Sunday, August 28, 2011
More Oldbag Karaoke
Oldbags.
Like douchebags.
Only older. And livin’ the dream. By devaluing historical counterculture movements.
Maybe hurricanes are a good thing.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
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- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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I know better than to click the play button on YouTube embeds here.
Watching this old Jewish gentleman douchebag is as embarrassing as watching New Jersey’s WPIX coverage of the hurricanes ravaging storm surge while a young mother with child in stroller sauntered along the seawall at Battery City.
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Watching 51 year old ubermilf Linda Church report on the weather did, on the other hand, cause a storm surge in my pants.
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The wind is so bad along the St. Lawrence River that I had to take the noodles out of the pool.
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Storm Chasers
Mmmmmmmmm. Linda Church Pear.
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Man, having sex looks like a lot of fun.
As long as a don’t have to do it with that old guy I am down for living for today, and by live for today I mean doin it, and by doin it I mean boning.
Sir Ivan is clearly a EuroDoucheWankScrote of the highest order, a creature who leads the legions of Euro youth ever on down the road of utter banality; yeay, Sir Ivan doth set the standard, the very pinnacle of metrosexual Euro pseudo-maledom.
I believe this video will be used as a marker by future historians to indicate the advanced state of decay, enervation and collapse of Western civilization in the early 21st century.
Damn, those chicks had some nice tittays. I must releive the pressure they have built in my penis at once. Then I must smoke a doobie or drink an alcoholic beverage of my choosing.
The original authors of this song, The grass Roots, werer my father’s favorite band when he was in his 20’s. My father passed away in April and for once I’m happy he’s not here to see something…
Army of Douche-ness
I’m gonna give Sir Ivan a pass. He’s a dork and a goofball, but not a douche. If he were a douche, the whole song would be about “shorties” and “Da Game.” As far as I can tell, he just wants to watch a young interracial couple have sex, possibly through a peephole drilled in the closet door of their bedroom. That’s what we all want, isn’t it?
actually, agreed with Mr White.
I guess this guy got rich young then decided to be really giving as an older guy…he’s just trying too hard
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Wilzig
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Hope I die before I get old.
What I liked best about this video was that the hot chicks were getting the action they so richly deserve. Way better than a homoerotic frolic video. Perhaps DB1 isn’t a closeted homo as I originally suspected.
I had completely forgotten that everything in the 60’s happened in black and white, and that hippie chicks with peace signs on their glasses would willingly have sex with you whenever you felt like it.
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I also forgot how often I used to beat off back then.
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. Samantha’s Stevens
I watched 1:03 of this video with the volume muted, and still had to turn it off before I started spitting in orphans faces and stomping on baby ducklings.
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Tasteless co-opting of anti-materialist culture for personal image and profit does that to me sometimes.
Nothing says Social Conscience quite like a electro-dance version of a 60s hit combined with outtakes from a Cinemax softcore hump movie.
And this guy truly embodies the saying “don’t trust anyone over thirty.”
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Or a hundred and eight for that matter.
Okay, I watched it all the way through with the sound on, and after putting on my golf cleats and kicking my great aunt with Parkinson’s in the sphincter, I had an introspective moment.
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Why must we hate and mock? This video may very well be taken at face value; a heartfelt homage to the spirit of the Summer of Love phenomenon and its impact on modern culture, done with modern production and slick imagery to appeal to today’s media savvy youth. The overt sexuality could be a simple non-denial of our sexual nature, rebelling against centuries of religious oppression of our most productive of instinctual needs.
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Those of my parents’ generation were caught up in a mini social revolution, casting off the yoke repressive Victorian sensibilities in favor of a freedom-loving sense of true community, nurturing the power of unconditional love in its purest form. We may very well have forgotten this spirit, as we lose ourselves in cynical nihilism spawned from the depressive weight of a violent and polluted world.
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We worry about the past and the future, and so the song dares us with the carefree refrain, “live for today”. Shall we heed this call and accept the totality of existence in all its glory, and realize that we are all one? Or shall we continue to stew in our own facetious obsessions, casting doubt and fear throughout the world like weeds in a garden snuffing out the life giving sustenance it once had to offer? Are we really that petty and so opposed to something as wonderfully simple as love for our fellow human beings?
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I ask again, why must we mock?
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Because this video is fucking stupid.
watched it w/out audio whilst listening to Honk’s 5 Summer Storys sound track & kinda liked it…some solid msgs…”Make love not War”, “Women’s rights”, “Civil right’s” etal…tho I think he owes Peaches some royalties for the pataented ‘Point’…& I love me a video that opens with ladies Wookie bush!
is that the real Plinky @ 2:16? if so, welcome back pal! & did you know that yer mom craps nuclear reactors?
