The Twelve 'Bags of Christmas
At first I was gonna do a twelve post daily countdown of the twelve ‘bags of Christmas, but that would entail all sorts of conceptual breakdowns of HCwD ‘baggery along metaphorical lines (what exactly is a douchebag in a pear tree, anyways?).
So instead you simply get this pic.
With three douchebags instead of twelve.
But how much do you want to punch ‘bag hand gesture #113? What is that, anyways? A “Westside”? A distorted “Shocker”? Or just confirmation that aqua-blue silk zoot suits can not hide the soul of a scrote?
As for the two knobs fondling inflatable santa, that’s all you two choads are gonna get this Christmas. Inflatable Santa ass.