Saturday, December 7, 2013
Your Saturday Donkey Douche
True ‘bag legends never go away.
They simply turn more crimson.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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They make people out of leather now?
She’s dirty. Dirty and stupid and dirty and tanned. Her father must be a mortal.
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http://izismile.com/2013/07/24/gifs_give_bouncing_boobs_some_extra_oomph_44_gifs-6.html
These two look like a couple of cheese sausages after 3 days in the bain marie of a highway gas station. Unappetising.
Looks like the Donk built a new place out of all those rocks he broke while he was in the joint.
the Donk & his gal swam in the same pool of shiite
…if you rolled them in almonds they’d be a scat fetish dream
Silicon based life from planet orange.
If not for his XXS white shirt, her neon nails, and the bright color of the stitching of his fabulouth designer jeans, I’d have never known there were “people” in this darkened photo.
RevChad’s boobie GIFs FTW!
The 200004 Douchies continue…
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Most Disturbing Rack: Plastic Donkey Bleeth
What is wrong with this dame’s tits? They’re pointing in opposite directions. I mean, did Donkey Douche photoshop in a picture of an 80 year-old woman lying on her back? Are this girl’s tits so embarrassed by her face they’re trying to hide in her armpits? Are they trying to misdirect us for some sort of magic trick? Did they devour her ribcage and are now both leaning overboard and vomiting from their own excess? Whatever’s going on, those tits can only be described as woebegone. Woebegon I says.
Bitch looks like The Ring monster but less sympathetic.
Enormous cans do it for the Old Choad so I think she isn’t even trying, this one.
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.Bigger and better and tanner and tighter, I say….until she becomes two ginormous epidermal sacs of silicone supporting her tiny, pink-lipped, chocolate brown (respeck), cocaine-addled, made-solely for-cock-sucking butterface.
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.I get a chubby just thinking about it.
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…..and an STD.
….and we should give @Jacques Doucheteau a Lifetime Achievement Award right now for taking on the unbearable responsibility of handing out this year’s Douchies — and doing it so well.
Who is the tranny next to Donk?
Jacques doing a fantastic job. In keeping with the theme we need a tune, nay an epic to celebrate the Douchies and the $1200 dollars wasted on hookers while addled with big pharma penis problems this week. Sweet pussies on them I must say except for the little N-word (respect) that took off with the cash. Here’s to Jacques and his big hairy mock.
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Slutty Samantha welcomed into Donk’s new lair. Disagree with Guid…from the looks of this place (except for the couch) seems like Donk is still IN the joint.
It might not surprise some of you, but Donkey Douche is now a VIP host at a Male Strip Club called Stallions in Chicago.
^ um, we won’t even ask how you know this lest we be judgmental.
Elvira ‘s evil twin after a day on the spit roast and by spit roast I mean….well you pervs know.
Love the hand and neck tatts he’s sporting..
Magnum, it’s on FB:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=429865437119710&set=p.429865437119710&type=1&theater
He posted it on his facebook page, which is simply a glorious turdpile.
https://www.facebook.com/DarkMarc14?fref=ts
prepare yourselves for arrogance, words of “wisdom”, grammatical errors and pungent odors.
Fuck you all. I think it’s nice to see the Donkster getting back together with his cellie after all these months. Hell, I’m sure later that night they re-enacted the moment the met in the jail showers.
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cold-hearted bitches