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closet of poo with a bullet!
Beyond Bleeth!
I do not believe you could get a fairer representation of ‘poo face’ if you replaced her cold cream with actual dog poo.
I think, based on the video evidence, we can eliminate the charade of including the word, “allegedly” in this report.
I can’t believe someone told me yesterday that I had seen it all.
RIP Jr Seau!!!
Craisin
BTW, when did the newsbroads on the Today show go bleeth?
Oh my goodness!
BTW, there was a kid in the local middle school (NJ) who created an entire journal dedicated to the rape, murder and mutilation of a female classmate, and that was found by other kids in the class. They reported this to the school and the police, but they said nothing was done. Yet the police were called on this Dub T bleeth from Nutley and the story made the Today show. Something wicked this way has come…
^Said nothing could be done…
Judging by the video still, a heavenly crocodile just shat out Steve Irwin and he hasn’t bathed yet.
I wonder how the elite NJ police were able to crack this case open, what with the perp being so hard to identify and all?
Or no, it’s a “tan” Tim Thomerson.
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Yeah, who?
I am the missing link. DUH.
Endoragement?
Silly Dirty Jersey.
Derty Jerz.
“Endorangement”
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Snort! Gawd.
Not mentioned in the video: That woman is only 24 years old.
She’s a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!
“she’s been tanning her whole life” no fuckin shit, really ? Do the math, the the kid is what 6 ? so mom is like 40 – 45 max ? yet looks 70. How the hell can she watch this broadcast and think she looks like anything else but the cryptkeeper.
“She was in the room with me.”
“She got a little sunburn playing in the yard.”
“She wasn’t even there.” (Place of business)
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Wow. Just wow. These people SERIOUSLY need to get their shit together. Either this kid’s wave function is so diffuse she has a probability of being detected at multiple locations at the same time or she’s figured out the secret to time shifting and I need to have a serious chat with her. Yeah, I went with the geek jokes. Sue me. Where’s Mr. White when I need him?
All I could think about during that entire thing was a nasty threesome with Savanah Guthrie and Natalie Morales with one, possibly two of us ending up in a hospital with bandages on our genitals…..
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…. so what was that deal with that brown surfer dude?
this reminds me of the moment when I bend over to take the trash can liner out of the bathroom because it’s full of trash and my peripheral vision sees the brown molten chunks adhering to the crease under the toilet bowl rim due to either my bout of explosive diarrhea following Phil’s Tuesday night 5 cent wing special or the treasure trove left over from the love child spawn of the Oompaloompas and Ghoulies
The 45 year old mother’s skin is as attractive as the leather seat on the 1960’s Harley Davidson that, after being Tsunami Raped and flotsaming and jetsoming across the Pacific washed up around Vancouver somewhere today. Bleck. My wife’s the same age and looks twenty or more years younger than this than addicted freak. Did she go every fucking hour or what!? I don’t care if she took the kid in but fuck what is with her face? She looks like a HD version of something on the early Star Trek.
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Birkenstocks
In other orange news, James Marker, the inventor of Cheezies, has passed away at the age of 90.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2012/05/canadian-inventor-of-cheezies-snacks-dies.html?cmp=rss
I smell bacon!
Dear god. She’s a live, non-kid friendly version of H. R. Puffnstuff.
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Behold:
Kill it! KILL IT!
Yeah, ummm, I just took a horrific stroll through the closet of poo and she should not only enter, she should probably preside over it. With a hat tip to Magnum Douche P.I./12:29, and creature/11:19, I says she goes in as poocryptkeeper, an’ then we throw away the fuccen key!
Sir Douche is a minimalist. Proven fact. The Andy Warhol of the straight crowd.
^ and by minimalism, I mean Oh My Goodness!
and Craisin™. Another proven fact.
I’d be willing to bang the Today Show Talking Babes until they STFU, and then some. I know it takes a while, but don’t worry I’ll pack a lunch.
“Dear God, what is that THING”
^ “And then my ears, yes, yes, get on with it.”
i heard the mom was only 25 but had the skin of a 85 year old
Over/under on when she’ll get her own reality show?
This bleeth makes Donatella Versace look like Snow White.
George Hamilton called; he said “Hey, Bebay…how you durin’???”
I see you there, Dr. BHD.
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I would love to see how this freakishly freakish freak looks under the UV Cam. Bet she looks like this.
…By the way, I hear Al Jolson’s estate is suing her for infringement.
Never tan in the microwave people.
I agree – Closet of Poo – the first solo female member of the Closet of Poo. It had to happen some day.
She’s Magda from “There’s Something About Mary.
Closet of Poo for sure man . Looking at her stoned is really cool. If you ever have an overweight elder Golden Retreiver with thyroid issues and a goiter. If said dog is a female spayed and never bred with a skin condition and yeast disorder. And this dog lies down a lot cause the hips aren’t what they used to be and all the saggy wrinkly parts in the ladyregions gets humid. Then you’re scratching her underbelly cause she’s your best friend and you lift your hand up and there’s a bunch of stinky gunk on your hand. That is what Magda looks like. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Evidence of another alien humanoid replicant failure. Probably a variation of alien color blindness or the replicating machine needs recalibrating again. Check for the zipper down its back.
Good god, she actually made me and several oompa-loompas WHOOP!
Dr Zera?
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Zira_figure_L.jpg
William H. Macey…? NOOOO!!!!!
“Yeah, I went with the geek jokes.”
They are still appreciated – even without Mr White gracing us with his presence.
My theory is that the woman was telling the truth – her daughter was in several places at once because she tried to run away so damn fast she diffracted on passing through the door.
Jebus Effing Popsickle it looks one of those Ice mummies they find frozen in the Alps for like 600,000 years!
The Cryptkeeper!
She was on the tube saying that everyone is just jealous of her. Yeah,I wish i had skin cancer too.