Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Peter Pumpin'head: The Early Years
Before shooting yak spittle into his bones and turning himself into a cloud, Peter Pumpin’head worked his way through college.
And by college, I mean not-college.
And by working, I mean Grooooo.
You drew first blood.
Peter’s excited because he knows that in a minute or so, Cindy Bleethbag is going to suck all the lint out of his belly button. But don’t be too mean to her. She lost both her legs below the knees in a skateboarding accident. So, firing ping pong balls out of her pussy and sucking tummies for lint makes her a living. And waxy snacks!
At least he looks like a human in this pic.
What the hell got into his teenie skull to make him think he should look like the swollen, misshapen freak from outer space that he looks like now???
Grrooo, ‘scuse me , I gutta poop a cinder block
Kids today don’t know how good they have it. Do you have any idea how hard it was to bulk up on old school steroids? Look at Peter here. He’s was practically anorexic before the invention of genetically enhanced bovine growth hormones and non-muscle producing site enhancement oils.
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And where was Mary Mammomageddon back then? Answer: she was still a skinny 8 year old Thai boy.
Wanna torture this guy? Take away his mirrors
he actually looked normal before the massive amounts of Roids he now consumes.
he actually looked normal before the massive amounts of Roids he now consumes.
Latrell Largeman (a.k.a. Barely Visible Brotha) in the background still does not approve of PPH.
So that’s why he does all that Synthol. He has giraffe neck and tries to hide it by making his head look smaller with his cartoonish physique.
This is like the before pic of a woman with a solid natural C rack getting a boob job to double Es. Here you could probably blow him and swallow without risk of ingesting too much steroids and growth hormone. Just enough to put a little hair on your chest but bit enough to shrink your legs down to Polly Pocket size.
^Gross.
Groooo!some
I think this is how he truly looks in real life. He just loves “dose funny Hans and Franz guys HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!”
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Oh, and PPH likes the wacky H&F Hallowe’en outfit he got one year. That’s why he wears it all the time.
He has stopped bulking
Since the gyroscope was put
In his Monkey Hole.
I suspect PP makes his steroid money on the side by hiring himself out in a 300 costume as a professional crap-tapper.
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If you know what I mean.
From the old photos to the new photos,Peter needs to see several doctors,he’s severely addicted to working out,bulking up,and doing illegal roids,which will shorten his sad life. Maybe the idiot will read this site? This guy is killing himself…that’s a dumb douchebag.
hahaha “8 year old thai boy” that’s gold mccrude, GOLD!
That’s gotta be the buffest mongoloid I have ever seen.