Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Potato-Chip Hitler Does Not Approve

Potato-Chip Hitler does not approve of Ciggy McGoebbels hitting on Aryan Anna.

This post brought to you on Yom Kippur Eve by a Jew who now has one more thing to repent for tonight.

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2:40 pm September, 25 Wheezer said...

Paris Hilton can sure buy some nice boobs.

2:47 pm September, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I’d like to fondle her bomb bay.

3:41 pm September, 25 Vin Douchal said...

URC is filled with Ranch Dressing.
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Ciggy is filled with snapped and scattered synapses and neurons.
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A. Anna is filled with regret for wasting her white dress on this occasion
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Potato-Chip Hitler’s real name is “Gonzalo Gonzalo Vasques Delgado Enrique Nolberto Gonzalo López Muñoz, Junior”

4:07 pm September, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Before we all start pitching tents in our lederhosen over Aryan Anna I want a tranny check for braunschweiger in her pants! Her jawline and facial structure is suspicious to me plus Ciggy McGoebbels is pointing towards the mens room.

4:31 pm September, 25 Douchble Helix said...

That’s a Dorito.
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The rest of these mugs ain’t worth commenting on.
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Except, nice rack, Paris.

4:31 pm September, 25 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Face it DB1, you’d Kippur those Yoms in a Jewish heartbeat….
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….After denting the skulls of Potato Chip Hitler and Ciggy McGoebbels with a dreidel.
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.Wiesenthals

4:32 pm September, 25 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

However, I think CJTD sorta hits it on the head more accurately.

4:33 pm September, 25 Olddog said...

Sorry Capt. That is a female member of the warm-blooded vertebrate animals of the class Mammalia. Note the lack of an Adams apple. Just like Princes Kate. I can’t believe that the prince married a mammal. The lizard nation will be so upset. On the other hand, I find it hard to believe the tabloids were so shocked at his choice. Most men prefer mammals, after all.

6:31 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has cleavage shaped necklace. Wow! Stoned.

6:37 pm September, 25 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Anna looks like she’d rather be tossed into a woodchipper than spend another nanosecond next to Ciggy…

6:41 pm September, 25 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

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to my above post, I’d like to add that I would like to B-17, and fondle her bomb bay!
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I think that adds a bit of clarity to the whole hitler meme, eh?
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Nazis

6:51 pm September, 25 Superstar Paul Ryan said...

I’d like to deploy a load of my shock troops along her maginot line. I’m not saying I agree with Aryan theories and eugenics. You have to infer it.

7:15 pm September, 25 Stephanie said...

Look what big tits get you,giant assholes like Ciggy.

7:17 pm September, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d bang her silly – Silly, I says – despite her meth-induced acne and poor taste in men. She reminds me of a time Joey Bishop had a Yom Kippur orgy at Congregation Tikvat Jacob in Manhattan Beach, which was known as the Swingers Temple back in the day. You know what I mean, Babaganoosh?
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I wound up having a little too much Mogen David and got all kids of silly with this comely young Jewess, Sophie Something-or-Other, who knew how to work the pupik like no other. Pupik, I says.

7:56 pm September, 25 The Dude said...

^Schwingers^

7:59 pm September, 25 numbskull72 said...

Isn’t that White Chocolate’s baby mama, or one of them?

8:56 pm September, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I can’t repent more than three times in one night.
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And the last one takes a while.

11:13 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Blitz her kreig.

11:14 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d knock her wurst.

11:14 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d black her Forest.

11:15 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d weiner her schnitzle.

11:15 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d apple her studel.

11:16 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d sauer her kraut.

11:16 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Schindler her list.

11:17 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d enema at her gates.

11:17 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’f frank her furt.

11:18 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Claudia her schiffer.

11:19 pm September, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Stoned.

1:54 am September, 26 Baron Von Goolo said...

That’s the Manhattan Beach Eye Of Coitus if I ever saw one.

8:35 am September, 26 The Dude said...

I’d search her black forest for Ham Dangle.

6:16 pm September, 26 eyedouche said...

That’s a tortilla chip. Still Hitler though… And that’s not a boob shaped necklace. It’s the serpent tempting Adam, but Adam is a douche coveting the apples he will never bite. He will never attain knowledge. He will be cast out of Eden for being a douche. Eden is somewhere in that cleavage.

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