Thursday, March 8, 2012
All Sorts of Crap
Kill it.
Kill it with fire.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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What odd looking boobs!
Also, tranny call or what?
Tits by Dow Corning.
Fire would be a good start.
Yeesh, some poor leopard died so this bleeth could be encased like the sausage she is undoubtedly tucking.
Suddenly my feet have become stuck to the floor and it smells of stale beer and vomit in my office. My eyes hurt and my head is ringing and my tongue has this odd coat of funk on it. And I just pulled up this pic on my compooter after a good night’s sleep and a fairly pleasant lunch. I feel the need to make a doctor’s appointment too because I have suddenly started scratching areas that I never have before. I sure hope I don’t have to pee anytime soon…
Vinnie is a true gentleman. At least he’s giving his date a reach around while he tries to stab him in the ass with his gherkin peeler.
@ Tall Guy, I think he is going to get a hot steaming handful of tucked cock and balls once his hand goes just a few more centimeters!
If I’m not mistaken is that a dinner plate sized aeorla peeking out of that trannies dress?
Kill it with fire? Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Do I have to be the first to point out that there is no chick in this pic, let alone a hott chick? Sami, you are out of the closet now. You can stop feeling around for the light switch, or whatever it is you are groping for.
What happend, is this a tranny victim meeting? This girl is a girl, no ccocck, no adam’s apple, just a couple of un-doctored boobies wrapped in a fake leopard skin thingie. I approve.
It’s an old story and one I suspect a local variant of is heard from many other lands, but way back in the day a couple of country boys I knew came to town on bidness. During their time in town Bluey and Curly visited the city’s renowned underbelly red light district known as Kings Cross for a night of drinking and carousing. Having successfully managed to persuade a couple of ladies to accompany them back to their rented lair for a nightcap nature took its course and before long the foursome were getting rather hot & heavy over their minibar drinks. Suddenly Bluey yells out to his mate Curly, “Hey, Curly, my sheila’s got balls!
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Yeah, I know, not in the same ballpark (pun intended) as Wallnuts. But it’s not a competition.
Hang on, I’ll get a can of JP4 and a WP flare to get it going.
Lady Gaga is rarely seen without the wig and makeup. But once seen, she can’t be unseen.
Aaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyy.
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I once ate a plate of chimichangas, rancid fish tacos, 55 dollar menu burritos, and 22 Steak Supremes in one evening followed by banging a stinky hooker and three bottles of Crown Royal and the Mexi-shit I had the next morning was nothing like these two.
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Do you old folks remember this dude from a Pat Benetar video?
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Shitstains
And the reason why my two country mates were in town back then has just now just reminded me of something. We see in trannies yet another example cultural barbarism that’s not unlike the undesirable ecological consequence of a major wine producer encouraging large plantings of unsustainably irrigated vineyards. It leads (actually out here it has led to) further degradation of the water systems and devaluation of non-irrigated properties. Instead of valuing low-production un-irrigated vineyards the marketeers encouraged their demise and many historic, high quality vineyards went into liquidation. Our wine industry is now paying dearly for this. Thank God I no longer drink.
It is nice to see brothers who remain close.
@tall guy, its a good thing for you its not a contest.
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Outplay, Outdick, Outlast
Dreuche, if it were a contest I’d use my rarely revealed trick of dabbing a little truffle juice behind my ears. Anytime I’ve dated and used this method I can sincerely claim a 100% seduction success strike rate.
I considered giving up the demon alcohol, but then I read tallguy’s rambling about transvestites stomping grapes or somesuch, and I’m back on board.
Is that Kim or Khloe?
But even as a tranny, that’s one ugly looking thing. And as for the idiot, what with that face he’s pulling? Did the shim just fart or something?
They are siblings. And it looks like their parents built their swing set too close to a wall.
@McCrudeshoes, I’m having two margaritas instead of my usual one solely based on tall guy’s last two non-comments.
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I drink because you cry
WTF? Is this site now Incredibly Creepy Trannies and Douchebags?
“The Eagle Rock Armenian Elks Club Social Mixer begins promptly at 7:00 P.M.” the poster read, but everyone knew it was code for “If there ever was a day to spring your transgender brother on the world, this is it”
Dreuche, go ahead and have an extra drink if you need to. But remember the brief moment of one more ham canapé on your lips redistributes itself to a lifetime on your hips.
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Just sayin’.
hey Vin Douchal thanks for the warning! i live near Eagle Rock and now know where/when NOT to be there.
