Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

10:21 pm November, 22 scrotius pib said...

hmmm, pumpy has answered a long held but never voiced question of mine – 'how does a true douche layer that cocktaculous mandana/risible sunglasses combo'.
you or i would probably commit some terrible noob faux pas and put the glasses on properly, then tenderly wrap the dome with the dayglo wank flannel that this choad has seen fit to drape himself with.
pumpy's genius lies in recognising that neither item of hideous adornment is chosen for function, rather the degree to which it screeches vileness. so he is free to laugh at our staid conventions and flip the script, bagging up his glistening forehead first, then leave the glasses frame floating on top. kept in place only by his sheer vascularity attained from mainlining dianobol and tren.
brave new world.