Thursday, November 8, 2012

I’ll Take ‘Tatts Teenagers Regret’ For $1200, Alex

What is The Mayan symbol for nadsack?

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2:24 pm November, 8 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Blondie in the back has the most unflattering swimsuit of all time. After a few years of absorbing ridicule and abuse, this dude will never take his shirt off in public again.

2:35 pm November, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Waking up from a drug laced tequila sunrise in Guadalajara with one less kidney and the “Mark of the Maricon” is no way to go through life. Son
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For the Rev:
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Bunch of dudes in fancy pajamas rock out Rick Derringer – Edgar Winter – Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo (1973)

2:39 pm November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I drew the radiation symbol on my chest because I’m dy-no-mite muthafuckahs!”

3:02 pm November, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Yellow bikini: “See, I told you he was a weasel. Look, he has a tail!”

3:10 pm November, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

I kicked it Rev Chad stylee about an hour ago and still feeling the effects, that being said Vin D just nailed it! I’m still chuckling.

3:16 pm November, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev
What’s our next wager?

3:39 pm November, 8 Vin Douchal said...

@ DoucheyWallnuts
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Did you guys ever take a ride on Gloria De Haven ? She looked like an angry fuck waiting to happen.

3:50 pm November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@ Et Tu
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Seeing as your Stillers beat my division leading Superbowl bound Giants and I owe you 20 Romney bucks, it is only fair that you pick the game and team.
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And again in the interests of fair play and a fortuitous 4 years for “Obama’s Second Chance”. I offer a piece of turd from my celebrity vault featuring a biracial duo with an 18 year old Britney Spears. Man I’s like to fuck her hard.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYnLl8IQ34A&feature=related

4:04 pm November, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@ Vin
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Awesome Rock and Roll Hootychikoo! Reminds me of albinos smoking my weed in fifth grade. I didn’t get any action for a few more years until I invented Nintendo
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Younger Child-Cocks
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSvnIwg0lEA

4:32 pm November, 8 Reverencd Chad Supreme Buzz said...

My Dad fucked that chick. And this dude is not happy about the election.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eISPP6zuNE

4:36 pm November, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I think Crazy eyed Asian chick with odd nipple placement might know the answer.
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Or at least she THINKS she knows. Don’t argue with her about it though.

5:01 pm November, 8 MoeDouche said...

He’s on the lay-away plan. Every two weeks….

7:23 pm November, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@ Vin That Gloria DeHaven was a minx and she was always at herself. Everybody knew that if she snuck off when we was out on the town or at a house party, she was somewheres flickin her bean.
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She was a big star when Sinatra was just starting out, but later when Frank hit it big, she was not the young hot thing, but as good lookin a dame as you’ll ever see. And a real doll face to boot. Always nice. I think it was because she was always with her fingers workin down below.
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Funny back then these broads had great bodies but the clothes didn’t always show it. One night Frank and I tag teamed her after a night at Chasen’s, not together, but I’d go then she’d go. And Frank had never done her and thought she was a bit plain. So I goes in first and got to see her fresh. She stripped down and had this killer body with gams that went forever. As she’s gettin on the bed, she’s already at herself hammer and tongs. Hammer and tongs, I says. Gettin herself all hot and bothered.
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I couldn’t believe how great a bod she had. I banged her good and then Frank went in. Later on he told me if he had known that she was such a hot tamale, he never woulda let me go first.
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She’s still around. Back in the late 90s she made a picture with Matthau and Lemmon, it was supposed to be just like the Odd Couple, and Matthau tole me he and Jack both banged her good.

7:54 pm November, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I love DW’s fond recollections of the golden age of barebacked debauchery and excessive libations amongst the great celebrities of years past. I shed a salty fuccen tear each time.
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Bravo sir. Bra. Vo.

8:05 pm November, 8 Reverencd Chad Supreme Buzz said...

Youse guys are too dramatically explicit. And by explicit I mean I should send youse a picture of my Mom in senior high school. Ouch! But DB1 never posts my pictures so fuck it,

8:10 pm November, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And as for the Nuge, if it ain’t Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction, it ain’t rock ‘n roll.
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Unless of course it’s Steel Panther. Then it’s rock ‘n fuckin’ roll.

9:30 pm November, 8 DarkSock said...

Flickin’ the bean, he says…beautiful.

10:02 pm November, 8 Little Willie said...

They are pointing at his ass because there’s a sign written with a sharpie that says “insert here” with an arrow pointing to his bung hole.

12:35 am November, 9 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Home Run for Walnuts yet again.

As to the pertinent photo here, I think the question is, what are those Hotts doing being the tatted pudwank? Looks like a game I wish I was in.

5:29 am November, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For any of youse who didn’t click on Jacques links you must listen and watch Steel Panther. Fucking hilarious.
Mrs. Kroeger just peed her pants laughing and I like golden showers.

7:05 am November, 9 Douche Springsteen said...

I really want to be there in 20 years when he’s in middle management with his wife & their 2.5 kids at their vacation rental lake house and he takes his shirt off at the beach and has to explain himself to his in-laws.

7:49 am November, 9 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

.Sadly the ladies were fired from their service positions. When it was Rocco’s turn for Ass to Mouth(ATM sign clearly visible), the girls refused when he dropped his drawers and a huge Abe Lincoln looking hemorrhoid peeked from between his cheeks

10:44 am November, 10 French word for shower said...

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that the Toyota logo?

10:45 am November, 10 French word for shower said...

http://taxdollars.ocregister.com/files/2010/02/toyota-logo.jpg

4:10 pm November, 12 Stephanie said...

Wow,how do you fix this tattoo with a coverup?

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