Monday, May 14, 2012

The Brobot May or May Not Approve of the HCwDB of the Week


The Brobot doesn’t easily express emotions.

It’s because of his distant father, Germanic background, and lack of emotional programming beneath his many douche scarves.

Yup, February’s HCwDB of the Week winning moobster is still out there. Still robotically hitting on the hotts.

It’s enough to give a ferret angina.

But Kelly Minx offers supple boobal curve spankle dwarf rhesus fondle.

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9:28 am May, 14 Doucheywallnuts said...

Is that Brobot or Sir Elton John without his dome piece?

9:36 am May, 14 The Dude said...

For once, I can multi-task: put my kinks on Kelly Minx whilst strangling Brobot, putting an end to several miseries.

9:38 am May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Paul Schafer’s evil twin, Felbert Schafer. All the twisted ‘Nuck you could ask for without the musical talent.
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BTW, where is everyone? Do Doucheywallnuts and I have to drink all the Seagram’s?

9:40 am May, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Vladmir Largeman remembers the days when he could just point and Brobot’d be scraping ice off his nads in the Gulag

9:45 am May, 14 FredN. said...

I remember what *I* was doing on Sunday, June 26, 2011, at 1231am. I was hating douchebags.
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What were YOU doing?

9:55 am May, 14 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Brobot does not hit on hotts. He discusses haute couture and music industry fashion trends with them.
Something tells me that Brobot is a BIG fan of elton john…….

10:08 am May, 14 Doucheywallnuts said...

I understand how the tough guy, douchebag aesthetic attracts the hotts. Really I do. Bleeths are dumb and the tough guy thing has always attracted women. But really, what’s up with the effeminate douchebag look? I think for as embarrassing as it is for a bleeth to be seen with Grooo, it speaks much worse of them when they are in the company of these Pussy Douches.
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Richard Simmons’s

10:09 am May, 14 Doucheywallnuts said...

Pappy Largeman looks on this pairing with disapproval.

10:34 am May, 14 fatness said...

Elton Joke glasses, skinny scarf and a murse.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the mockucution rests. We would request the electric chair but he’d enjoy it too much.
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Happily, Kelly Minx was just walking by on her way to the bar when the flash went off.

10:36 am May, 14 Douchble Helix said...

“…It’s because of his distant father, Germanic background”
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That’s him in the sport coat & no tie. I guess the Chief made a typo or something

10:36 am May, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Just got that FredN. Good one!

10:37 am May, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Dare I suggest there’s a touch of the Future Ex, Mila, in this hott?

10:47 am May, 14 jonezy said...

I wonder what FlyTeeth would say about this?
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Probably some TARMAL type shit.

11:12 am May, 14 Douche Wayne said...

He reminds me of Cloud City’s security director.
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Nerfherder

11:14 am May, 14 Douche Wayne said...

@ Jonezy

I’m sure he would point out his LACK of tarmal. ‘Cuz that’s what pisses off Flyteeth. That and The Spell Nazi.

12:28 pm May, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m looking for a twenty dollar bet against the Coyotes in the Kings series. Coyotes gonna win the whole thing and the little slimy Bettman will accept the trophy on behalf of the league before they eventually get sold to Quebec, Hamilton, Saskatoon, or Markham.
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Danny Gallivans

1:45 pm May, 14 The Dude said...

Brobots were invented in Brah!ston. I’m so sick of “Red Sox Nation” I’ll take a swing at the Massholes any chance I get.
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Brobot works out by shaving his chest with a 40lb razor. Elton Brawn.

3:04 pm May, 14 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This pic reminds me of the New Year’s Eve theme where Father Time hands off the “new year” to Baby New Year. King Douchenmacher stares on forlornly as he witnesses the passing of the torch onto The Brobot for the weepsterbating of future generation of Tuetonic hotts. R.I.P. King Douchenmacher, R.I.P.

3:06 pm May, 14 Pooch Spackle said...

Ask your Doctor if Brobot is right for you. May cause thoughts of suicide and ferret angina.

5:16 pm May, 14 Stephanie said...

Why is he standing near a woman? When you know he’s not into that. And he’s gotta man-purse.

9:45 pm May, 14 Medusa Oblongata said...

Rounded at the top, all white with a long cord. What are you, son, a tampon?

5:03 am May, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Jizz spectacles are the perfect accessory to match the semen monocle.
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7:05 am May, 15 DouchYouWannaDance said...

I was WONDERING what happened to Elton John’s long lost brother!

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