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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Whoop-di-douche
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- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Me thinks the troll is actually drooling on the wrong bleeth….turn to the left ‘dog, you will find happiness at eye level!
Fake or not, blondie is hot!
Second from leftie there has had her radioactive queef defense system triggered by the choad’s reaching over move…
Brunette in the back is stealing the show for me. It doesn’t hurt that she appears to be the only person in this photo who is a normal, adult height.
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As far as the douche goes: Monchichi, NO! BAD!
I’d hump blondie/possible not blondie’s leg like a dachsund on crack
RE pic #2– it seems that Troll Dog is wearing some sort of brassiere under his shirt. Troll dog is a lesbibleeth?
Like the Pronger before him/her, Troll Dog is gender ambiguous.
I wish you’d make up your mind, T.D. Wishy washy is for pussies. And I’m pretty sure you have one.
@Mr. White, awesome Monchichi reference. Effin weird ass monkey things.
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Tlorr (hehe, get it, its troll in Asian-speak) here is creeping me out with his ability to spread green mold to hotts upon immediate contact. Also the “I just came in my underoos” O-face isn’t helping his cause any.
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Blondie on the right is the fakest of the bunch, have at her boys.
And crap, if this is another reoccuring character a la 4-Prong, you will be hearing from my lawyers DB1.
@Mr. White, 11:50 p.m. –
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“Blondchichi”?
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.@Power Through It, 12:02 p.m. –
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Oh no, another threat to prosecute against this site…..heh heh. But I agree, that Troll Dog would appear to also like men. “He” is simply way too effeminate to like women.
OK, somebody get the live trap. I’ll try to round up a Real Doll, some cans of Axe and hair gel. Somebody call the local vet and get an appointment set up for a spay. Or a neuter? Both? Whatever we’re dealing with here has to be nipped in the bud right away.
My dream girl is in this pic — the face and hair from the gal on the left, the bodacious bod of the one on the right, and the perky personality of center chickie.
Troll dog can go fetch us some drinks.
He’s Mister Heat Miser,
He’s Mister Fun!
That is the ugliest lesbian I’ve ever seen.
Things that make you go…”egads!!!!”
Is it weird that I would pay to see a “thlap fight” between Troll Dog and Cheeto Man? Just imagine that. Sorry if I just ruined your current buzz, Rev. Kroeger.
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Anyway, it’s possible that chubby bleeth there with Cheeto Man has gone all Chaz Bono….resulting in Troll Dog. Discuss.
On second thought, maybe he just needs a cold bucket of water.
@ smackdouche
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Sorry ’bout that. I was too busy finding a good picture.
@ Darksock
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You mean “he’s” uglier than Clay Aiken? Perez Hilton? Nic Ritchie?
I’ll leave you with some better imagery: early Ass Pear.
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Yesterday was supposedly Booty Appreciation Day. We just call it “Friday”…..and every other day that ends in ‘y.’
I wouldn’t even let Troll Dog fetch my newspaper.
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Troll Dog is soo Ghey that even Four Prong is disgusted by him.
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“Troll Dog like women!”
Hm, wouldn’t bet the farm on that one…
I think it’s a wife beater, not a bra. Still, that guy looks like the inside of a plastic grocery bag about 5 minutes into the dog’s morning walk.
Damned Harkonnens.
Snooki?
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@Wheezer
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Still working on yesterday’s buzz. Pharmacist is visiting for lunch tomorrow after I phoned in a complaint that the chronic is too good this batch. Son.
^Too good? How do you make that judgement? Conversations with the ghost of Bob Marley?
I’ve heard of having “two left feet”, but “two right arms” is a new one for me.
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And I believe in the second picture, the word you’re looking for is “camisole.”
So Wheatstalks, $ Prongs, and a Thai midget walk into a bar…
^ Hey dicknose, try taking your finger off the shift key every once in a while because it ruins the joke. No, really it does.
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So Wheatstalks, 4 Prongs, and a Thai midget walk into a bar and the bartender says…
This is what happens when Perez Hilton doesn’t flush.
Troll Dog is woman.
@Doc B, I like $ Prong better, at least you can use it for something.
Bartender says, “Get the fuck out of here.”
For anyone who doesn’t remember Heat Miser, since the networks no longer run Christmas specials…
http://images.wikia.com/christmasspecials/images/0/08/HeatMiser.jpg
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So Wheatstalks, 4 Prongs, and a Thai midget walk into a bar and the bartender says…
“I miss the days when I could count on a priest, a rabbi and a presbyterian minister walking into the bar…”
Yeah, Wallnuts. No more Christmas specials. Some whitebread p.c. muthafucka objected.
