Tuesday, July 31, 2012
HCwDB: White Party Frank Gehry Love Boat Edition
Why do I feel like the backstory of this pic involves a drunken Saudi Prince hoping to invest in the movie industry?
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
Log In / Sign Up
Not a member ? Join Us Now
Archives
- September 2023
- August 2022
- June 2022
- February 2022
- September 2021
- January 2021
- October 2020
- August 2020
- June 2020
- April 2020
- January 2020
- June 2019
- April 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- August 2018
- April 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- October 2017
- August 2017
- June 2017
- March 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- May 2005
- April 2005
- March 2005
- February 2005
- January 2005
Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
-----------
Lonely red cup learns the true meaning of Solo.
I feel like the backstory of this pic involves a circle jerk with cocktail waitress service available
Why do I get the feeling when they turn around there will be chocolate stripes everywhere?
I feel like the backstory of this pic involves the makeup team for “The Bleeth Hunger Games”
I feel like the backstory of this pic involves orgy felching and Frank Gehry puking up more of his architectural cumstains.
How sad that three of them had the same tragic hand injury, losing their fourth finger.
This could be at a Frank Gehry abomination in Toronto. The party planners here are a subsidiary of The Kings Of Kleen (aka The Kleenexers). I dub them the Ass Wipers.
.
Yankee Pigdogs
I’m glad to see Color Me Badd is still together and making a difference.
5 seconds after the pic is taken:
“I thought I told you idiots to stop bothering the guests and get back to work?!? Where the hell are your trays?!?! These appetizers aren’t going to serve themselves!!”
As a Muslim filmmaker in LA, I have actually been approached by drunken Saudi princes promising to invest in my movies. They never do.
Assholes.
We should stop sitting idly when there is work to be done. Call or write your senator AND congressman/woman and demand that the Human Spay/Neuter Bill be introduced by them into Congress. Why should it be illegal for to permanently remove the sex organs from those who have no good use for them? Douches have the possibility of becoming normal humans (no guarantees) and the number of unwanted ankle biters will most surely decrease. It’s really a win-win if you think about it. I ca just see the advertizing campaign now: (using this pic as the poster) Spay and neuter. If you don’t these will have children you’ll support for the next 18 years.
I agree with the Rev- pic looks like a janitor’s nightmare after the world felching championships went into overtime
ViSalus Vitality White Party – Miami 2012. Emerging Douche weight loss cult complete with stupid Vi hand signal.
They all need to speak to their tailor about their trousers. Except the douche in shorts – he needs to go home and put on his big boy pants.
I’m liking her and her little dress.
She has some serious legs. Serious, I say.
This is a promotional photo for ABC’s new RomCom, “The Douche Boat.” captain Merrill Doucheing at the helm!
Looks like a high school wood shop class reunion where they share their first experience with the circular saw
I’m half expecting Liam Neeson to come blasting through the door looking for his daughter!
Actually the one in the sunglasses is a good friend of mine and is in fact not a duchebag. They were at a Visalus event which that “hot chic” participates in as well and I’m sure they are all doing way better things w their lives than anyone of you real douchebags that commented on this photo! Nice try tho!
Sorry Katie, but they’re choads.