Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Bath Salts Hugh Jackman Says…

“Oi, mate! I don’t know where I is! I’m Wolverine! You like my Sheila? She came with the Sony gift bag after a private taste-makers screening of ‘Magic Mike’! Ain’t life grand?”

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11:08 am June, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

But the commercial says “Magic Mike” is the Citizen Kane of stripper movies. Who wouldn’t want to see that? Nancy, are you gonna give us a review or what?

11:10 am June, 27 Charles Douchewin said...

This isn’t what workingman’s Nicole Kidman meant when she said – “check please!”.

11:26 am June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hugh Jackman is a taint and a taint-licker. As if that dude’s not gay. I’d party with Bath Salts Hugh Jackman and slutty Naomi Watts though. Son. Cause I rolls with the dirty people. Dirty, dirty.

11:51 am June, 27 Unshaven Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Watchu talking bout Tall Guy? I’m busy.

11:54 am June, 27 jonezy said...

I went to see Ind Jones Skull movie the day Sex & the City hit theaters- it was awesome- chicks all decked out in cocktail dresses and heels, yammering on while waiting in line. In hindsight, I would have had a better time just watching that line than the actual movie.
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Anyway, if you’re in Vegas, try to time your trip to Excalibur with the exiting masses of Thunder from Down Under. I’m assuming the same logic can be applied to screenings of Magic Mike.

11:58 am June, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Nipsey Largman practices his shadow puppets off the glare from B.S. Hugh’s veneers

12:07 pm June, 27 Colossus of Choads said...

Say what you want about the little Aussie battler, but he’s got a wacky short man style that I cant hate.

I don’t like it, but I don’t hate him. Pass for Jackman, sorry regs.

12:19 pm June, 27 tall guy said...

I know Tall Guy and you sir are not the real Tall Guy. He bailed.

12:31 pm June, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bath Salts Hugh Jackman is up there with the best post titles ever. Son.

12:54 pm June, 27 Nancy Dreuche! said...

@Doc B, I was thinking about going to see that. It’s sorta the same fascination you guys have with the Champagne Katies and Yasmines. I wouldn’t want to have an actual relationship with those cheesecakes but they’re not bad to look at. I’ll let you know what I think if I see it.
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Bath salts Hugh Jackman needs to tone down the teeth a little. We get it dude, you’re Wolverine.

1:12 pm June, 27 I kill said...

Is this the losers corner? Pathetic and hilarious at the same time see how some men react in front of another man much more attractive, talented, smart, rich and lucky than them. The same hysterical, uncontrollable reaction of a single woman fatty and ugly looking at Angelina Jolie. Anthropologically interesting… Ok, try to eat a whole box of ice cream with two or three tubes of Pringles, instead of seeing gays where there are none. With sour spinsters it works pretty well…

1:16 pm June, 27 C. K. Doucheter-Haven said...

Ewww, when did Ann Coulter (in her Laura Ashley Gone Wild sarong) qualify as a hot chick?

2:08 pm June, 27 The Dude said...

Huge Aack!man is starting to get on my nerves, and by that I mean boner loss. A fate worse than death.

3:32 pm June, 27 Nancy Dreuche! said...

@ I kill, Angelina Jolie is a total beta neckbeard. Now where did I put that Triple Fudge Ripple?
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DJ Nancy Spinster

12:15 am June, 28 Little Willie said...

Lou Diamond Philips hit the skids again and yet he wound up next to a hot babe who just noticed that Lou hasn’t bathed or wiped his ass in the last 3 weeks and stinks worse than a clogged up overflowing bus station commode.

2:54 am June, 28 CB Popped said...

^I kill,,,,,,

What?

This fucking guy – whoever the fuck he is – is disgusting to look at.

My size 13 shoe is more attractive than this clown.

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