Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Hardiest Hardy: ThisGuy and Mellany Mellonson


The Ed Hardy global douchestain may be fading. But it is not gone yet. And we will mock until iti s.

From August’s Thoughts and Links, this odious clown in presence of Mellany’s gazangazans takes home the 2012 Douchie Award for Hardiest Hardy.

And by Hardiest, I mean Softiest.

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10:46 am December, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Richard Simmons calls Thisguy a pussy

11:00 am December, 11 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Is that jacket Velour? I haven’t seen that since my neighbor’s mom made their family wear it for a family picture in the 1970′s and even then it was a joke.

11:00 am December, 11 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Is that jacket Velour? I haven’t seen that since my neighbor’s mom made their family wear it for a family picture in the 1970′s and even then it was a joke.

11:20 am December, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mellany’s Mellons son FTW!!

11:22 am December, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Something tells me that if you put that jacket under a black light, it would light up like the milky way.

11:50 am December, 11 The Dude said...

Mellany is quite Meloncampy, which is good. Hardly is creepy.

11:51 am December, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She needs to either wear gloves when she’s destroying her hair with bleach or take them off when she’s destroying her skin in the tanning booth. Either way, given it’s the holiday season I’d gladly spend all Christmas night sandwiched between Santa’s third and forth rolls of armpit fat as he downs glass after glass of curdled milk and takes all those “While you were sleeping” porn picks of the MILFs on the naughty list fat while Dasher and Dancer do some split hooved Blitzen on my dradle as we circle the globe just for the chance to play “Carol of the Swoles” on her taught jingle bolts.
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Oh, and this guy forgot the cheesey bread with my Meat Supreme pizza…AGAIN.

12:13 pm December, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Mellany is the cause of many hard things…

12:36 pm December, 11 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Notice how slyly he places his right thumb on boobage.

1:05 pm December, 11 Wheezer said...

Nothing soft about those bolt-ons.

5:23 am December, 12 douche equis said...

I have to admit that the Hardy-subplague is the one that I hate most. Yuck.

10:25 am December, 12 DarkSock said...

Sorry, Ass Clown, but her boobs will not cure your cancer. Back on chemo with you, dark eye circle dude.

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