Usually it’s juts the Greater Glendale Armenian BMW club that annoys the shit outta me.
FYI NEVER a good time to spring that fugly transgender on the world
I’m not sure if it has a pickle slit.
^Tall Guy,,,,I do the truffle oil trick too, works everytime. 😉
Damn you Capt. James T. Douche /10:51 am March, 8!!!
You said EXACTLY what I was just gonna say!
Hey, you don’t s’pose we’re long lost twins?
Well, actually, I was gonna say an areola as big as her forehead.
Danny Tr(anny)ejo and Samir from IT. Livin’ the dream while Sitar disco plays on a BOSE.
@tall guy 12:45p, thanks Great Auntie tall guy, I’ll keep that in mind as I’m deep throating a hamhock.
The Tranny Anti-Defamation League just called and said, “Holy shit, that is one ugly tranny!”
Those dudes are pretty gross.
50 cent taco night,bring your sister or tranny in animal prints for free drinks.
Cha cha cha.
THE LAW FIRM OF DEWEY, CHEATEM & HOWE
To: Mr. DB1
We stand in representation of one Medusa Oblongata on the charges of mental and emotional distress caused by your post entitled “All Sorts Of Crap”. We seek damages in excess of 100 billion dollars American. We advise you also seek legal counsel in regards to this case.
Once, long ago, in a strip club south of the border, a much younger Wedgie was eyeballing a young lady, who was up on the main stage, as she bent over to let me get a nice close-up view of her ass. I was only too happy to oblige, being a) young and b) intoxicated.
With my face about an inch from her butt, this nice young senorita ripped the nastiest fart you could ever imagine, and then looked over her shoulder at me, smiling sweetly, and asked: “Taste like chili bean?”
She looked just like the girl in the pic above.
True story.
How many cunt cocktails* do you think it takes to get that thing so inebriated?
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You know, these. Although methinks a hosebeast like this ought to be drinking Hamm’s from an old boot.
@Medusa, is a regular margarita considered a cunt cocktail? I get it with no sugar and no umbrella. I used to get strawberry ones but that was when I was just a lower case g.
@ Medusa 2:58pm
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I’m disappointed. Everything was spelled correctly and and you didn’t throw in any legal mumbo-jumbo in your request. If there’s anything we’ve learned over the years here at HCwDB is that you have to be a raging twatwad with poor spelling and grammar skills if you’re gonna threaten the Boss with legal action. Now go back and try it again. And with heart this time.
What’s up with all the nottahots lately? I am disappoint.
I had seen Paul Stanley of KISS perform with and without his make-up, but never with tits.
Voted most likely to give someone an STD in high school.
She’s a she, and given the chance I’d prod her with with pokester to prove it. Hall of Hott? No. Hall of “What’s that crawling on my Dick?”
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I run away. Fast.
Is Kip Largefish The Dude, or do they just share avatars?
This guy is the hardest to deal with. He’s nuzzled up extra close to his companion of uncertain gender with distractingly large gazongas. You just have to trust yourself and unleash the haymaker. Stand two feet to his/her left and get plenty of arc on it. The punch should land right on the orbital bone. Don’t go for the schnozz – its not the center of gravity and the punch will deflect off him and onto her. If you connect properly, the punch will have no follow through and should crush the right side of his face, causing him to collapse into a heap without spilling his/her drink. Reward yourself with three or four dogfish 120 minute IPAs, cause you are gonna tap that and the alcohol will allow you not to care.
I knew I’d seen her before – in the dictionary as an illustration of SKANK. Her mind makes me do things like strangle kittens and mutilate monkey’s meat. Her butthole can sing in threee different languages – Skankish, crackhorian, and Taco Bell. When she wakes up in the morning, her cat pukes. But she has mad pussy skills – she can shoot baseballs out from her monkeyhole. 95 mph sliders. Amazing. Her boobs don’t speak to each other any more. They have leprosy.
The Captain and Tenille of the zombie apocalypse.
Thanks for the heads up, Wallnuts. By which I mean *burrp*
I believe this is the precise look Uranus and Gaia had before his son Saturn castrated him mid-coitus.
Tuck n’ tranny
Oy.
He’s going for the juggular. As it were.
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Pipe Farters.
Mr. Hanke’s twin bastard offshoots, or should I say offshits
Doucheywalnuts
FTW,,,Paul Stanley.
Gaylord can’t wait to have the tranny’s schlong rammed down his throat and jammed deep up his ass. Not necessarily in that order.
Was not going to say anything but damn….. wtf went wrong there