So now, I just watch “Die Hard” with my kids for a good time around Christmas. ‘Cuz, you know, nothing says “Happy Holidays” like watching John McClane put a couple dozen rounds into Hans Gruber.
So Wheatstalks, 4 Prongs, and a Thai midget walk into a bar and the bartender says…
“Which one is the turkey, which is the duck and which is the chicken?”
@Doctor Bunsen Honeydouche
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I may have a big jar of Venlafaxine around. It made me too sleepy and shrunk my cock, but it works for most people for a variety of symptoms.
That is one ugly broad…I think
I believe I saw that creature when my nephew was playing one of his Pokemon games. I choose you, “Fungachu!”
@ The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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Don’t have to worry about the shrunken cocck part for me. Mrs. Doc Bunsen keeps mine in a jar somewhere. I lost track of it years ago. That’s why I own so many fuccen guns. Ya know, the whole substitute penis thing and all. Hell, I stop putting Doc Bunsen Jr’s picture on milk cartons long ago in hopes that I’d see him again. Ever now and again I catch myself wondering what he would look like all grown up but then it’s back to reality. DAMN YOU MR. WHITE FOR MAKING ME GO THROUGH THE BIG CHANGE!!!
What are you talkinjg about dude….
That’s Ashley Olsen. DUH!?
@That girl, You must be that girl I make fun of all of the time. Nice to meet you online.
Dr. B, Doc Bunsen Jrs theme song.
@doc bunsen
Would this be a bad time to tell you about that jar I recently bought on eBay?
@ Fatness
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Thanks for the theme song. You’ve given me a clue to where Mrs. Doc Bunsen is holding him hostage. I always thought it was my neighbors playing that song but now I know it must be coming from Doc Bunsen Jr.! Hold on little buddy, I’m comin’ for you!
@ Mr. White
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Sure, one minute I’m on top of the world and the next I can count on you to bring me right back down to the depths of negative infinity. All I ask is that you give him a good home. I remember him as being kind of shy at first but he grows on you as time goes by. He likes to be stroked on his neck a lot but if you do it too much he’ll get sick all over you. You gotta watch that especially when company is around. He has a fondness for drenched felines and pears but he’s absolutely allergic to chocolate and fudge. And raincoats. He HATES raincoats. Oh and if he has to go in the playpen, let Medusa hold him. He has a thing for redheads.
@Dr. Bunsen
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Sorry to hear that you lost the little fella. I’m trying a new sleeper tonight called cyclobenzaprine. Perhaps I will be able to connect with Jr. in my hypnotic state. Does he wear a hat on his head or is he cleanly shorn?If you find him Mrs. Kroeger is willing to help you with his rehab. She is a prison warden with great knowledge of the penal system.
So Wheatstalks, 4 Prongs, and a Thai midget walk into a bar and the bartender says…
“The Aristocrats!!!”
never whore yourself out to a fat chick for $50.
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that is all i can say about this pic.
It’s a mash-up of Justin Beiber and Jabba The Hutt
Why are all asian Hotts starting to look like Champagne Katie???
Troll Dog is a bitch.
And a woofer.
It is a woman
Beaker! A sex change, really?
Still getting no poon
Troll Dog like Joe C from Kid Rock except it’s “I’m 3″9 with a 1″ dick!!”
What’s the Bboy’s stalker’s porn name? Indiana McSheJones, because she likes em Short and Round.
Definitely not getting any. Too broke to buy these bleeths cocktails. Must’ve blown his wad on those kicks.
Trash on the left “Oooh a picture. FB opportunity!”
Troll Dog was trying to put his left arm around the blond amazon, but she slapped it away when the photographer said “Smile!”
Wait… Is this Lindsay Lohan’s ex?!?!
Can we rename him or her to Nutella as is Nutellin!
here is creeping me out along with his ability to spread green mold to hotts on immediate contact. Also I came in my underoosâ O-face isnt helping his cause any.
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This one is very disturbing,,,,what the fuck IS that?
Lesbibleeth,,,hehe.
Troll Dog squats when Troll Dog pees on carpet.
Best hott in this group is the blonde hott on the right, and she kinda scares me.
… GREEN ORB, GREEN ORB!
Are we sure Troll Dog is a dude, and not a tranny hooker?
DarkSock @ 5:23 FTGloriousW.
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@ Doc Bunsen & Mr. White
What the….is that what this is? Shit, I thought it was a really dumb Sphynx Kitten. Well, that explains why he never wants to eat.
@ Medusa
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I see Doc Bunsen Jr has gotten better looking with age. Tell him I love him and miss him. And please be gentle. He’s kinda shy until he gets to know you better. But once he does, he’ll never want to get out of, erm… I mean off of your lap.
Guy looks like a dyke. What else is there to say?