Friday, July 27, 2012

Friday Haiku

Jules learns a lesson
About dating guys she meets
At Underpasses

 

Choking fantasy
Goes wrong, throw in the bath salts
Hell of a snuff film.

– Capt. James T. Douche

Bath Salts Magician
Finds his latest assistant.
Makes face disappear.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Bath salts Jesus gives
Sermon on the Towel. Bleeth
sees burning bushes.

– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

 

Occupy Wall Street
Was too mainstream for these two
Occupy Skid Row

– Douche Wayne

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6:18 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Choking fantasy
Goes wrong, throw in the bath salts
Hell of a snuff film.

6:19 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He doesn’t shower
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole

6:20 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Whispering sweet
Nothings always gets her wet
So would a bathtub

6:20 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Buffalo Bill from
Silence of the Lambs is back
Choke is the new tuck.

6:21 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They sway to the sweet
Music of their fave love song
“Drops of Poopiter”

6:21 am July, 27 jonezy said...

Vin picks his bands
Based on the cover art
Of their Albums

6:22 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Meth heads rejoice in
One of thier own has made it
Onto this website.

6:22 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dirty castaway
Finds his own Wilson and brings
Her back to LA.

6:23 am July, 27 jonezy said...

Fake grass itches ass
So Chick lays down her towel
Dread Locks itch also

6:23 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Extra discovers
Long lost Manson tapes. Squeaky
Was a dirty girl.

6:24 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

In a few minutes
They will smell 10 times worse when
She pukes on his cock.

6:25 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I finally have
Hope that he will be found. Come
Home Lenny the box.

6:25 am July, 27 jonezy said...

The Dread Lock Head Lock
Newest Douchal Maneuver
Now With More Choking!

6:26 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

When the scene starts bats
Fly out when her panties drop
Whole crew gets rabies!

6:27 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bath Salts Magician
Finds his latest assistant.
Makes face disappear.

6:28 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

There is only two
Things this couple fears, soap
And sobriety.

6:29 am July, 27 jonezy said...

Fearing the worst
Sally jerks her head, but
Still Velcroed to Dreads

6:29 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As the snuff film starts
Timmy Chong throttles cousin
Rae Dawn for practice.

6:30 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

They missed putting in
The gyroscope, her clam ‘fro
Not shaved since ’86.

6:32 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Baron Von Goolo’s
New exhibit “The Fall Of Man”
With bonus strangling!

6:32 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Five minutes into
The scene out comes speculum
Bath salt felch is on!

6:34 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

With no hits for ten
Years. The Counting Crow turns to
Cannibalism

6:35 am July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bath salts Jesus gives
Sermon on the Towel. Bleeth
sees burning bushes.

6:35 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The dreds match the rug
Peel off her panties to see
The merkin of death!

6:38 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Meth and bath salts make
For quite an aphrodesiac
Soon the scat will fly!

6:41 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Angelina Js
Latest adoption goes bad
House full of pube lice!

6:42 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Zombie’s vacant stare
Ensnares the Mullatto Bleeth
For Bath Salt Orgy

6:45 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Post bath salt orgy
Both of thier nethers burn and
Drip with tartar sauce.

6:47 am July, 27 Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots said...

Dreadlocks on white guys
Are douchey beyond belief
Stop choking her brah!

6:47 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A Zombie and a
Mullatto walk into a
bar. Everone runs

6:48 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

Pic so disturbing
Darksock can’t get ball rolling;
no haiku up top.

6:48 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Hobo douchebag shows
Bleeth ventriloquist act chokes
Her out for spare change.

6:51 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

Occupy Wall Street
Was too mainstream for these two
Occupy Skid Row

6:52 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I’m betting her snatch
Smells like old cigarette butts
From the show she did.

6:55 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

Next DC franchise
The Dark Blight Compromises
Filmed all on cell phone.

6:55 am July, 27 Jo Jo the Douche Faced Boy said...

Rob Zombie goes to
Burning Man and hooks up with
chick from Cosby Show.

6:56 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Crazy eyed dredbag
Pimps her out of putt-putt course
They are squatting at.

6:59 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

DB1′s new site:
Hot Chicks with Criminally
Insane Homeless Guys

7:04 am July, 27 Cmak said...

