Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

8:43 am February, 27 Kouch said...

dude now how can anyone be hatin on lil skippy?

8:47 am February, 27 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Bah! Didn’t even have the glorious moment when Jaye P. Morgan gave him the gong.

9:04 am February, 27 Jerky Lurky said...

Why didn’t that a-hole get punched in the end like last weeks video?
Don’t bother autographing your CDs Skip, you’re worse than Vanilla Ice, and your Dad agrees (or your parole officer, whoever that menacing authority figure was in the background at one point.) Also those giant earholes are gonna come in handy down the road when you’ll be selling your sweet candy ass on the Blvd, and not to white girls with neck tattoos mind you. It will be black dudes with face tattoos.

One more thing, I wouldn’t buy your crap if you handed out free weed
with every album either, and I loves me some dank, yo!

9:13 am February, 27 Vin Douchal said...

What. An. Asshole.
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Bravo, third grade recess topics are now considered hit single fodder. BMI and ASCAP just folded their tents, see ya, last one out drop a match on the gasoline

9:34 am February, 27 Luis Douchuel said...

Oh good. I hadn’t vomited yet this morning.

9:51 am February, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Lot of rage issues for a 14 year old. I wouldn’t quit high school and move to L.A. just quite yet Skippy, may want to work on that evasive talent thing a bit more.

10:05 am February, 27 Kool Moe Douche said...

Angry Father: “Skippy, would you mind explaining to your mother and me why there’s a $9,000.00 charge for this recording studio on my Visa bill?”

Skippy: “Yo pops…cuz I is all about getting paid!’

Angry Mother: “Didn’t you learn your lesson when we took away your Xbox for a week after you had that awful thing tattooed on your neck???”

Skippy: “Yo mom…the ladies luuuv me…why you gotta be hatin’?”

Angry Father: “That’s it, young man. As of right this minute, you are grounded!”

10:14 am February, 27 Mr. White said...

This is the sonic equivalent of an infected ass pimple.

10:57 am February, 27 soy bomb said...

Yo, Yo it’s just T. Mills keepin’ it real dawg.
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Real remedial.
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I would rather listen to the death rattle of my own niece than click on “play” again.

11:10 am February, 27 Jerky Lurky said...

I fucked a white boy with a neck beard once. Should I write a rap about it?

11:12 am February, 27 Mr. White said...

Speaking of music that doesn’t suck, I saw Ana Vidovic play in Boston on Friday. Probably the best classical guitar player out there right now, hands down. And she’s hott. The only downside is now I’m going to end up with a halfsie every time I hear Bach in E minor.

11:42 am February, 27 Steve L. said...

for the record, i suck at washing dishes.
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but i refuse to believe that i suck at washing dishes even more than Little Skippy.

1:05 pm February, 27 Sergent Douchal said...

The penis he drew on his album covers is actual size.

1:12 pm February, 27 douchesquire said...

Autotune is the second worst thing that ever happened, with the first being this kids dad not fucking his mom in the butt that fateful evening after drinking too much everclear…

1:18 pm February, 27 anon said...

It’s obvious: skippy is latently gay. Starting with the fact some of the smaller penises he would like to suck would fit into the holes in his ears.
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The all the nasty things he says he’ll do to girls is what he secretly wishes his friends would do to him: in particular, make him fall in love with them and then move on to some other african earringed fag, while skippy continues to pine for them. He needs to get him a pink range and get started.

1:31 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I haven’t been so entertained since I was diagnosed with toe fungus.

1:32 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I haven’t been so entertained since I first heard the soundtrack from “Mahagony”.

1:33 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I haven’t been so entertained since I developed erectile dysfunction.

1:34 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I haven’t been so entertained since Carter botched the hostage rescue.

1:35 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I haven’t been so entertained since I saw the remake of “Planet of the Apes.”

1:36 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I haven’t been so entertained since I first heard The Dave Matthews Band.

1:37 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I haven’t been so entertained since the Jets dancefight with the Sharks.

