Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Potato-Chip Hitler Does Not Approve
Potato-Chip Hitler does not approve of Ciggy McGoebbels hitting on Aryan Anna.
This post brought to you on Yom Kippur Eve by a Jew who now has one more thing to repent for tonight.
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Paris Hilton can sure buy some nice boobs.
I’d like to fondle her bomb bay.
URC is filled with Ranch Dressing.
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Ciggy is filled with snapped and scattered synapses and neurons.
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A. Anna is filled with regret for wasting her white dress on this occasion
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Potato-Chip Hitler’s real name is “Gonzalo Gonzalo Vasques Delgado Enrique Nolberto Gonzalo López Muñoz, Junior”
Before we all start pitching tents in our lederhosen over Aryan Anna I want a tranny check for braunschweiger in her pants! Her jawline and facial structure is suspicious to me plus Ciggy McGoebbels is pointing towards the mens room.
That’s a Dorito.
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The rest of these mugs ain’t worth commenting on.
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Except, nice rack, Paris.
Face it DB1, you’d Kippur those Yoms in a Jewish heartbeat….
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….After denting the skulls of Potato Chip Hitler and Ciggy McGoebbels with a dreidel.
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.Wiesenthals
However, I think CJTD sorta hits it on the head more accurately.
Sorry Capt. That is a female member of the warm-blooded vertebrate animals of the class Mammalia. Note the lack of an Adams apple. Just like Princes Kate. I can’t believe that the prince married a mammal. The lizard nation will be so upset. On the other hand, I find it hard to believe the tabloids were so shocked at his choice. Most men prefer mammals, after all.
She has cleavage shaped necklace. Wow! Stoned.
Anna looks like she’d rather be tossed into a woodchipper than spend another nanosecond next to Ciggy…
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to my above post, I’d like to add that I would like to B-17, and fondle her bomb bay!
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I think that adds a bit of clarity to the whole hitler meme, eh?
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Nazis
I’d like to deploy a load of my shock troops along her maginot line. I’m not saying I agree with Aryan theories and eugenics. You have to infer it.
Look what big tits get you,giant assholes like Ciggy.
I’d bang her silly – Silly, I says – despite her meth-induced acne and poor taste in men. She reminds me of a time Joey Bishop had a Yom Kippur orgy at Congregation Tikvat Jacob in Manhattan Beach, which was known as the Swingers Temple back in the day. You know what I mean, Babaganoosh?
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I wound up having a little too much Mogen David and got all kids of silly with this comely young Jewess, Sophie Something-or-Other, who knew how to work the pupik like no other. Pupik, I says.
^Schwingers^
Isn’t that White Chocolate’s baby mama, or one of them?
I can’t repent more than three times in one night.
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And the last one takes a while.
I’d Blitz her kreig.
I’d knock her wurst.
I’d black her Forest.
I’d weiner her schnitzle.
I’d apple her studel.
I’d sauer her kraut.
I’d Schindler her list.
I’d enema at her gates.
I’f frank her furt.
I’d Claudia her schiffer.
Stoned.
That’s the Manhattan Beach Eye Of Coitus if I ever saw one.
I’d search her black forest for Ham Dangle.
That’s a tortilla chip. Still Hitler though… And that’s not a boob shaped necklace. It’s the serpent tempting Adam, but Adam is a douche coveting the apples he will never bite. He will never attain knowledge. He will be cast out of Eden for being a douche. Eden is somewhere in that cleavage.