Thursday, May 3, 2012

Orangukevin Says Orangudan Refuses to Commit

Swedish Anya can confirm that Orangukevin’s commitment to the Orange Life goes well beyond the buttockal region, and all the way back to birth.

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6:30 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Anya looks at the camera while orangukevin… well someone on the balcony must be waving an orange banana.
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Hott behind Anya quietly prays for the end of civilization.

6:41 am May, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Bobcat Orangthwait

6:43 am May, 3 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Epoohny and Ivory

7:23 am May, 3 Charles Douchewin said...

Hot Damn Ya’ll!.
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In support of Esoteric Reference Week, I offer you “When you’re underwater, and you grab a big flathead catfish weighing 20 pounds or more in the mouth and pull it out of the box you’ve sunk to create a hole where it can spawn, you’re in for a dramatic catfish fight.”
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AKA – Hot chicks with catfish (HCwCF).
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Behold one outcome of 2.5-2Ma of Homonid evolution.
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Yes Homo

7:43 am May, 3 jonezy said...

She has that Svealandian Eye of Green Card

8:03 am May, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Orangukevin. My name is The Reverend Chad Kroeger. You killed my buzz. Prepare to die!

8:07 am May, 3 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Orange anyone going to say something about how she is not even remotely hot?

8:07 am May, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

M. Knight Shinytan

8:14 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

David Carotene

8:15 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Brian Bronzeworth

8:16 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Arthur Bronzarelli

8:16 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

David Coppertone

8:21 am May, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Boss’ link was gay with gay pop-ups gaying the place right to fuccen gay.
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While we’re on the subject, Orangukevin looks like the Blue Maragaritas are good in this El Torito and hopes the ice is there later when he fires that pablano out his manhole

8:24 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Sean Tannery

8:30 am May, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

Charlie Orange Sheen

8:41 am May, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Orange Sherpa

8:45 am May, 3 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Orange Poolius

9:14 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Orangukevin, just back from his vacation on Mercury.

9:27 am May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I got this postcard from Orangukevin while he was still on vacation on Mercury:
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Dear McCrude,
It’s hot. Damn hot. It’s a dry heat though. Today it hovered around 800 degrees but it was a comfortable -300 degrees in the shade. I even put on a coat! A coat on Mercury, can you believe it? It’s the radiation that gets to you though. I can feel my bones smoldering sometimes.
Yours,
O-Kev

9:58 am May, 3 Anonymous said...

Kinda looks like an orange Gene Simmons without the standard, ridiculous box haircut he normally sports…..oh yeah, and this one smiles at least!

Wonder if this dude has a tongue that matches good ole Gene’s?!?

10:01 am May, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Thats one hell of a stack of beta carotene infused poo!

11:18 am May, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mutated Gene Simmons

11:19 am May, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Isn’t that ridiculous facial hair thing supposed to be symmetrical?

1:35 pm May, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Peen Simmons
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Gene Salmon
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Why you gotta make me do the work, Wallnut?

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