Monday, September 26, 2011
Granpa Olebag Got Game
Granpa Olebag approves of the HCwDB of the Week.
And he approves of his Grandaughta’s besties.
If you knowamean.
His layabout meth dealing great nephews, not so much.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Counterclockwise from the left, these chicks look like a progression booking mugshot photo montage of a person on meth. The last girl in the back is horrid
Granpa looks like he died a couple years back and they just prop him up on the couch, dress him like a douche and collect his social security checks.
Grandpa Olebag is going to wait until the nephews go off to play Call of Duty, load up on some Mexican viagra, and go ape on these chickidees. And he probably won’t bother to draw the line at Grandaugtha, if you knowamean.
Granpa and the Old Choad have a lot in common.
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.He likes hanging with his granddaughters and having them on his lap and so do I.
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BTW: The head on the girl/boy on the far right looks photoshop’d and grossly out of proportion….to everything.
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.The heads on the two blonds would look good no matter where you stuck them.
Sad to see Don Rickles like this.
@ Choad The Douche Sprocket, ‘no matter where you stuck them’ includes on a stick in my front yard.
Nice to see they display Gramma Olebag’s lime green jelly dong on the mantle to remember her by.
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It was either that or keep the Rascal scooter but those things bring mad money on the black medicare market, yo.
Who let Smeagel slither out of the fireplace? And who puts a couch in front of a fireplace facing the other way? That’s like putting a grand piano in front of the toilet.
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Well, maybe not just like putting a grand piano in front of the toilet, but sort of like it because technically you could still play the grand piano while you were grunting out your concerto and you can’t really enjoy a fire if you’re facing the other way.
Weekend at Zeydah’s
^This picture is just cruel dead of alive.
I shit on my piano. Fucking Crone’s.
As if the Texans didn’t have enough problems already. Those two on the far right could be the poster children for not drinking while pregnant.
Grandpa looks like a Mancubus from Doom 2. WTF is he doing with two barely legal hotties and a couple of smelly gypsies?
This photo serves as a friendly reminder that trash day is tomorrow. Thanks DB1!
This has to be a joke. His grandkids and thier friends probably dressed him like that then manipulated his old arthritic fingers into that gesture then snapped a pic for a quick laugh. I doubt he can even recall the last dump he took.
Those kids are just waiting around until he dies so they can get the 1987 Buick.
The one in the back looks like Uncle Fester was getting his freak on with Cousin It.
Considering any hot chick will still choose me over the old bag regardless of his attire and gang signs, I give him a notta. Something about him tells me that he has no control over how his grand-kids dress him. Or how they wipe him when he’s done in the bathroom.
I’m gonna go throw up now.
If I’m that old and pulling hotties (even bleethie ones like this), I can say that life was kind to me.
@ Stephanie I drive an old Ford wagon plus a natty little 2-seater roadster. But not at the same time. Also, think you are nice as well.
That hand sign means “help me. I have no idea who these little fuccers are.”
With senior citizens, the sideways peace sign means, “I need a diaper change.”
Those two on the right look like extras from Deliverance 2.
I wonder what’s underneath that jersey. Mmmm. Mmmm. Mmmmm. Come to mamma Rip Van WrinkleBalls.
Later, grandpa would swear it was not him, and that it had to be one of the gypsies that shat on the couch.
Grandpop wants three glasses. You know what that means….hes not a Natzi. Those blonde chicks are hella tiiiiiiiiiight.
Damned Harkonnens.
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And where the FUCK is Crucial Head?
@ Scrotato H.
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“Grunt Concertos” is my band’s new concept album, produced by Butch Vig.
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It has a lot of bass guitar. And methane that is hose-forced through a tub of raw calf liver.
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OK, nevermind. My band’s new concept EP is “Hose-Forced”.
I’ve seen better looking corpses than Granpa Olebag.
Grandpa is saying “just give me TWO minutes with these little blondies! Please sweet jeebus… let the ol’ fling hammer swing just one more time.”
If I had my way with the blond sisters I’d have to take them to a karaoke bar and make ’em sing Avril Lavigne songs for a couple hours, then bring ’em home and punish them.
Hard.