Sunday, February 20, 2011
HCwDB Fight Night: The Shish-ka-‘Bag and Karmic Justice
Three minutes of Middle Eastern Turkish Douche Dance.
Followed by justice.
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And he’s never gonna dance again, bashed in jaw has got no rhythm.
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All Sunday frolick videos should be like this. Thanks for once DB1. I don’t need to wash my eyes out with bactine after that one.
I didn’t realize 12-year-old boys were allowed to fight professionally.
@Mr. White, its like Bum Fights: For Kids! When you’re too lazy to beat the crap out of your own children, let some other kid do it.
Uzzy got his ‘bag head bitten off.
Rarely have we seen douche justice meted out so rapidly.
TKO, or, er, uh, ah, KUDOS.
Belongs on-in WWF, not boxing ring.
That entrance was nicely choreographed. That had to take a lot of practice.
Fucckhead should train more, boogie less
The Italian Scallion.
Rumble in the Bunghole.
The Thrilla in Vanilla.
Ravashing Rick Boob.
Small failure, after dropping that bitch I would have done his entrance dance over his drooling corpse.
Dude, keep your guard up. Or did they not cover that in your first boxing lesson?
Uzzy went down faster than Stackhouse’s mom on the state trooper who clocked her driving 102 in a 50 zone.
Uzzy hit the floor harder than Samurai Scrote’s jebus-sized cock when unleased from the cast iron jockstrap at the end of the day.
Uzzy went down faster than Leno’s ratings after the move to 10 o’clock.
Uzzy bit the dirt harder than a mole on a 3-day cocaine bender.
He should try wearing comically large boxing shorts that make him look like a daschund’s cockk peeking out of a bean can; see what that does for him.
He went down faster than George Michael’s erection during a Victoria’s Secret commercial.
He got dropped like a burning baby.
He got dropped like a sperm filled glove
He got dropped like Limp Bizkit from Warner Brothers.
@Dark Sock 2:14pm Good god, that is good. God!
Just as an FYI, this video is faked. At the start, he has on black and red gloves, but when he gets to the ring, he has on solid red gloves. This was edited together from multiple fights, and the Middle Eastern-ish music was added to make it look like he dances far longer than he really did.
He got dropped like a new meth addict’s tier one cable subscription.
He got dropped like Michael J. Fox’s dentures.
^What?
The very last non-spam post on the Samurai Scrote comment thread was post number 11,222, by yours truly:
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” DarkSock said…
On July 11th 2010 Samurai Scrote’s asshole detached with an audible *pop* and began inch-worming it’s at across the floor heading due west. 8 months later an unsuspecting architect in the greater Los Angeles area would drop his morning double expresso latte in shock as what appeared to be a soiled rolled-up condom sprang off of the floor and began speed-raping his left eyeball with a lewd sock-foot-extracting-itself-from-a-deep-mudhole sucking fart staccato.
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FIN
PRICELESS!
UZZY got his ass whupped. Loved it.
Uzzy wears his shorts so high I thought he was my Uncle John.
Uzzy wears his shorts so high my flight to Florida had to go around them.
Uzzy wears his shorts so high sherpas need to guide you to the top.
Uzzy wears his shorts so high you have to jump down to land on the moon.
Uzzy wears his shorts so high Snoop Dogg said, “Whoa! Too high for me.”
Uzzy wears his shorts so high King Kong climbed to the top to swat bi-planes.
it sure took Justice ™ long enough.
Small failure, after dropping that bitch I would have completed his entrance dance over his drooling corpse.
Douche Koo Kim. Boxing fans will get the reference. The rest of you…
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Uzzy wears his shorts so high he has to piss down one leg
Uzzy wears his shorts so high he has to reach up to pull the drawstring
Uzzy wears his shorts so high he’s often mistaken for Oscar the Grouch™.
Uzzy wears his shorts so high the other guy was disqualified for the chin punch because it was below the belt.
Uzzy wears his shorts so high 80 year old white guys make fun of him.
Not that there’s any shortage of douchebag professional boxers, Turkish or not, I’d like to point out DB1 that you have made a common mistake of confusing the Turkish flag with the flag of Pakistan. Turkish flag is red and with white crescent and star facing right.
^ Little known fact:
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The National Flag of Homoslavia is just like Japan’s, except the sphere is brown..
This douche knockout video is better than porn.
He should have used the time he worked on that stupid dance to work on his boxing skills.
SMOKIE SAID IT IN FRIDAY
YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. BITCH
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As funny as it is, and it is funny… why are his gloves black on the way to the ring and red once he’s in the ring?
Uzzy wears his shorts so high the other guy was disqualified for the chin punch because it was below the belt.