NO NO NO No NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gynochin: You’re sitting on them again, aren’t you?
Rhea: Why would you say that?
If Rhea had a quarter for everytime she caught him with the glasses on his balls and his ass full……
If Rhea had a quarter for everytime she caught him choking on his glasses while “cleaning” them………..
It looks like the classic Mark of the Bag… but instead of forehead grease, he’s using novelty dildo glasses to simulate a bag marking. What does that say about this douche?
Don’t know if it’s Rhea but she is all kinds of spunky hot like the girl from Sex and The City that wasn’t an old whore, lesbian, or look like a foot. Kirsten something I think, boner.
I’m sick of this pussy faced dude. I like pussy, but not on a dude face. I’m going to get stoned now. Have a good night my friends. I will think of you all as I fly through the universe with my opium laced M-49 and sweet Canadian sherry by my side. Maybe the neighbour girl will stop by for a visit on my front stoop. Perhaps a deer will wander by and lick my salt. I don’t know what the fucck I’m talking about. I’ll probably end up with the 750 pound Mrs. riding my old junk.
Nice look. He reminds me of that Wham! guy, wtf was his name? (theme from Jeopardy and clock sounds)……..oh yeah, George Michael.
I am sure this guy is going to come to a similar end. Pun intended.
not Rhea, but she sure looks like she could suck the life force outta a man fluke
Is it the Bleeth that is making her hair start to frizz out??
Looks like her Bells Palsy is acting up to me. Or, she just got hit in the face with a sledgehammer right before this pic was shot. It’s like in those horror movies where you look at the chick’s face and it morphs into a demon.
Them glasses would go great with my #8 pickup line: “If you don’t like my face, fuck it.”
Naw, it’s never worked but it is funny to say.
His is the face that sterilises puppies. He has no home or purpose beyond being an automated turd gargling snot stealing eater of pan fried abortions.
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Reload – Hurl.
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Blame it on his mom. She’s the one who was caught blowing Santa. And by Santa I mean Ru Paul.
Lorgnettes have taken a new fashion direction; just wait till you see the geyser effect every hour.
Conclusion: This guy has Truck Nuts on his pickup.
I could pummel-fist fuck his eyesocket….son
Two banging babes and a little cutie sucking really hard on a wee straw? And he acts/looks/poses like this?
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He’s their hairdresser
His lips are ALWAYS in that position. Is that just the way he smiles? Damn, he’s vexing! What a taintlick!
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I can’t say for sure if that’s Rhea, but his penchant for attracting stunning brunettes make me want to hunt him on a remote island with a compound bow and machete.
@RRR, hunting humans for sport is illegal. I checked.
Her eyes are ALL over the place. Just sayin’.
@Laura, um come up with a cooler name if you wanna go places here.
If the weenie is a weenie, then his eyes are balls. You can figure out what the mouth is.
She’s got some sweet boobs down there somewhere. Damn you clothing!
Totally Rhea, same nose, chin, eyebrows, forehead, way of doing eye make, widow’s peak. Just add in 3 Tbsp of orange and viola. I will choose to remember her as the delicate flower from the other thread.
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She’s bleething right before our very eyes.
I think it’s Rhea in all 3 of his pics. She’s at her most smoking hottest in the 2nd pic, but now I think that doe-eyed stare was just a pose struck for the benefit of the camera. Ditto with the super-surprised sucky face in pic 1, and whatever the hell she is doing here.
The similarities are quite amazing, but after viewing both images at 400% magnification, and masturbating to each, I conclude they are not the same girl. Gynochin sure likes the brunettes (That ain’t you, is it Boss?), but while so many parts are similar, the noses are different. Rhea’s isn’t as pointy and it’s slightly upturned.
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But not nearly as bad as his.
Is this douche with 2010’s MOST EXPENSIVE FIRST DATE HOTT: PRINCESS LICKMAH FROM “THE QUIZZICAL HEMORRHOID” also Gynochin?
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9795/112017371×499.jpg
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/12/most-expensive-first-date-hott-princess-lickmah-from-the-quizzical-hemorrhoid/
Hah! They could be brothers, but not the same douche, I think.
Quizzical is from the Euro-douche species. You can almost see the odor of assumed superiority and disdain wafting up from the greasy film that covers him.
Gynochin is classic Douchus Americanus Newjersicus. He emits an odor of smarmy machismo to mask a deep inferiority complex.
if the hot brunette laughed at Gynochin’s Pinocchio joke, then she’s a bleeth.
but i’d still do her.
I’m with Douchble Helix on this one: The Quizzical Hemorrhoid and Gynochin are the same douche.
Not Rhea but a fair facsimile…
Wondered what George Michael was up to…not really.
I’ve never wanted to touch a man’s penis before, but I would LOVE to repeatedly pound this guy’s cock with the knuckles on both my left and right hands.
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Wow, that sounds really gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
This guy is a shoe – in for the monthly.
Hes forcing his extreme douchebaggery on us all and enjoying it.
That Bleeth is NOT my Internationally hot Rhea.
@ Dark Sock 9:11
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Then, can we assume his nose is a pesky venereal wart on his taint?
Rhea’s not Princess Lickmah either.
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STOP TRYING TO CRUSH MY DREAMS!!!!!
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That’s Mrs. Scrotato Head’s job.
2011 is reaching new epic levels of douche
@Anonymous 8:24
The key is to find an island* that is >12 miles off the mainland. International Waters, my friend– anything goes!
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*It doesn’t have to be a real island– it could just be a barge. I don’t want to work too hard at this.
Also, I never said I’d hunt him for sport. It’s an ecological necessity to cull the herd of any critter once their population becomes detrimental to their own (or other organisms’) survival. Who couldn’t say that about the wild douche?
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Plus, my dogs need to eat, too.
This ‘bag is hot! I would show him new tricks with those glasses. He would walk with a limp for weeks, son.
Cockk and boys, son!
RRR, I would hunt this dickfaced ass chin…….with my meat wand, son!
http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New-Shirts/YOURE-A-DOUCHEBAG-THE-BRAND-DOESNT-MAKE-YOU-A-BADASS-T-SHIRT.htm
^^^I see they made a shirt in my honor. I hope I’m going to get royalties.
Mark-o-the-bag-blockers?
@RRR, thanks for supporting us man. You diehard fans mean a lot to us.
This picture could not have been taken on earth. Someone must have lowered a camera into hell and this is what came back.
Elder Child Cockk Shades – GET SOME!!!
I find the hott [to be] hott but also a little annoying to behold. First and most obvious is that dumb expression on her face. Next, it’s the slightly orange tinge of her skin. Then there’s the colour of her lipstick, which to me is as autodouchette a signifier as a mark-o-the-bag. However with all this, as was commented earlier, I’d still do her.
Plastic penis is in the wrong place.
Instead of fat in the face, wearing glasses to simulate comforter luxury bag brand. What to say about this rain