Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Riff Raff Still Ironically Sucks
Probably one of the worst cultural arbiters of irono-douche culture, Southern Clown Riff Raff continues to push his zero minutes of fame by clinging desperately onto the post Spring Breakers James Franco package fondle.
So it turns out this festering ass pimple of pusuous leakage is playing a “gig” in LA in June. Should I go? Might be worth a field report from the heart of postmodern douchery for HCwDB.
surrounded by willing crumpet Riff Raff still did not get laid. Now that’s irony.
That chick chokin that other chick gives me the renoB.
Aqua is the new black. So he’s got that going for him.
The article does mention his “massive viral presence” which one can only assume means his dick. So go, but maybe don’t get too close to the stage. Oh Riff Raff, first he was pissed that the movie used his essence without his permission and now he’s figured out that the only way to survive is to become a parody of the parody of himself. I love Hollywood.
Hell no, we won’t go!!!
The guy is a talentless hack. His “music” is the equivalent of eating lead paint chips, breathing asbestos insulation, mainlining mercury and dipping your wick in the putrid slime-hole that is Farrah Abraham, all at once.
You will lose your IQ, your health, and your dick will fall off.
But other than that……………………..why not?
If you go, think of all the pics of HC w DBs you could bring back for us. You could get a years worth of material which would cut your groveling and whining for more pics by half. Win-win.
The artist “bio” in that link describes him as (and I quote): “a cultural icon.”
Yeah, I agree. Assuming that by “culture,” you’re referring to the bacteria that proliferates in the pools of diarhhea left in my yard by my dog after he eats one of my daughter’s poo-filled diapers.
Pretty sure that’s a typo and instead of ‘icon’ it should have read ‘tampon’.
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Damn spell check.
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Son.
What if:
Riff Raff is the purposeful manifestation of the absurdity of pop culture. Far removed from the simple (and probably tweaked out) ass wipe we may see him as, what if he is us. Perhaps the most effective way to end this plague of bagitis is to force the infected to look into the mirror and confront their own ridiculousness. To this point, I say we must promote Riff Raff. We must encourage it, this thing, this abomination. Because only once it has run its course, this glimmering beacon of ass-hattitry, only once it has infected the goose drinking, hot fondling tool bags we love to hunt, will we be able to carry our message on to new frontiers. The quest of Riff Raff is a painful, shame filled one to watch, let alone encourage, but has the war on douche not been painful, has it not been shame filled? If we are to win this war, it will be through unrestricted douche warfare. We must find opportunity in the darkest (douchiest) of places. Riff Raff could be our key, our DMD (douche of mass destruction), and we owe it to the casualties of this war, all the hotts that have fallen victim to the plague, to use all the weapons at our disposal. Gentlemen, it is with a heavy heart that I say we set out on this endeavor, for once we venture in to the rabbit hole there is no telling where we will come out, or what kind of shape we will be in once we arrive. None-the-less, if we are aiming to win the war and simply not just continue to fight it, we must sacrifice. DB1, you must go to that show.
My dog ate a few poo filled diapers when she was younger. I think the sight of that instantly toilet trained my older rotten daughter. I’ma gonna get real drunk and stoned ovet the next two hours. I’ll be back.
In the cesspool of pop culture sycophants like Riff Raff are the undigested corn niblets that float about looking to stick to whatever bigger fish they can. He’s the sort that “real” rappers (using the term “real” here loosely) keep around just to make fun of then kick his ass without mercy when they finally get tired of his pasty wannabe antics. Guys like this are the reason we need to reconsider eugenics in this country.
The racist taint of the last post and ensuing comments offended me and I look forward to being part of a more constructive thread right here.
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That being said, have any a youse heard the joke about the colored guy and the zipper head chick who walked into a bar?
go. takes lotsa pitchaz. report back. then kill yourself before the douche taint EATS YOUR SOUL.
everyone in this snapshot has jaundice….more than likely the result of Hep C
Stooooned.Son.I’s fuck all those chinky chicks in the last post and ensuing comments.
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Clint Eastwood’s racist bar joke in Gran Torino was funny, Son (no racist, respect).
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Chicos and the Man
Whither the hott chicks? those look like paired up couples of bull dykes.
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Bull dykes, I tells ya.