Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

1/2 'Bag Sandwich

Again, I’m on a strict lesser-‘bag diet today. Can’t stomach the hard stuff. Stupid huevos rancheros.

These two mini-bags are like the White Castle Sliders of Douchebaggery. They’re small, square, and they come in six-packs.

Sultry vixen may have tan-in-a-can orange skin, but I’d still floss her teeth while humming ragtime.

Toga

Not sure The Tick here is really a ‘bag, but I’ve always had a thing for women in Togas. And it’s Friday. And DB1 feels slightly queasy from the Mexican food he ate south of the 10 last night (long story). So it’s time for a swig of cherry flavored Pepto and a nice soft pic of a semi-‘bag so as not to upset the stomach too badly. If I post another White Chocolate, I’ll be done for the day, so I’m on a no-choc diet for today.

Friday Haiku

Friday night bar hop,
‘The ‘tender is a scrote ‘bag,
I’ll simply drink more.