Thursday, March 22, 2012
Tony Cappaccino Has Breath Mints and Arthritis Medication
His joint is swole.
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- Baron Von Goolo
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Without the goatee and the gold chainz, this dude reminds me of someone I knowz.
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Fuccen Kenny Rogers ain’t doin’ so hot!
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The Gambler
Whitey Bulger enters yet another witness protection program
Gold chains and all, I think I know this guy. For realz. Finding out for sure would necessitate having my boss come in here and look at the pic, and thus admitting that I look at this site at work, and thus losing this soul-sucking deadend mid management hellish nightmare slow death job.
I doos it.
There’s nothing wrong with this picture. It’s just a kindly old gentlemen out on the town with his “niece”. She’s not embarrassed to seen with her “uncle” Tony. Plus he wear really cool old jewelery that always gives her a case of the giggles.
Dude has more swag at 70 than most guys have in their whole lives!
I gotta give this old weathered dude a pass. If you can still stand upright next to your hot “niece” after the obviously rough life this guy has had, and still put forth some ‘tude, you get a pass in my book.
Is the site where we mock douchebags with hot chicks? I’m not so sure any more with all the personal commentary about other posters and whining and crying about other non-relevant shit. We have a mission; now let’s get back to it. Post-fuccen-haste.
The grandfather of The-Least-Interesting-Man-in-the-World has no problems pulling Gloria Steinem’s granddaughter hott with his magnetic personality. That neodymium supermagnet makes it kinda hard for her to pull away and all.
Stay constipated.
Keenan Wynn can sure pull some tail. Must be his sweet ride.
This is a photo of Skinny D’Amato, he of the famous ass punch. He went into the witness protection program 15 years ago with the new name of Corky Callahan. He had been doing work for the Scarfo crime family out of Philly and was a major enforcer in Atlantic City when the Feds caught up to him.
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He had been working as a co-producer and correographer of the nightly lounge shows at Trump’s Taj Majal. And by co-producer and correographer of the nightly lounge shows at Trump’s Taj Majal, I mean he was collecting the vig for the Scarfo boys and making sure the boardwalk concessions were making their kickback payments on time and in the proper amount.
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The Feds caught up with him by accident. They were running some undercover bunko sting with some of the dealers and lounge waitresses, and Skinny had ass punched one of the dealers who owed the Scarfos money. They found one of Skinny’s cuff links in the guy’s anus, which led to a whole chain of unfortunate (for Skinny) chain of events that resulted in Skinny rolling on the Scarfos.
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Skinny moved out to Scottsdale where he opened an exotic bird and fish storemunder his new identity, and stopped punching guys in the ass. Yep that’s I’m alright.
Meant to say that’s him alright. Goddamed spell corrector…
^ass punch makes me laugh on an otherwise horrid day
a long time ago and in a galaxy far away, the original strain of douchiosity was referred to colloquially as “jedi” and this is their yoda.
lucasytes.
Lisa Kudrow’s post-Friends life sure took a downward turn, huh? Not that she’s smart enough to have changed that, however…..
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Here she is partying with Old Friends “producer” Marvin Pervenstein in hopes of, “like, sooooo landing a juicy role on the comeback show” when it premieres in 2027.
Did they forget to bury Anthony Quinn?
Blondie isn’t admiring Tony’s gold chain. She’s celebrating. You see, Tony died about 30 minutes before this picture was taken and Blondie had 11:22 p.m. in the office pool.
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Her prize? The chain, $12, and the last shred of Tony’s dignity.
Second prize went to her friend Rachel, who will receive the underpants Tony soiled when he voided his bowels.
First his medallion; then his wallet; then his dignity. And at his age, it was all worth it.
Both are past their “best before date”.
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Her: Just barely. Him: by multiples, but he compensates by hanging hundred dollar bills off his belt buckle.
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They forgot to bury Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott.
The old dude has no idea where he’s at or what the fuck is going on. Take those sunglasses off and one eyeball is looking down and to the extreme left and the other eyeball is looking up and to the extreme right. His caretaker Polly Purebread is holding up the “gift” that fucked up, senile old grandpa just “gave” her while he struggles to figure out what day of the week it is.
Sean “Con-man”ery