Thursday, October 17, 2013

Herspters

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Herpsters with stupid ‘staches.

A plague on Los Angeles’s Silverlake area for the past ten years.

Ther is only one ‘stache that is forever exempt from mock. It is The Holy Stache of Oates.

The rest are mere pretenders to the throne.

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11:40 am October, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

real boobs in a spyonvegas pic ? that must be a first.

12:15 pm October, 17 FlipFriddle said...

I would offer another ‘stache of epic power that is also quite worthy: http://hotbeans.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mustache-freddie-mercury.jpg
A pox on ye herpsters; and to the natural boobies I sayeth, move thyself under my graceful and completely uncreepy palm.

12:15 pm October, 17 bigphatnotadouche said...

Agree with MD P.I.
real tatas are a sight to behold…
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motorboats

12:22 pm October, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ They’re real and they’re spectacular.
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Jerry

12:50 pm October, 17 hermit said...

Frank Zappa should also get a posthumous exemption.

12:55 pm October, 17 FredN. said...

Lucy on the right, go ahead and tilt towards Claudia, yah, lean right in, and start motorboatin.
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Yah. Yahh, just like that.

1:00 pm October, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Jack “I buried the bodies in the crawlspace” Largeman lurking in back does not approve of this herpster nonsense. But he does approve of exposed sagging natural breasts.

1:08 pm October, 17 The Dude said...

Johnny Large Eyeliner is more interested in Rollie Fingers on the right. I’m all ’bout the natch!

1:18 pm October, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

Look at the rareass Handcover of Anonymity™ on bluecollar Ted.
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Sir, I salute your prescience, and reaction time.

1:39 pm October, 17 Douchble Helix said...

Does anyone ever wonder if Oates, like Freddie, was…

1:40 pm October, 17 The Dude said...

Metro-guy deserves a modicum of McMockery too. Some tattoo session went spastic on his arm, and geez, even Michael Jordan would be ashamed to wear that t-shirt. Maybe.

2:17 pm October, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The dame in the middle reminds me of a young Ida Lupino, who had a secret Bang Gig with Sinatra goin on for years. Bang Gig, I says. She used to love goin out with out panties and flashin the Chairman her ample Latino Beave from across the bar at The Brown Derby, which sucked, by the way.

2:46 pm October, 17 UFO Destroyers said...

Difficult to top the awsomeness of the Selleck.

3:05 pm October, 17 Vin Douchal said...

I’ve trim my pubes and with the application of mustache wax and a pair of glasses on my cocck you’d be surprised at the resemblence to this dork.
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Film at eleven

3:27 pm October, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guy had a solid stache
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPSAu8xfmhk

3:37 pm October, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chuck Norris wouldn’t fuck with this guys stache.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ObEqe8YRuE

3:49 pm October, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Dude Abides
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsKoxi12jbI

6:02 pm October, 17 Guid is Good said...

Yeah gotta give props to Magnum PI.
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Even if his testicles falling out of his shorts during a shot did cause a 20% increase in the production budget.

11:49 pm October, 21 Whoop-de-douche said...

Groucho, Selleck, Burt, Chaplin, Zappa, Oates, Genghis,
And sometimes, sometimes Freddie.

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