Sunday, September 23, 2012
The Worst Anything in the History of Everything
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Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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I got through 24 seconds and then my intestines began to erupt.
Week two of me skipping the video.
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Browns – Bills today. I may skip that, too.
Is it truly possible that guys like these have no idea how utterly stupid they look?
And with the way things look like they’re going, this chick with the tats, bionic boobage and piercings is going to look less than perfectly ‘fresh’ in three years and more like a Hiroshima victim….
I kept the sound off, still couldn’t make it past 1 minute. What about SideBoob Sunday? That’d help settle my stomach.
What’s up with the lisp? Did he just lose his baby teeth or something? In the approximately 33.6 seconds of that I was able to stand watching I could make out “fukin'”, “gurl”, “beach”, and “Kentucky Fried Chicken”.
He’s touching the woman/women in this video in the most chaste manner imaginable, rather than grabbing and groping them. No cred.
I watched the whole thing and fell into a deep depression filled with shame. I think he said he has an anaconda in his underoos?
…I yhought he said an anaconda ate his underoos….english definately not first language…rich euro trash?
Looks like a tranny.
tattoo master race auto tune german silicone lisp porno music douche. i didn’t know how much I needed this.
Wow. That’s the clean version. What language is that?
Also I agree with Sir Boo. Tranny suspect.
Mr Biggs- German.
Ummmm nah, not even gonna bother.
I’ve never heard a rapper emulate Sid The Sloth.
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Nothing like a tone deaf dipshit with a lateral lisp. His mother’s been telling him he’s special for so long he’s starting to believe it.
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We need a diarreah to English dictionary to understand this craporiffic craptacular
IT MUST EAT GRAIN
If you ever hear about someone on a cross-country killing spree, wearing only a strategically-place snorkel, a Colorado Avalanche jersey and moon boots, that will be me. And this video will be to blame.
Thanks, DB1.
Ouch!!!, and by ouch I man that video sucked and how the fuck did the Stillers lose? I can’t believe I owe the Rev $20 CDN isn’t that like $4.20 american?
Euro tool from the land of Julie Andrews & schnitzel. I hate it when I have to re-tool my Luftwaffe, and drop a big ass bomb on this scheisse head’s brain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYpQCqM0CO4&feature=relmfu
I won’t lie, before watching I had my doubts that was going to be the worst thing ever… clearly, I was wrong.
McPoo, you weren’t wrong about your doubts, so you have that. And nothing else. Unless I’m wrong, and the sun does come up tomorrow, and shines its UV rays on more hapless Rehab victims.
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And they think radiation is dangerous in outer space?!
@ Et Tu – Anything involving Reverend Chad = 4:20
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And fuck you, Saints “defense”. O the humanity.
Die Musik-Geschäft has really gone downhill. This video has the aroma of a big Wurst-Scheisse that has sat unflushed in the WC for a week or so. I unfortunately saw this coming after I hit it big with “Rock Me Amadeus.” By the time that fucking Third Eye Blind song was on every radio from Vienna to Jakarta in 1997, I knew there was no hope. Sadly I had to fake my own death with that phony car crash in Honduras so that I would never, ever be tempted to try for a comeback.
Also, I really hate to mention it because of all of that really, really terrible Schindler’s List stuff that happened in the 40s, but — videos like this wouldn’t exist if we hadn’t lost the war. Sorry again for bringing that up, I know it’s a touchy subject.
Let me get this straight…This is a German white rapper with a lisp ?
Like seriously…it cant get funnier than that.
My brain just imploded and my ass just exploded! All could understand from that 35 seconds I forced myself to watch was “kentucky fried chicken.” No wonder why Europe is rioting…..they watched this!
I speak German, and be thankful, oh ye who no speaky zee German.
The lyrics are an epic train wreck of inane, barely coherent, mouth diarrhea masquerading as “prose”. With lyrics that are foul enough to bring Notorious B.I.G and TuPac back from the grave to go ride a train on both this “rapper” and his horrible sudo-tranny looking/horribly tatted “girlfriend” for even pretending to rap should doom both of these two (and everyone who helped in “producing” it) to a mandatory 48-hour long session in a wiener schnitzels deep fryer set on “high”.
I was thinking about doing a full translation for those of you who were gluttons for punishment/had exceptional intestinal fortitude, but I got about 22 seconds in and then I couldn’t control myself and reached for my Glock and painted the walls with my brains. It’s probably for the best.
The description on the video says: “Der Song befindet sich auf dem Mixtape “Crack Für’s Volk””
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Translation: “You can find the song on the mixtap “Crack For the People”
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How about “the people” give him a crack up side his skull instead?
http://cl.ly/image/3d1i2O280n05
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The mixtape “album art”. Beyond hilarious.