Monday, November 12, 2012
Mitch Dillon Grasps at Fame
Unlike his far more famous brothers Matt and Kevin Dillon, Mitch Dillon does the best he can.
Acting classes and whatnot.
Mitch is sure that his life would’ve been different if Deep Space Nine had called back.
DS9 FTW!!
Shortly after careful refiguration of my cable network to make sure I never turn the channel to Entourage again in the middle of the night, you pull me back in.
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Her glasses look like the butthole that horny cartoon aussie dude jumped into.
Break out the Raid because I swear I just saw his eyebrows mate with each other to make that redonkulous looking fuccen mustache.
Was Mitch a Ferengi or a Klingon? Next Generation was better anyway.
“Bride To Be” is no bargain either. Quite posiibly she’s Mayim Bialik’s stunt double
Yolanda Largewomann gave up on subtle boob adjustments in 1989.
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Seriously, who photoshopped the eyebrow onto his upper lip?
Unistache – it really ties the room together, if ~the room~ is his face, and he’s channeling Frieda Kahlo.
Mitch Dillon is alright in my book he obviously doesn’t give a fucc about apperances, he seems to have no shame and, I believe he’s crashing some silly bachelorette party. Go in peace Mitch Dillon.
Can I tell you my favorite Mitch Dillon story, real briefly?
She looks like she’d be fun in the TeePee.
You can see where the better looks in the family went,not to Mitch. But maybe he can act,he’d better work hard.
Lenny took me to a head shop today to get a wee pipe and grinder to use my stash more efficiently. He figured it would last for years by this method. Unfortunately, or fortunately, the head shop dude was fucking whacked on weed and energy drinks and was a great pothead salesman/entertainer.
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So I buy this bong attached to a rubber facemask and Lenny and I load it up with Jean-Guy. Lenny says son’t take too big of a hit, Rev. Rev, he says. Next thing I know it’s two hours later and the kids are home on the bus. Well I had to untuck my shirt to cover the massive boner I had from my dream that the Long Island Medium was blowing me and in contact with Spirit regarding my fortunes.
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Bleary eyed I met the bus and have no fucking idea what happened to Len, but the medium told me the Chiefs are sweeping the rest of the season. I’m gonna go blow a half bowl now that the Mrs. and kids are asleep and watch the game waiting for my straight up bet with Et Tu that the Stillers will lose. I hope that blonde harpie returns to Spirit and finishes the job.
@Rev,
I gave you the points, 11.5.