Douche Royale
Not to distract from the Weekly, but I had to post this reader mail. Douche Royale writes in:
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hullo-
I’m a royal black jamaican, aging pretty-boy, former rich kid, lazy-eyed douche-bag …
I’ve gotten may hot n famous white women butt nekkid in record time. i’.m an embarrassment. thank God there is a site like yours to publicly decry my predicament. rock on.
Douche Moments:
http://a794.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00370/39/77/370847793_l.jpg
from a NYC fundraiser that I co hosted – thereafter we all had a wonderful orgy. yes, thats ‘crazy” stacy from Apprentice infamy.
http://a156.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01436/55/13/1436663155_l.jpg
– Mia Koda (linda) is a HOT Miami/Vegas model ..while I recently blew 120K in 4 mos of reckless travel thruout the middleast. a true douchebag, indeed ….
http://a544.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/45/l_978c5527a9a1eb3d8859460cb688c4af.jpg
Why- o why is Sky Nellor gettin so close to this broke ass nikkah??
http://a918.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00383/71/93/383553917_l.jpg
ok .. perhaps this was before she knew better ..
http://a277.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_95aef35f420f4e4227b7902acc895ebc.jpg
Mary Jane: a perfectly decent, fun-loving playmate … and an ashy negro … sigh. God help us.
ok, the best .. or WORST I can do 4 now !
fyi – these digital fotos DO interpolate to any targeted resolution. use and abuse these images as u see fit!
😉
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I can’t tell if this guy’s my new hero or a sign of the impending douchepocalypse.
