2005ku
Back in time haiku
Only for the chosen few
To mock dribble chin
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Small hand cleans the ears
For those with gyroscopic wax
And and gritty wax.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Her prom date backed out
Mitch, ex-con school janitor,
fills in for picture
— Magnum Douche P.I. said…
Tiny mushroom cloud
Another atrocity
On chin of asshole
— Jacques Doucheteau
The long long ago
Before they knew the true true
They had not the Smart.
— Crucial Atlas
The death of this site
Is like that bitch Glenn Close in
Fatal Attraction
— hermit said…
It puts the future
In the basket or it gets
The singularity
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Maybe if I grow
Chin Fung no one will look at
My massive eyebrows
— DoucheyWallnuts
Dyspeptic douchebag
Trying to enjoy this night
Whilst squealching huge farts
— Vin Douchal
Small hand cleans the ears
For those with gyroscopic wax
And and gritty wax.
2005
Means I have more time to get
Stoned. Maybe less kids.
Is Lenny getting
Here in twenty minutes or
Nine years and 2 months.
She’s a buttercup
Just waiting for my man loaf
Better chin dribble
We knew that the boss
couldn’t really end this thing.
The mock must go on
Future to the back.
We know how it’ll all end.
The mock recursive?
Floating hand points to
the obvious. She dates him
to piss off her dad
Hot Chick with DoucheBag
Reboot? Leonard Nemoy stops
by, leaves gift for Jacques.
Fact: picture taken
yesterday. Soulpatch started
growing in 05′.
Her prom date backed out
Mitch, ex-con school janitor,
fills in for picture
She looks like a white
Michelle Obama. He looks
like total white trash
Facial hair looks like
small cock and balls after
the real thing been there
Tiny mushroom cloud
Another atrocity
On chin of asshole
Yeah he’s got a hot
chick now, but every morning
he wakes up to this
What happens if we
continue to post here for
the next twenty months?
Looking forward to
Jacques’ 2005 Douchies?
Lots of links for sure…
The long long ago
Before they knew the true true
They had not the Smart.
Floating hand points to
the obvious. He bought his
shirt at Farm and Fleet
Is this the timeline
When Spock had the Fu Man Chu
And Kirk banged green chicks?
Don’t you see? This is
DB1 and HC1 on
first date in ought-four.
Fungus or black mold?
Either way he is upset
cause she has no dick
This? Yes this goatee
Is an exact replica
of my shitstain.
She looks as confused
as I am. What year is this?
She gave up trying.
This guy shaves whole face;
cheekbones and forehead, but leaves
eyebrows and sideburns.
Ken and Barbie pose
Finger of Doom points at them.
“Direct your mock here.”
“Last” thread all blacked out;
I selected the text and
found this haiku link
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I was sneaking a
look in hopes ‘Sock posted some
secret Pear; still time…..
Shouldn’t beginning
of our computer time be
1-1-70?
Amazing thing is
That you can’t tell year
Picture was taken
Caught in a time warp
Where did last 9 years go? It’s
Not 2005?
Little Miss Muffet
Has become a Blonde Bleeth
Now sits on his face
Maybe if I grow
Chin Fung no one will look at
My massive eyebrows
This picture is called
“The Creation of Douchebag”
That’s the hand of God
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hands_of_God_and_Adam.jpg
Okay…lemme see…
Which damn button do I press…
Coming back to me…
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Once I remember
How to run Word Press, this will
Be DarkSock’s Playground…
‘Sock’s Animal House:
“Double Secret Pear-bation”
brings us together.
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“Mine’s bigger than that.”
Vin’s claim when comparing Pear
collections with ‘Sock.
The death of this site
Is like that bitch Glenn Close in
Fatal Attraction
She’s taking it well
Lost big bet playing Fisbin
One date with this Douche
Too bad she’s real drunk
“Why,….YES, I am Mark McGrath”
She’ll Sugar his Ray
Dyspeptic douchebag
Trying to enjoy this night
Whilst squealching huge farts
She’s a cute l’il MILF
And her tan lines talk to me
They say, “Squirt Load Here”
Posts are three minutes
Into the future, minus
Eight years – yay, flashback!
The site will not die
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole
It puts the future
In the basket or it gets
The singularity
Ukraine in crisis
Time to get to chad senior’s
Completed bunker
From the looks of her
She’s a felching blonde Spinner
Of course he’s a douche
all I know is that Congressman Bernie Sanders (Independent, Vermont) sounds like the blue ant-eater.
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“YOU STUPID ANT!!”
Mind blown by pink Aardvark.
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Speaking of Aardvark. I grew up at the Aardvark….. Phillip- Seymour-Hoffman-style. It is where I first saw RUSH. It was later where the Mrs. grabbed my cock at the bar. It now sits deteriorating as testament to the ages..and shit. Dark Sock is the only one who may relate to my Aardvark-RUSH-Peter Gatien link.
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Or he may not.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Gatien
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I have a newfound appreciation for septic system workers in this frigid wasteland of a country. Has anyone seen the Son?
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http://th05.deviantart.net/fs44/300W/i/2009/084/f/3/The_New_Septic_Tank_0_2_by_Lovis_8.jpg
Michael J Fox says
HCWB will
go on in future!
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.yay!
The Ant and the Aardvark was a parable for how Jews control the media and business, and how they use the black man as minuscule against whitey.
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The Rev’s wife grabbing his cock at the bar is really a dream-state representation of a parable of how women really are in control.
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renoBs
^supposed to be muscle against whitey. It’s 20-fuckin-14 and we still can’t edit posts…
Mark Mcgrath ‘Bag
Gargles a mouth full of jizz,
Small Hand Man right mocks.
Hey Boss, I finally get this Haiku stuff!
No, DW, it’s 2005.
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That means Frank is still alive.
DH, you just blew my mind.
I can’t imagine any higher praise, DW.
What’s going on Son? Do we need a telethon to pay for the lights and shit.
I like to rub baking soda on my inner thighs while straddling a head of iceburg lettuce.
Free Donald Sterling! Poor old mulatto Jew.
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