Thursday, November 21, 2013

JB Sings Limp Bizkit Covers at Karaoke Tuesday

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Chiquita Vanessa, a quality selection of quality suckle bobble, is unamused by JB’s choice of life-preserver wearing antics.

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2:32 pm November, 21 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If he was drowning I’d throw him a cinderblock.

2:45 pm November, 21 UFO Destroyers said...

Please, tell me this is a Halloween photo. The same mouth-breather expression is on most of the mockables on the site, it’s just I think he’s “trying” to look this way. She has the Selena Gomez look down pat.

3:04 pm November, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Jabroni Bro

3:24 pm November, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

15 will get you 20. just sayin.

3:58 pm November, 21 Guid is Good said...

I’d like to banana Chiquita Vanessa.

4:43 pm November, 21 The Dude said...

My banana would mucha inna Chiquita Vanessa. Justa sayinga

5:36 pm November, 21 Tits McGee said...

Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez Halloween costume… but yeah I’d do 20 for that 15. Did I type that out loud?

6:10 pm November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What would we all think if the proper powers had not killed that bootleg-funded, family labotimizing, wife-cheating, fat Marilyn Monroe banging, Giancana-owing, commy-loving, FBI hating bastard, drinking with Kruschev, dead by three shots, one off the grassy hill fuck Kennedy.
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Not much different I guess.
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Trotskys

7:50 pm November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

……….too soon?
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……… too late??
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………..Irish?

8:57 pm November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think they killed the wrong one. Teddy should have been drowned in the bathtub as an infant. And then there’s the re-tard sister who they sent away early and took half her brain out with a grapefruit spoon. The old man used to bang Gloria Swanson at the Hyannis retreat where the whole family, including his wife Rose, was. She was loud when she took the meat from the old bootlegger, and he set a good boning example for his young sons.
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They are considered by some to be American Royalty. How Fucced is that?

9:04 pm November, 21 The Dude said...

ahh, Hyannisport. Man I wooda banged Caroline back in the day. Too much K taint on Maryln, Jackie-O and Leonard Bernstein. What?

9:07 pm November, 21 The Dude said...

and Doris Day. What a load of gal pal there. Tagged her in Beverly Hills <-still a great name for a porn star, if they're still making those skin flix.

10:22 pm November, 21 The Dude said...

JFK was everything we hope for and respect about our elected leaders. He had a beautiful wife, and some stellar ladies on the side (no Monica Lewinsky’s – am I right, or am I right? eh?) but I digress, he showed up at the Cold War table, put men on the f’kn moon and when he got killed he allowed Medicare and Social Security to get started. Okay, maybe Medicare was Nixon, but still…

3:47 am November, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would have fucked Doris Day and Rosemary Clooney. Mr. Kennedy, your father may have wished you died in WW2, but most of us simple folk are just glad you got deaded by the CIA and mocked.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R11x32WoxrM

4:22 am November, 22 Collaz B. Popped said...

Fucced.

Phuct.

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