Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

12:15 pm May, 14 troy tempest said...

Fun loving goth kids touch fists in precious solidarity at the comic book convention. Because they know that with tomorrow, it’s back to serving coffee to disgruntled commuters.

12:20 pm May, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuscia is the new stupid.
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The Attack Of The Clones arrived today with Lenny The Box after we got bent and played some very bad snooker.
And by Attack Of The Clones I mean 30 autoflowering Chocalopes in the rear grove.

12:26 pm May, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

does the carpet match the drapes? yes, and douchebag’s shirt.

12:35 pm May, 14 army (ret) douche said...

“WONDER TWINS POWER ACTIVATE! form of… DOUCHE!”

12:44 pm May, 14 FredN. said...

Gerald insisted that the best way to help one’s partner to climax was stroking the penis towards his own mouth.
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GIna disagreed completely, and described the over-the-shoulder-gangbang-stroke as most likely to result in a photogenic cumshot.

12:44 pm May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

THIS bracelet is modeled after my gash
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THIS bracelet is modeled after my wee balls

12:46 pm May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Even though Gina knew it would kill her too, she stuck her wet toe in the 220 outlet on the convention floor … BZZZZTT

12:47 pm May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

I wear my hair this way to hide the vestigial taint on the back of my head

12:48 pm May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Vestigial Pear
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12:55 pm May, 14 The Dude said...

“It’s Breast Awareness Week”

1:10 pm May, 14 Wheezer said...

O-Cedar makes your life greasier.

1:15 pm May, 14 DarkSock said...

Later that night, as John went down on her, Karen thought “Hmmm…I should grow out my landing strip a little more…”.

1:21 pm May, 14 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Porn stars for the day in the new movie remake Douchey in Pink.

1:21 pm May, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

“Day 1 of the 3rd annual East Rutherford BDSM convention, and we’re excited to be here!”

1:26 pm May, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Just enought time for a quick pic then he has to hurry back to the west valet, those Camry’s aren’t going to park themselves.

1:37 pm May, 14 I R A Darth Aggie said...

What’s hawkward is when I show up with a machette and chop off his hawk.
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What’s really hawkward is if I miss by 10 inches. Whoops.

2:01 pm May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

No Vestigial Pear love?

2:25 pm May, 14 fatness said...

Chloe smiles the smile of the knowing milliseconds before Gerald is sucked up into the jet-powered ventilation fan.

3:11 pm May, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bobby, excited beyond all belief, has tracked down the motherlode of his new fuschia douche shirt empire and attempts to take her hostage with the clever pick up line of “How’d ya like to make a few bucks the easy way.” Little did she know he wasn’t spouting a useless sexual innuendo and was only interested in her curtains and carpet.

5:10 pm May, 14 Stephanie said...

Punk rock square dance.

6:20 pm May, 14 FredN. said...

Sorry, Vin.
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Vestigial pear looks like a fake dong hanging off her ass crack. Even gots those wrinkles underneath like on a real ball sack. Looks like the penultimate scene in Boogie Nights.
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In other words, no erection for the Mrs. tonight.

6:36 pm May, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Take Us To Your Leader.”

7:18 pm May, 14 macfleckchoad said...

Costco’s new hairdresser rocks!

9:42 pm May, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Hi! Welcome to the Houston Astrodome’s all-new FEMAtown! I’m Ashley, this is Rick! And we’re gonna show you how much fun it is to lie on a shit-smeared cot and slowly dehydrate!”
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Too soon?

12:45 am May, 15 Wheezer said...

Vin, I think that pic ruined the autoboner I used to get when I’d see one of your embedded pics. From now on, I’ll likely be doing a double take when I see your posts.
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Of course, a few weather hotts could bring me right back in the game.

2:51 am May, 15 Douches Maximus said...

“Two in the pink, one in the stink”. Says it all.

9:17 am May, 15 Douche Wayne said...

@ Vin
I can never un-see that. *shudder*