Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Herman Herspter Spreads his Taint
Lovely Taut Suckle Miranda wears the hipster irono-glasses that show the taint has taken hold.
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She looks like porn queen Gabriella Tchekan who also goes by Nikita Valentin but I can’t be sure unless I see a cocck up her ass for ID proof.
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He looks like some tatted douche named “McLellan” that needs to find some SPF 1200 , STAT… seriously though, when is this ear stretchy thing gonna go away? Huh?
Somewhere in Scotland, a town is missing its horse shit shoveler.
Somewhere in Scotland, a town is missing its peep show booth cleaner.
Nice Pec’s!!! and the tattoos add a nice aesthetic.
Somewhere in Scotland, a town is missing its version of the local rodeo clown.
Somewhere in Scotland, a sheep is crying for it’s missing lover
Somewhere in Scotland a Glasgow Ranger hooligan would gladly curb stomp Herman.
Somewhere in Scotland, a Glasgow Celtic hooligan is contemplating bitch slapping Herman with his haggis.
Somewhere in Scotland, the founding members of Average White Band are weeping into their drams of Aberlour.
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Speyside rules!!!
Some where in Scotland, an order for a gross of gallon containers of SPF 1200 is being placed on line
Somewhere in Scotland, a McLellan kilt is being lifted slowly from the rear by a priest
Somewhere in Scotland, the Bay City Rollers wish it was Saturday night…at the glory hole.
Somewhere in Scotland, Bill Forsyth is casting for Gregory’s Boy.
Where’s my tube sock with the bar of soap in it?
Somewhere in Scotland, Stealer’s Wheel wishes it was stuck in the middle of her tits.
Somewhere in Scotland, Rob’s roy is deep in Herman’s ass.
I can’t help myself, I love women with huge eyeframes, i.e. knockers. But eyeframes just the same!
Somewhere in Scotland, Franz Ferdinand is wondering why William Wallace wet the bed.
Somewhere in Scotland, Robbie Burns greatest-great grandson is fucking a haggis.
^It’s true, I saw that scene in “Scotland Pie”.
Somewhere in Scotland, the grave of my iron rich forefathers will be pissed on now that I have been diagnosed with a fairly rare genetic condition which requires regular bloodletting. Fuck off Big Pharma, the barber is doin me this time.
Somewhere in Scotland. the bunny is not afraid.
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Victoria Justice ass GIF
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Somewhere in Scotland, the sheep are resting a little easier.
Somewhere in Scotland, a wee bagslayer just got his jones on for Victoria Justice’ ass, whoever she is. He says she’s a lite too skinny for his ma.
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Pipers
And all those kids shows on Disney are really just for kids. Sure.
And remember, if it isn’t Scottish, it’s crap.
You are bringing the hotts today for a change DB1. Nice! This place is back in business. Now who here has been scorned by a hot lady? That is rough. Tell me all about it whilst I admire your wang.
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Fish in a barrel I tells ya. Fish in a barrel.
And sick! ChestBrah is back! Again sorry about your brother bro. Actually not really, its just one of those white lies people say. Your brother sucked roid balls.
McIdiot
And that Victoria Justice ain’t Scottish. Nor is that ass filled with oatmeal. Thats some kind of toight. BUT ITS NO’ OATMEAL!
I am beside myself with rage, why are you looking at her and not paying attention to me Damnit! I am so angry right now. Grrrrrrr.
Sweet, you gotta chubby. Let’s do this thing.
Vin:
Thanks for waiting until she turned 18 to past that. You are a true humanitarian.
^”post” that; check yer fuccen spellin’.
somewhere in Scotland, someone killed some dumbass named ChestBrah with a claymore.
Somewhere in Scotland it’s now de rigueur to have your eyeglass frames match your poolside innertubes.
Actually, the taint is reversed: his lower moob tatt-line is the reverse of her sweetheart “neckline.”
Or, which came first, the chicken or the egg?
I like the little winged Buddha man with moobs, tatted on this dickhead’s moob. Vin’s right about the earlobe hole inserts. But they are handy for hooking the caribiner that hooks to the tow chain that hooks to the trailer hitch on your pick-up truck.
Herman? Like Herman Cain?
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Speaking of Cain’s 9-9-9 plan, I have my own plan which will not only fix the bloated and broken tax system, but cure all societal ills. It’s my comprehensive Patriot Progress America First Great Nation Prosperity Freedom Love God Forward Change Plan. Also known as the 6-6-6 plan.
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Over the course of 6 months, kill 6 billion people, and reign hell on earth for the next 6 thousand millennium. No other plan out there so succinctly and effectively corrects economic inequality. How will those Wall St. bankers be able to collect fat bonuses in a down economy when there is no economy and their balls are being roasted over brimstone pits in the deepest levels of hell along with everybody else?
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Liberal whiners won’t have much time to protest, smoke weed and play in drum circles when their being anally raped by demons with massive tentacle eyeball penises as their flesh sears in pits of molten lava for all eternity. Plus good luck picking up your welfare check with fingers that are melted off.
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My 6-6-6 plan totally levels the playing field.
This Victoria Justice is killin me,,,,,
Somewhere in Edinburgh a herpster drowns in Irn Bru.
Somewhere in Scotland a menstruating prison matron just dropped two dozen hard boiled duck eggs from her sagging uterus.
Jacques:
That is also known as the “Kill The Poor” plan, which has been tried unsuccessfully by previous administrations, although not in this country. Yet.
Somewhere in Scotland, a bagpipe player is wondering why his bagpipes are missing their chanter.
That’s University of Edinburgh student, Ben Dover. Not featured in the picture is his bestie, Phil McCracken. Ay!!
DOUCHETEAU 2012! I like that platform. How about Cthulhu as a running mate?
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Somewhere in Scotland, a sad Border Collie hasn’t had anyone milk his red rocket lately.
It’s Insane, This Guy’s Taint. From Mr. Show. One of the funniest comedy sketches ever. Great parody of The People v. Larry Flynt.
I can’t take full credit for the 6-6-6 plan. I think Regan came up with it first.
@ Wedgie. I’m familiar with the “Kill the Poor” plan, which isn’t unlike the “Soup is Good Food” or “Government Flu” plans. Though all these plans are well thought out and generally poignant, I feel their content lacks the depth of my 6-6-6 plan, and indeed are shrill and vibrato ridden.
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The 6-6-6 plan makes no distinction between economic, or any other, classes. Rich and poor alike are randomly cast into the lake of fire, while the remainder of the population remain in a tortuous Hell on Earth .
^Well I’ll be damned.
I prefer the i-8-1-2- plan. It involves medium rare ribeye steaks and moist, hot vag.
I have been lurking on this site for years and am only now moved to post something. This shitstain is besmirching my family name and ruining what is left of my reputation. What can I do apart from mock this shallow imbecile? fuccen Braveshart. @ sphincter ranger I am sure Victoria Justice has a wee bit of Scottish in her, or she would have if she hadn’t taken out that restraining order.