1:38 pm February, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I haven’t been so entertained since John Wayne died. Son.

2:03 pm February, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

Dear Jesus, thank you for not inventing teh interwebz and digital cameras until I was done with college. And thank you for puppies. Amen.

2:04 pm February, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

I think I made it to 0:07. I’ll try again. I need to take a good shit anyway, this might agitate things a little.

2:06 pm February, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

I got to “I fucked this white girl” and punched through my laptop. Great. Now I have a mangled hand, no laptop and…. just what the fuck is going on with this kid?!?!

2:50 pm February, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dayum!!! this guys flow is as tight as Plinkys Moms vaginal cavity. I knew this was gonna be good and by good I mean soul draining demoralization when the leading vocals was “Broadcasting straight from earth” I’m assuming the girl he allegedly fuccked had to be white cause there’s not way a sista or a latina would let him anywhere near them.
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I remember when rap was rap I’m talking Eric B & Rakim, PE, KRS1, etc; when the skillfully crafted lyrics had a story to tell, had a meaning. This pud wouldn’t last a second in the Boogie Down, Bed-Stuy, Roxbury or Compton with this delusional fluff.
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This is the kinda shit that represents western culture that certain countries are very hesitant to incorporate into their cultures and I don’t blame them.

3:09 pm February, 27 DarkSock said...

I would rather stick my ear to the business end of a Pipe Farter™ than hear this rat sac spurt again.

3:11 pm February, 27 DarkSock said...

As this idiot kid walked away with the freshly burned DVD of his massive new joint he’s about to drop onto “Planet Earff”, I can imagine the studio guys high-fiving and slapping each other on the back as they pass around the check that represents more than half of his trust fund.

3:32 pm February, 27 DarkSock said...

I would rather frig my butthole with a live bobcat than listen to his neckmeat’s inane farts.

3:33 pm February, 27 DarkSock said...

I would rather birth a fully adult Rabbi’s Badger through my infected urethra than listen to his rectal ramblings.

3:34 pm February, 27 DarkSock said...

I would rather have my sinuses sucked out via a salt-water pool’s filter intake port than listen to this rectal tampon’s self-suck-sessions.

4:14 pm February, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

These are some poignant lyrics, A true masterpiece!! a master piece of cottage cheese induced dog shit. This snippet just screams Grammy for best new lyricist.
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“Better get a new idea
I’m slippin, sippin sysurp
Like a hipster at ikea”
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I fucked this white girl
who got a pink range
And she drives fast in the slow lane
She got a neck tattoo and all her clothes are new.
She got a neck tattoo and all her clothes are new

I smoke like a motha fucking chimney
Laughing with my eyes closed
Yellin’ Bret cig me.
But that’s neither here nor there
‘Cause when I talk ya hear thoughts so rare
I’m finna be on clap your hands say “Yeah”
The weight of my mistake
I need an ounce in a bag
Super high me flow
On the champagne campaign
Elect me I popped every bottle ever made
Expect me I ducked every model when they came
They be hittin’ my line and I just let it ring
Split a swisher
with your sister ’cause she kissed her
Consider her so pretty
Yo with this shit I whispered
Recite some old lyrics
Make a bitch fall in love
Then Im on to the next ’cause one is not enough
One is not enough
Nah, one is not enough
But if she brings a friend I know is finna get rough

I fucked this white girl
Who got a pink range
And she drives fast in the slow lane
She got a neck tattoo and all her clothes are new
She got a neck tattoo and all her clothes are new

But do I love her?
No
Im unstoppable
I cant see you
You’re unwatchable
Like a motha fuckin broken t.v.
If you could turn it on you’d probably see me

Take notes when I speak
Shit is crucial
I am highly educated
I’m ’bout to school ya
I’m on to next wee shit
It aint cool yet
I got the bitches leakin
Man, Im talkin pool wet
You get nothin for free around here
Im gonna be huge this time next year
You wanna ride the dick
Better get a new idea
Im slippin, sippin sysurp
Like a hipster at ikea
I got my middle finger up
Ask me how I feel
I just couldn’t give a fuck
Travis T Mills
You probably don’t
but call me Million if you know me
And if your girlfriend got an ass she can show me
(And if your girlfriend got a mouth she can blow me,
haha)

You know what it is
Its T Mills
T Milli
T Million
Hah!

