Sunday, November 25, 2012

BREAKING: Jerz Guid Mating Call in Vegas Fails to Attract Woo Hottie

Bonus points for tagging a nearby dancing Jewschbag.

WARNING: Lack of hott counterbalance and greasy disturbances of the force prevail.

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8:39 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jerz Guid Mating Call is as stupid as running with Sarah Palin.

8:40 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jerz Guid mating call is like watching Dane Cook, with less dancing.

8:41 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jerz Guid mating call is like watching Mrs. Kroeger do that thing that cut her wrists.

8:42 am November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jerz Guid Mating call is peacockolicious.

9:12 am November, 25 douchebag1 said...

Just you n’ me, Rev. Chad. Lets get some HoHos.

9:29 am November, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jerz Guid Mating call cracks me up, Booby Batz rulez!!! and by Booby Batz rulez!!! and cracks me up I mean I’m nauseous.
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Rev we still on for Giants v Packers game? if so I’ll take the Pack with the 3.
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I like HoHos can I join yinz guys?

12:01 pm November, 25 Vin Douchal said...

I’m no expert on this but the reason this Guid doesn’t get laid is because no chick wants an accidental black eye from his monkey moves in the sack. Monkey moves, I says

12:05 pm November, 25 Vin Douchal said...

On the subject of monkeys, did you see that Pats destory the very souls of Jets fans everywhere on T-day? Nothing pleases me more than Fireman Ed sitting comatose sans-FuckHat staring into a nightmare .

12:39 pm November, 25 creature said...

proof that evolution is reversing

1:27 pm November, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fireman Ed also left the game early and allegedly has deleted his Twitter account. There are three things I hate; the Jets, Fireman Ed, Twitter. And Jerz Guids. There are four things I hate….

1:29 pm November, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Et Tu
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Still on.

3:03 pm November, 25 Billy Scrotebag said...

What a fucking toolshed.

3:49 pm November, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The devil went down to Jersey…

6:01 pm November, 25 Ted Brogan said...

The Bro in the khaki shorts is definitely interested!

6:15 pm November, 25 Troy Tempest said...

His shoulders are broad but he has spindly little legs, so that dopey little hippety hop dance is the only dance moves he can make without falling over.

7:58 pm November, 25 Justadouchalo said...

Maybe I’ll just stay here in Afghanistan. At least this place is ‘supposed to be’ fucked up.

10:43 pm November, 25 The Dude said...

Waaaay too many Mipples™ in that vid.

11:30 pm November, 25 Guid is Good said...

Just when you think we are making progress as a society ….

12:41 am November, 26 Little Willie said...

This queer is often found dancing like that in the men’s room.

6:38 am November, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Yeah I am staying Afghanistan too…but we still have plenty of Jerz Guidos on the Boardwalk at Kandahar Air Field.

9:24 am November, 26 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

White men should not dance….ever.
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.Unless their names are Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, or Donald O’Connor….or Christopher Walken when he was a ute.

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