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I always wondered what Robert Poppenheimer discovered when researching douchelear physics as part of The Miami Project in the 1940s.

Now, for the first time, we have photographic evidence of the test research performed by that top-secret government research facility.

Yikes.

I would, however, breakdance to El DeBarge in tribute to Tiny Hott’s slender form. Yes, I’d even do the worm.