I fucked this white girl
who got a pink range
And she drives fast in the slow lane
She got a neck tattoo and all her clothes are new.
She got a neck tattoo and all her clothes are new

Yo YF
Young Favorites
You know
We goin coast to coast
Im just havin fun man
Signin off
Peace!

5:14 pm February, 27 Chicken Shittle said...

@Et Tu, much respect to you for sitting through that long enough to get all the lyrics. If I did that, that shit would be stuck in my head for days. I mean daaaays.
This guy puts lesser known rapper Vegas Ass Kicker to shame. That guy had 99 problems and being a bitch was definitely the biggest one.
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And like a hipster at IKEA, I’m Lündërgüstan!

5:47 pm February, 27 DarkSock said...

^DoucheBonics…

6:31 pm February, 27 anon said...

I would rather have his mom fuck my ass with a wooden dildo with nails driven through it, so the points are sticking out the other side, than listen to this bullshit.

6:32 pm February, 27 anon said...

I would rather try to finger fuck a little girl grizzly cub while her mother maimed me than listen to this dumbfuck.

6:34 pm February, 27 anon said...

I would rather put on pink satin panties and a matching bra and walk through Cell Block D yelling: Hey Boys, want some fresh meat? Than listen to this shit.
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Better yet, I would like to dress him in pink satin panties and matching bra and push him through the entrance to cell block D. Cut Scene: The door clangs shut, and all the cell doors open
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…wouldn’t his gang rape be a much better video?

6:41 pm February, 27 anon said...

DB1 posted a Brokencyde video like a year or so back. I thought that was appalling until I saw this. Shit, that dude who did ‘Chica Bomb’ http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/08/reader-mail-chica-bomb/ is producing high art compared to this wannabe white boy punk who was clearly raised by the Mursi tribe of Africa:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mursi_people.
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This guy makes Stankhouse look cool.

7:02 pm February, 27 anon said...

Hey, Et Tu, he speaks troof–if your girl got a mouth she can blow me. I’m wit that.

7:18 pm February, 27 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I would love to insert my index fingers into his ear lobes, yank down hard while raising my knee to connect with his face. Seriously, I’d love to do that. Repeatedly. Again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.
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Son.

7:42 pm February, 27 Grey Goosy Loosy said...

^You have my full support. However the last “Again and again” was a bit too much.

8:04 pm February, 27 Charles Whitman's Ghost said...

The fuck.

I shoulda held out another forty-five years.

Compared to this pantload, there was not a damn thing wrong with my fuccen brain.

8:50 pm February, 27 Wedgie said...

He got mad skillz.
Next song will be called “I Burned The Burgers And Got Fired”.

8:54 pm February, 27 Wedgie said...

BTW, “poo” also rhymes with “tattoo” and “new”.
Just sayin’.

9:17 pm February, 27 DarkSock said...

It’s just T. Mill’s world, and we’re all trying to leave it.

9:18 pm February, 27 Wheezer said...

Russell Brand is a douchebag.
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– Department of the Obvious

10:31 am February, 28 douche bagel said...

fuck. just when i thought monday was looking up.

10:32 am February, 28 douche bagel said...

i would rather tango with the earwigs in wrath of kahn, than listen to this diarrheal derelict again

2:21 pm February, 28 Stephanie said...

Ah,he’s just mad as hell cuz some priest screwed him in the butt.

Now,with the ear lobe holes,he can be tied to the front of my car and pull it. Saves me some gas,son.

2:30 pm February, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I got a shotgun
It’s got two barrels
It’s fully loaded
I’ll pull the trigger

12:27 pm March, 3 man said...

I just turned off beanie sigel to listen to this, and if beanie sigel finds out he’s gonna smack me in the face.

3bacchus