Friday, August 31, 2012

Where’s Douchelegs?


Somewhere in this pic of…

Oh who gives a crap where douchelegs is.

I would suckle and grope my way through a mound of uncooked raisinbread challah dough while blindfolded with an ancient Mayan dishrag while slapping my upper posterior with a gel encrusted fly swatter just for the chance to triple thigh bongo each of these pooch spackles after arranging them in chronologically descending Ms. Clairol hair dye color order. Then I would rub softly on Stripped Bikini Kayla’s belly pooch and lower back thigh with mint juleps and a faded doily. And then I would make them kick me with their legs like an S&M version of the Rockettes while whimpering and crying out for an answer to Fermat’s Last Theorem.

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9:15 am August, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Dear All Youse Broads,
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I love you
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SIncerely,
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Vin Douchal

9:25 am August, 31 Troy Tempest said...

I’d twang bang my diddly dang just to a chance to slop her dripper or have her give me a sleeve job and then go bend a couple in the doo dah room, if you catch my meaning, if you get my drift, cuz I don’t.

9:26 am August, 31 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Yeah, what Vin said.

9:30 am August, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

Stripped Bikini Kayla’s side boob pose and tramp stamp make my nethers quiver and by I quiver I mean achingly hard rock wood.

9:44 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^What these guys said. And boner.

9:44 am August, 31 Vin Douchal said...

The douche in back is cursing the day spray suntan lotion hit the market

9:54 am August, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Boss
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Ask and you shall receive…
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http://math.stanford.edu/~lekheng/flt/wiles.pdf
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Yeah, Im fuccen geek. This gives me a fuccen huge mind bioner. Sue me.

10:31 am August, 31 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Zig-zag stripey bikini thoracic twist loveliness has something dribbling down her lumbar region.
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Allow me, my lovely one, to spackle over it. A little baby Bondo and buff and the world will be right as rain.

10:40 am August, 31 Douchble Helix said...

Congressman: “Mr. Mantle, would you care to share your thoughts?”
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Mickey Mantle: “I pretty much agree with what Casey said.”

10:41 am August, 31 Douchble Helix said...

Bouncer: “Mr. Helix, would you care to share your thoughts?”
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Douchble Helix: “I pretty much agree with what DB1 said.”

11:09 am August, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fermat ain’t got shit on Lagrange and I hate french mathematicians. And I was just reading some more of yesterdays politico thread and I think 90% of you guys are commie jew-hating Kenyans.

11:14 am August, 31 Mayor McDouche said...

True story- after I looked at this picture, I broke my zipper!

11:35 am August, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Sapphic Suzie uses the photo op as a chance to frotter Kayla. She’s got some inner thigh contact going, but is being muffin blocked by a can of Miller Lite.

11:40 am August, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

They are dragging some poor tosser behind the boat. I guess there wasn’t room left for him on the tuna barge. Priorities.

11:46 am August, 31 FoghornLeghorn said...

The exuberant lovely in the black bikini looks like she has a shake weight in one hand and a horse head in the other. I bet she’s fun by the second date.

1:16 pm August, 31 bigphatnotadouche said...

That’s some fine boobie suckle thigh. I’d do them all. hopefully one each day of the week.
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stiffies

5:45 pm August, 31 The Dude said...

“Do these stripes make my tits look huge?”
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Yes Kayla, and your tits make my ccock look even bigger.

5:01 am September, 1 Wheezer said...

Regarding these ladies…..
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Well…..
You know they make me want to FAP!
Curl my hands up and FAP!
Kick my legs out and FAP!
Throw my head back and FAP!
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OK, that’s getting into TMI territory.

9:49 am September, 2 Duck Duck Douche said...

Boner
Boner
Boner
Boner
Jail bait
Boner

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