Friday, August 24, 2012

BroKevin Sees Boobs, Scratches Himself, Says “Groooo”

Eventually, BroKevin formed his first coherent word in weeks. That word was “Groooobs…”

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9:20 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s giving me the Mayan eye of erection. Those may be real tits? The hip waist ratio is perfect, for anal.
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Barbie Tiityfuckers

9:33 am August, 24 Bueller said...

Mind the gap

9:42 am August, 24 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I’m literally drooling.
I’d wade thru an olympic swimming pool of pig cess just to be ridiculed and insulted by the blondey with the plastic knockers. She’s as luscious and slurpable as an utterly artificial woman could possibly be.

9:43 am August, 24 Jeet Kune Douche said...

To give y’all an idea of the lengths of self-degradation I’d be willing to go thru just to meet that blonde:
I’d be willing to become BroKevin for a day.

9:45 am August, 24 Eponymous Douche said...

Bro and Platinum Brazilian Wax are made for each other, not a genuine article nor particle between them. I can imagine their conversation:
“Groooooooooooooooo”
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“Woooooooooooooooo!”
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“Groooooooooooooooo”
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“Woooooooooooooooo!”
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And so on…

9:46 am August, 24 Eponymous Douche said...

Or maybe her name is Laytex Brazilian. How many is a brazilian anyway?

9:53 am August, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Ummm…bewbs.
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And to show how far I’d fall to get a Mayan Eye from Ms. Bewbular, I’d dick slap DB1 with BroKev’s dick.

10:11 am August, 24 Douchble Helix said...

Yep. There’s something about her.
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Then you realize, well, whatever.

10:25 am August, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

Narcissism & insecurity

10:26 am August, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Yellow tank top couldn’t stand it anymore and is wacking his pud furiously while his bro uses yesterday’s boxers to wipe the jizz.

11:08 am August, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She represents the pinnacle of Bleethdom. She is so spectacularly trashy that you would toss aside any standards just for the chance to rummage her undercarriage. Rummage, I says.

11:14 am August, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is that Shauna Sand?

11:23 am August, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is it Bro Kevin or Broke Vin?

11:27 am August, 24 DarkSock said...

I concur with Reverend Chad’s assessment of proportional suitability for booty bonking.

11:33 am August, 24 This just in... said...

I’m trippin balls off of BroKev’s shorts. The blonde chick doesn’t do it for me.

12:00 pm August, 24 Vin Douchal said...

I didn’t want to be the first to say it , but since it’s out there, this chick doesn’t do it for me either. She is trying waaay to hard.
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A great example of natural blonde beauty is pro tennis player Aussie, Bernard Tomic’s chick :
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Donay Meijer
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No need for fake knockers or botox lips or tatts everywhere …..
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Joeys
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12:18 pm August, 24 Wheezer said...

Once again, Vin posts pics and I get a boner. Wow, she is cuuuuute!

1:29 pm August, 24 Douchble Helix said...

Jesus H. Christ, VD.
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There’s a reason God made chocolate *and* vanilla.

1:35 pm August, 24 Tanath said...

Groo was an awesome comic…

3:19 pm August, 24 Stephanie said...

All I see are two people with baggage,issues and high maintenance.

6:30 pm August, 24 megers said...

The first dual name: Broke vin and Bro kevin

9:10 pm August, 24 Guid is Good said...

Want……groobs.

12:12 am August, 26 Little Willie said...

This blonde has it all. Nice ripe breasts for pearl necklaces, a nice flat, boner hardening stomach to come all over, and hips that make frontal penetration as much fun as from the hindquarters.

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