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/01/13/no-more-doctor-douchebag/

Heather is lookin kinda rough.

7:04 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

Mel Gibson gears up
for next Mad Max installment
Beyond Sphincterdome

7:06 am July, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

They break all the rules
Including the one about
Crapping where you eat.

7:12 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

Cock too small for her
to choke on; takes matters in-
to own grimy hands.

7:23 am July, 27 douchebag1 said...

Darksock’s poetics,
Negative critique of words,
That, or Ambien.
.
- management
.
XXXXXX
.
‘Sock went out drinking
With band after rehearsal;
Woke up outdoors. Son.
.
- D.S.

7:29 am July, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

Grover McPocalypse
Back to his choking ways
He needs to be deloused
.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/01/13/no-more-doctor-douchebag/

7:34 am July, 27 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

So Crazy Eyed Joe
Goes for the babe’s jugular
It’s Love at First Psych!

7:36 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

OG Mack Zombie
Says “This is we do it.”
Then eats off her face

7:47 am July, 27 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I could get Pink Eye
Viewing this atrocity
And that’s just shitty!

8:01 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

If Three Little Birds
were on his doorstep, he would
f*cking eat their heads.

8:03 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

If by “Stir it Up”
you mean her blood in a hot
cauldron, he’s on it.

8:06 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

He’s Jammin’ using
her femur bones as drumsticks,
her skull as a snare.

8:11 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is a scene from
Jersey Shore Zombie Attack
Filmed in Seaside Frights

8:13 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The attack took place
On Mini-Golf putting green
Zombie Hole-in-One

8:16 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The photographer
Takes a picture but doesn’t
Stop Zombie Attack

8:18 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Crushing her larynx
Then eating her bloody flesh
Is Zombie Foreplay

8:20 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Techno Viking
Would defeat the Dread Zombie
While keeping the beat

8:22 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mullatto snapper
Is Zombie delicacy
Best eaten when raw

8:24 am July, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Deer photographer,
it would be nice to have,
kept your shadow out of her vajayjay,
Burma Shave!

8:24 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts on the soap
And washes. Put on the soap
And wash you herpster!

8:28 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I can’t imagine
Why any woman would touch
This fuccen douchebag

8:29 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

She’s Waiting in Vain
for him to stop crushing her
throat and jugular.

8:33 am July, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Dreadlocks so dirty
population of head lice
sprouted this whole girl

8:36 am July, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Some beach bum or Al
Jourgenson, can’t really tell
A new douche order

8:37 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

No Woman, No Cry!
Stop it right now or I swear
I’ll choke you to death!

8:38 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

Hey, Get Up, Stand Up
beach closes after sundown
move along, you two.

8:55 am July, 27 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Douchenamic Duo
Sharing Food Stamps And Needles
Diseases Galore!

8:56 am July, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Grover ain’t super
But inspires new toy to sell:
Throttle me Elmo

9:00 am July, 27 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Rastafaridouche
Like Reanimated Corpse
Holding Chick Captive

9:00 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

Kudos on quick front page turnaround!

9:08 am July, 27 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Throttle me Elmo FTW!!!!!
HA HA HA HAW

9:09 am July, 27 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

This is Frank Zappa’s
LIVING Mexican Portrait !
That, or just a bum.

9:10 am July, 27 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

HA HA HA HAW!

Throttle me Elmo FTW!!!!!

1:44 pm July, 27 Anonymous said...

HC with DB?
Or’s this a crime scene photo?
Call Caruso? Yeaaaaah!!!
•••
“… Safety word is … *Gak*!”
“The safety word is … *GakGak* …”
Oh shit. Time to run.

1:45 pm July, 27 Morbo said...

HC with DB?
Or’s this a crime scene photo?
Call Caruso? Yeaaaaah!!!
•••
“… Safety word is … *Gak*!”
“The safety word is … *GakGak* …”
Oh shit. Time to run.

2:08 am July, 28 CB Popped said...

Iggy Pop is still
pullin’ the hotts on Fridays
Somewhere in Vegas

10:55 pm July, 29 Little Willie said...

Later her dismembered body parts were found strewn along Rt. 66 over a seven mile stretch. The methed up psychopath remains at large and is a suspect in 9 other dismemberment murders.

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