Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Pukey McTirehead Would Like to Fondle Shoulder Suckle Stacey's Nethers
Pukey McTirehead is getting closer…
Pretty sure this story ends with a wacky sidekick making a sarcastic comment followed by a “Wahhhh-Wahhhh” horn sound.
At least that’s how it plays out in my head.
Because my head is on a constantly recurring early 80s sitcom loop.
Sometimes ‘Bag hunting isn’t complicated.
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I saw the 2nd pic, and started laughing.
Eastern Euro Baggery, Serbian at that. I can only imagine what could happen when it infects the Caucasus. I’m suspecting yellow pooch/gunt is not finely shorn.
Machmoud Largemuslim is a good wingman.
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He knows when to slide the groove up a notch, won’t touch your girl’s “nanneee hay nannee” and doesn’t complain about the yeast infection in his uncircumscized pouch
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For the Rev:
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Stone Cold Crazy
Machmoud Largemuslim always has a bag of Doritos Burn in his over the shoulder man purse
Josephine Largeman in the background shouldn’t be hanging around at clubs during her 2nd trimester.
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The kid will wind up with Fecal Alcohol Syndrome™, just like McTireHead™ here did.
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Son.™
^That blew my mind. Freddie blew everything. And I’m cool with that. At least he hid it until he was legend. Kind of.
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Machmoud Largemuslim eats Christians for breakfast and called his son Milosevic. Get it. In post-communist Yugoslavia, the blonde girl bludgeons you.
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Croats
Most Euro-Eurobag ’13 has been chosen. Mark my shorts. son.
In Serbia, the bleeths wear bright flourescent colored dresses in a place they call “da club” to attract the eye the strong, viril males. But the males are usually too distracted to notice, busy hugging each other, drinking overpriced liquor and yelling out “ya bro !”
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I saw it on a National Geographic special.
Serbian Barbie has small Titos.
Rank amateurs. Heavy on the rank.
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I just feel sorry for these guys.
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Particularly for Pugly on the left. He seems so generally confused. If I were DB1, I’d hear this guy’s continuous inner monologue saying – in Talking Heads “Once in a Lifetime” style – Well…How did I get here?
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Since these guys can’t bring it, here’s somethin’:
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http://www.chron.com/default/article/Man-79-disarms-intruder-with-karate-chop-4090572.php
Serbian Barbie eats fish and quinoa with rubber fangs.
There’s a reason her smile reveals no teeth.
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But I like her. She’s working it, taking nothing for granted.
These guys make my dick hurt, and by dick I mean brain.
These guys are currently 2nd in the Balkan Division of the World Goat Rapist Championship!!
I’m afraid that Pukey didn’t pull out in time when he nailed Yellow Skirt chick in the background about 3 months ago. That surely looks like a baby bump…
His haircut looks like it was done by a combine harvester.
“Serbros”?
Maybe “Ozi” will bite off their heads…..
This picture was taken at Eastern Europe’s hottest new franchise opportunity, “Abortion in a Cup.”
Serbian hot rod is a wagon with TWO donkeys.
Only ethnically Serbian… Sadly, these Serbians are actually Australian! Way out west-side and I quote (from http://www.Oziserbs.com):
“The aim of this event is to provide young Serbian people with an environment that takes them back to their homeland, a place where they can socialise and enjoy their music, culture and language. Furthermore we wanted a nightclub environment, a place we could go and hang out and party that was hip, trendy, but that played our music – Serbian music.”
I’ve never been to Serbia but I’d be surprised if this is what the homeland looked like!