Thursday, January 19, 2012
The Blender of Societal Turd
Add 1/4 cup herpster
1 pair hot chick rave-glasses
Assorted clothing styles from the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s
One pair of firm, succulent boobie hottie suckle thigh seasoned to taste
Blend on “Puree” for five minutes
Voila!
Societal Turd.
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Perhaps the finest fake cans the world has ever known. Her cosmetic surgeon deserves a Nobel prize.
duckface and soon-to-detonate boobs. perfect recipe for hcwdb
We’re doomed.
That green mesh must be made of titanium.
I would bow to that boobage in the manner of ancient Sumerians grovelling before a statue of Marduk.
I’ll tell you what’s Off The Wall. These two doing it. Right after this pic was taken. Okay maybe I mean Up Against The Wall. Lucky bastards.
Nice tits!
Douchenozzle. Is that Gynochin in disguise?
@Wedgie, no, chin is too small. Remember Gynochin had that huge monstrosity of a chin.
Great, now regular tools are trying to emulate gynochin to cash in on his celebrity status. Pathetic.
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And I bet this girl constantly complains to her friends how guys take her out on a date, violate her every oriface, then never call her again. Then asks them if maybe she’s giving off like a slutty vibe or something. And the friends go, “oh no, not at all, guys are just jerks”
Excuse me, Miss? You’ve shoved your ample bosoms into my fluorescent badminton net. Now I’m going to have to shuttle my cockk…..ummmmm…..no, I don’t know why it’s fluor—–floor…..flllll—–bright…..ummmmm, boobies.
I think she could crack nuts with that cleavage. Yeah, I said nuts. Good thing someone put up the kevlar safety barrier to keep limbs and loose clothing from getting caught in the heavy equipment.
Do the boobs forgive the lens-less frames? I suppose so. But you’re on probation.
Same boulder-holder designer as Sharkbag’s Rene:
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/06/hcwdb-of-the-week-the-sharkbag-and-renee/
@MPI, so this is how one must dress to get that kind of action. I knew I was doing it wrong my entire life. The More I Know…
Nancy,showing everyone your bra straps is not so pretty. It looks too desperate. It also could look like you can’t dress yourself and are retarded. So there’s a fine line, girl. I’d work the front cleavage area instead.
@Stephanie, I’ll do my breast to follow your advice.
Grand Theft Auto: Prosthetic Chin Edition