Sunday, May 1, 2005
Fry-Poo
Horse Largeman gets drunk,
Has a night of wild coitus;
Then he wakes to THIS.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Douche uses the “and
I’m hung like a horse too” line.
Still goes home alone.
Dark Sock’s hot daughter
says “yeah I peed in this horse.
Making you proud, dad”
Just what Vegas needs
Horse at a pool party and
overpriced carrots
Great. Now Vegas adds
equine micturation as
newest douchey fad.
Seattle Slew tries
“Hold your horses” as latest
pick up line for hotts.
It seems that these two
really enjoyed the latest
Hall and Oates concert.
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see what I did there?
She can pay college
tuition by taking him
to glue factory.
Soccer Gal shows us
what she thinks is in his shorts.
Wrong answer Sweetie!
Large Horseman gets drunk.
Hoverhand shows he’s really
on lookout for stud.
Aww, C’monn Wilbur
give me a filly, I’m tired
of using my hoofs
Cecil the Lion
Will be the new douchebag mask
You can count on it.
Ya YA. Hall and Oates
As a fellow unregistered gun
Owner, I say neighhhhhhhhhh.
The problems with guns
Is that too many lost bruthas
Have them. Have a weeny!
Donald Trump and his
Flowbie for President. I
Give you Sir K-Tel.
What the fuck! I think
I’m starting to make constant sense.
In an unconstant world.
Peace be with you my
Brothers as I try another
Thesii in your womb.
The After girl is
Wearing chaps for reasons
Known only to Admin.
THIS link reminds me of the time I was 18 and at Mardi Gras- at the Boot off the Tulane campus, and we weren’t sure if our buddy had made out with a girl with one eye until we developed the wind-up disposable camera film weeks later, and sure enough, her wonky eye made a straight right, so while not technically a glass eye, it certainly could not be misconstrued as just drunken eyeballery. Not that any of us cared other than it has been fun to tease him about it for the past 20 years. “oh you’re getting married? Does she have two eyes or just one?”
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Have a vague recollection of shitting myself during the road trip down there too. Those were the days!!!
Rehab pool has been
shit in many times before
first time by a horse
DarkSock has gone rogue
Undercover work in Vegas
He still pulls hot ass!!!
Arnold Horsedouche has
Achieved a rare milestone;
He peed in himself
I’m fucking stoned out
Of my ming after ruining my
Mother’s seventy fourth.
I may have mentioned
She’s a shameless whooooore.
I like Soccer Girl.
In my Mother’ss pantz.
That David Crosby abd I habs
A lot in common.
It’s cold working on
Reports and shit in the olde
Canadian fall.
She don’t worry ’bout
Dad, since he put that face
In his Horsey Hole.
I’d like to put her
In my grove spread eagled, and
Eat her juicy cunt.\….
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..
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And treasure her sweet
Body for many years hence
Till man reached MArs.
Come back Wedgie in
Our declining hours. Your space
Led me to the drugs.
It would be unwise, from a historical perspective, to minimize the importance of the horse in our culture. Many don’t realize it, but long before the advent of tennis shoes and saltpeter these trusted beasts of burden were our primary means of transportation and entertainment. The horse is endowed with a long, graceful face to enable him to reach the succulent grasses and climate change while watching for predatory monkeys and automobiles.
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Below you will find a list of obscure and interesting equine facts as they relate to modern language:
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1. The term “horseshoe” is derived from the small exotic dancers nailed to the hooves of captured horses
2. A horse will never voluntarily enter a structure built primarily of recycled materials
3. The game of H.O.R.S.E was originally played by throwing small ponies through flaming metal hoops in Mozambique
4. Though they never drink fluids, horses are capable of peeing long, steaming streams of urine, (I’ve personally witnessed this phenomenon)
5. My childhood classmate Randy Babbit was stepped on by a horse, was hospitalized, and missed several weeks of public education. He still refuses to use mobile phones and ATM machines to this day, and is quite aggressive
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The nomadic Mongolians still use the horse to transport their structures and personal belongings from camp to camp. I would like to have a young, (14-19 yrs.) Mongolian woman to cook my pancakes as long as she never learns to speak or use credit cards.
I think we should alternate Haiku and Yoko Ono poetry.
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@yokoono: Make a tape recording of the sound of the stars moving.
Do not listen to the tape.
Cut it and give it out to the people on the street.
Hermit lives.
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http://jezebel.com/this-summers-most-refreshing-beverage-is-horse-jizz-bee-1722487816
Horse Jizz ain’t a drink
And semen infused drinks is
For Finnochs, I says
She thinks he is “hung”.
In reality he’s just
saddled with huge debts.
Spinal surgery
DarkSock sent to wrong Rehab
Peed on the surgeon.
Continuity please you horse pissing black Mississippian architect genius mouse eared fucko.
I should have used a hyphen after mouse. Sorry.
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The trees have grown to about 6.5 feet and are beginning to hair.
An epic bender…
Where am I…what day is it?
Shrugs, writes a Fraiku
For D.W. –
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Lennon could have had
Any bird; he chose Yoko…
Ultimate Hipster
Da sound a air tastes sweet
Only if you breathe trew yaw mout
Dem fish will neva know what dey are missin’
Na mean?