Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Hardiest Hardy: ThisGuy and Mellany Mellonson
The Ed Hardy global douchestain may be fading. But it is not gone yet. And we will mock until iti s.
From August’s Thoughts and Links, this odious clown in presence of Mellany’s gazangazans takes home the 2012 Douchie Award for Hardiest Hardy.
And by Hardiest, I mean Softiest.
Richard Simmons calls Thisguy a pussy
Is that jacket Velour? I haven’t seen that since my neighbor’s mom made their family wear it for a family picture in the 1970’s and even then it was a joke.
Is that jacket Velour? I haven’t seen that since my neighbor’s mom made their family wear it for a family picture in the 1970’s and even then it was a joke.
Mellany’s Mellons son FTW!!
Something tells me that if you put that jacket under a black light, it would light up like the milky way.
Mellany is quite Meloncampy, which is good. Hardly is creepy.
She needs to either wear gloves when she’s destroying her hair with bleach or take them off when she’s destroying her skin in the tanning booth. Either way, given it’s the holiday season I’d gladly spend all Christmas night sandwiched between Santa’s third and forth rolls of armpit fat as he downs glass after glass of curdled milk and takes all those “While you were sleeping” porn picks of the MILFs on the naughty list fat while Dasher and Dancer do some split hooved Blitzen on my dradle as we circle the globe just for the chance to play “Carol of the Swoles” on her taught jingle bolts.
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Oh, and this guy forgot the cheesey bread with my Meat Supreme pizza…AGAIN.
Mellany is the cause of many hard things…
Notice how slyly he places his right thumb on boobage.
Nothing soft about those bolt-ons.
I have to admit that the Hardy-subplague is the one that I hate most. Yuck.
Sorry, Ass Clown, but her boobs will not cure your cancer. Back on chemo with you, dark eye circle dude.
2practitioner