Thursday, November 15, 2012
Mongor Not Like Brussell Sprouts
Mongor.
Emotionally dead to the world since 2006.
Sophie Pillowbottom. All that is righteous in Guadalcanal.
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Mongor looks like a retard Ryan Seacrest.
Mongor looks like he’s going to the Douchies for “Scowl Of The Year” Sophia Pillowbottom looks like she just released the last gasp of last nights’ Gordito.
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Hombres
@Douchey Wallnuts
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How’s it going in Jerz? And is FEMA up to housing 30,000 Tri-State (respect) residents for the next two years?
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@Et Tu
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So we’re even with the points you gave me? I’m betting on Baltimore. How many points do you want?
DB1 may not make it to December.
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http://money.cnn.com/2012/11/14/news/companies/hostess-liquidation-thursday/
@Rev
We are even, as for the game the line right now is Stillers getting 3.5 points, which I’ll take for a bet of $20CDN.
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I’d rest my head on the cool side of Sophie’s Pillowbottom. Mongor & E-Blo between the 2 of them could solve the worlds problems with their vacant, soul gazing stares
“Your Face Is Gonna Freeze Like That! ”
Still think it was just an urban legend? Mongor is proof that really could happen.
Mongor looks like Robocop finally died, so they transplanted his brain and face on to Cane’s body.
The shore area is fucked. I don’t know what the guidos and guidettes are going to do this summer. Perhaps they will go to Rehobeth or Dewey Beach. Our gain is Delaware’s loss. The real devestation isn’t being shown. Most places are powered up and gasoline isn’t scare. They did away with the gas rationing as of this morning. Parts of the 5 boroughs of Manahattan are still not up and running.
Sophie looks about 6 months pregnant. I’m not willing to laugh at Mongor since it seriously looks like he was in a pre-airbag car wreck and took a steering wheel to the face.
The dull look of Mongor is identical to the blank brainless stare one gets from a reptile. He’s “just there” barely. I wouldn’t be surprised if a long tongue darted from his mouth and snatched gnats from the air around him – gnats attracted by the rotting scent of poo and the bleeth’s festering gunt. There is no hope in this image. There is only the the collective global suicide of ignorant self-indulgence, the by-product of 10,000 years of indoor living and the gurgling death of civilisation. AGRICULTURE! WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT???
You got some drool on your shirt there, Mongor.
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Nearly hott Sophie needs to tone up that armpit area. How someone gets a flabby armpit in the first place is question science should seriously look into.
Mongor must not have fine motor skills to work a button. That’s a snappy shirt, which I haven’t seen since… I’m not sure. Last time I saw snaps on clothing they worked some magic around the crotch area of a teddy.
Mongor and Benzito – an epic Douchies in the making.
@Et Tu
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It’s on.
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Public Service announcement:
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Some of you may have read that I had counterfeit tickets to the RUSH concert. Stub Hub is the reseller that sold the tickets. They reimbursed the price of the tickets, plus the cost of our replacement tickets, and another $200 to the card for our troubles. So they are legit my concert going brothers.
I was gonna say “Corky from Life Goes On Goes To College” But that would be an insult to Corky, because at least Corky smiled and has a personality and talent.
MONGOR NO LIKE SMILE.
glad that worked out, Rev.
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Maybe Mongor sad because Americans are more interested in the email shenanigans of its generals than the rocket salvos going back and forth over Gaza, the fact that middle class Americans are about to get a bunch poorer and it still won’t balance the budget, and the evil corksucker who autotuned the Friday video is back at it.
Chick in the back is pouring lidocaine powder in Mongor’s Cosmo
Mongor may have Bell’s Palsy.
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On both sides of his face…
Mongor’s eyebrows are the envy of every Latina who ever plucked her forehead cleaner than her flapping castanet before drawing them back on again one inch higher with a stolen Sharpie.
Mongor is Liam Nesson’s retarded mentally ill half brother. Five pounds of fresh unflushed fecal matter reads higher on the IQ scale than this wonder boy. He needs to work on that moronic blank “nobody’s home” stare common with dullards and maybe try a better non-institutional style haircut.
What Mr. Scrotato Head said. I’m not worthy!