Wednesday, March 13, 2013

When Hot Chicks Become Groupies for Going-Nowhere Bar Bands Named “Crack Attack”…

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Necktatts grow like chin fung.

And the Baby Jebus cries for boobies beyond suckle hope in the realm of the Bleeth.

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1:37 pm March, 13 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

For any medical types, is it possible contract STDs just by looking at a photo? I’m ready to head to the free clinic just in case.

1:38 pm March, 13 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Those are some fine human specimens.

2:37 pm March, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I always thought Crack Attack’s little known hit “Gainful Employment Ain’t Our Thing” had some pretty cool riffs.

2:44 pm March, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That neck tatt reminds me of a nice pearl necklace I once gave to a dame. Ba-bing and it was all over her troat.

2:48 pm March, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Looked up “fugly” in the dictionary and this photo was next to it

2:56 pm March, 13 Wheezer said...

“Crack Attack – great band name!” said no one ever…..
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…..except for asshats like this.

3:39 pm March, 13 DarkSock said...

I can smell this picture.

3:49 pm March, 13 The Dude said...

Miley Cyrus has come a long way since Hannah Cracktana. FTL

4:05 pm March, 13 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Neck tatts mean never having to say you’re employable in anything other than the service industry or an assembly line..
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.and I bet @DoucheWallnuts would admit hers would make a fine, fine palette for a jizz painting.
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.Jizz painting, I says.

5:48 pm March, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I know where these guys got their rock n’ roll mojo. And it wasn’t in Canada. Son.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7ILDT52qrQ

4:26 am March, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hers would make a good opportunity to execute the Houston Hanky maneuver.

7:02 am March, 14 DarkSock said...

Or a Pittsburgh Prolapse.
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Son.

10:11 am March, 14 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Fucking calamari ear! Sweet Lord above I dislike this stupid trend.

12:13 pm March, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Rev, Thanks. Steel Panther fan club can add me as a member. British boobies, cliched lyrics, two chord riffs, guys with makeup ! Not sure what’s up with the inflatable cocks. Great stuff.

2:55 pm March, 14 schlicht bindenburger said...

fuck….Joan Rivers let herself go….mine gott!

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