In 1961 Rev Dr Martin Luther King said in front of a crowd of ax handle waving hillbillies, “that Sir Ivan dude is a tool”
And the people of all races came together in unity and rejoiced.
@creature, it is me. Why do you say such hurtful things about my dear departed mother? Missed you to pal.
I thought his cape was pretty cool. But I thought it was weird that they left their clothes on in the shower. It was still hot, but maybe an outdoor waterfall would be more fitting. This was the closest thing to porn I’ve seen all year so it was a definite treat.
I hate this song. It is EVERYTHING that was COMPLETELY WRONG about the 1960s.
We’ll take the most from living,
have pleasure while we can (2-3-4)
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
And don’t worry ’bout tomorrow, hey, hey, hey
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
Yeah – good move there ACE. And WHY is the environment a hopeless cesspool of DEATH?
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
Why did millions die of AIDS?
have pleasure while we can
Why is the human race in a made careening catastrophe of overshoot and collapse?
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, live for today
No, you stupid fucking hippies – FUCK YOU. Live for today means you don’t give a shit about your future or the future of any of the generatinos to follow, and this song, this ANTHEM to utterly unrepentent self indulgence and hedonism is the dumb shit theoretical construct that informed the pathetic failure of the 1960s. Was it a huge explosion of culture? Yes. But it exploded into a global bukkake – an orgy of selfishness that is now tearing the world apart and destroying the lives of billions in a world of persecution that is burning in its greed as it parties like there’s no tomorrow and every Friday is a sprawling disaster that’s hellbent for Saturday spent in traffic at the mall.
Live for today? FUCK YOU, you selfish ignorant toadstool of a mind. There are things more important than happiness, and this song encapsulated the reigning ideology of a generation of fuckwits.
Which “Red Shoe Diaries” episodes did they get those dry humping scenes from? Me likey.
From my experience, while the make love not war sentiment is an admirable one, when anal sex is the option, the vast majority of women will choose war.
@Troy, Enjoy life. There is plenty of time to be dead. -Me and apparently the Danish dude who wrote “The Ugly Duckling”.
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AfterTheFact-Checkers
@Chunky Pooster-
there is nothing wrong with enjoying life – I enjoy life very much. “Living for today” is a VERY bad idea, as it implies no tomorrow, and while you might die in your sleep, a lot of other people are going to have a tomorrow, so it is your DUTY as a human being to make sure that there are tomorrows worth living. As I said – there are things more important than “happiness”. Things like integrity, duty, compassion, and mercy. “Living for today” is douchebag philosophy, because they are a bunch of narcissistic asswipes who have no vision of anything beyond gettin’ some much less a real future.
@Troy, thank you. You made my night. Just when I wanted to give up, knowing there is someone out there that feels the same way makes me feel not so alone. We do have a responsibility to make a better tommorow for generations to come. It starts with us. If not now, when? If not us, who?
Yes, yes, it’s all well and good, but this post fails to address the fact that the head coach of the New York Jets, Rex Ryan, pays men to have sex with his wife’s feet while he films it all.
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Patriots
Not even some tasty nips in a white singlet can restore my will to live after watching that.
@The Good Rev Chad K in re: Linda Curch Pear 8-ish AM — please don’t submit any more hemorrhoid piercing vids
– The Bandagement
@ Rev. Chad
I can never un-see that.
Why is Rick Flair singing in a video?
@ Troy
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If I may add… What the fucck ever happened to personal responsibility as well? “I live for me, fucck you” is VERY common today born out of the dickholery that was the ’60s but also the “It’s someone else’s fault I’m a fuckwit” was spawned then too. Got lots of shit to do today so will add more later.
I always wondered what happened to Jacko from the Energizer commercials. Now I know. Sad Jacko, very sad.
Troy nails this one to the wall.
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But until we shovel the last spade of lye on the Baby Boomers, we’re gonna have to deal with this nasty narcissistic crooning about how Tha Love Generation liberated us all.
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Last time I looked, we were building The New Hoovervilles under the Highway Ramps.
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Fuck Ivan and his Techno-FlowerPower crap.
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Personally, I’m awaiting the elderbag-douce version of Nick Lowe’s “What’s so funny about Peace, Love and Understanding.” THAT will cause me to take out an entire gated community, Victor Ward / Zoolander stylee…
OMIGOD,
It took a hurricane.
PLINKY has blown back to HCWDB.